Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO/NARUTO SHIPPUDEN OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!

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Itachi was getting very annoyed. If Katana didn't have the potential as an Akatsuki member, he would have literally killed her for being so annoying. She was acting like Tobi and Deidara combined!

He watched as she continued to blow things up and bounce around. Did she ever run out of energy? Though, he had to admit to himself… It was kinda cute… Of course, he'd never admit it out loud.

Suddenly, Katana disappeared. Itachi turned around to see her right behind him with a tangerine. He raised an eyebrow delicately. Katana smirked at him.

"You're too quiet, Itachi-face!" she yelled, shaking the tangerine at him, before popping the whole thing into her mouth.

"Mmmm… Tangerine-y goodness!" she squealed, skipping off. Itachi had no choice but to follow her, being stuck in charge of her and all.

He mentally slapped himself when he saw her bouncing up and down energetically, pointing and glaring at Zetsu.

"EVIL CANNIBAL! I SHALL FEED YOU TO THE LLAMAS!" she yelled. Zetsu was staring at her. Itachi assumed that Zetsu had tried to eat her.

"Zetsu." called out Itachi in a calm voice. Zetsu walked away. Katana stared at Itachi, and bounced over to him.

"I-TA-CHI!" she sang, jumping on him and nuzzling his neck.

Itachi's normal reaction towards a gesture like this would have been to… Well… Kill the person. However, he couldn't bring himself to kill Katana. This was mostly because he wasn't allowed to kill her.

Instead, Itachi waited.

And waited.

And waited.

It was midnight before Katana let go.

"I'm hungry!" she squeaked, and bounced off towards the kitchen. Itachi's eye twitched as he followed her.


Zetsu: ... Why did you make me try to eat Katana?

Me: Well, just for fun. This story is meant to be humorous after all. -

Itachi: But, you're pairing me with some crazy randomer who I wouldn't really go for...

Me: That's what makes this fic so mental. You, Itachi, are being paired with a crazy randomer! -

Itachi: Although, she's your sugar-high side, isn't she... -.-

Me: ... Well... Yes... But, my sugar-high side doesn't last for that long. Mostly because I'm cutting down on how much sugar I have. After the 'crazy, hyper, bouncy' stage, you become depressed for no reason and have killer head-aches. Sugar is like a drug... :-/

Itachi: When you're hyper, I'm actually terrified of you, though. Whereas, I actually want to KILL Katana. ¬.¬

Me: Not in my story, you don't:-) Riiiight?? -evil smile-

Itachi: ... Of course... -twitches-

Me: I sooooo win at life. 8-)