Beecha: What is that hamburger doing in a war museum? Man, I'm hungry...*breaks glass*

several minutes later...

Security guard: Hey, what are you doing?

Beecha: I ate that hamburger, what are you gonna do about it? *sticks his tongue*

Security guard: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THAT WASN'T A HAMBURGER!

Beecha: If that wasn't a hamburger, then what is that pile of meat doing in a war museum? It taste kinda funny...

Security guard: THAT WAS THE REMAINS OF A ZEON PILOT WHO GOT FRIED BY A BEAM SABER AT THE BATTLE IN SIDE 6 OVER A DECADE AGO YOU FUCKING HALF-WIT!

Beecha: W-wait...what?

Author: Now you get the reason for one of the pairings, onward to the story...


As the spaceship makes a stop at the local ship stop, Astonaige floated off the bumper and disappears into the void just before the pilots could check and see what they just hit. The pilot of the spaceship from a far distant planet of a far distant solar system will never realize what just happen as the mystery would continue, making them wonder what they have bumped into just a while back.

While floating away in the middle of space, the damage Astonaige have taken caused his right arm to be broken off of his frozen corpse as it heads toward the endless void once again. This would go on for years and years as the body floats by several space wreckages, including the remains of the Voyager probes that were send out into space back in the distant past before being long forgotten. For a time being, all what was left to do is to journey past the wreckage of the probes, spacecrafts, corpses floating out of the spacecrafts and satellites that have been floating around for centuries.

After spending the next decades traveling out of the wreckages, Astonaige would spend another countless years in the endless void without a contact with anything at all, not even a speck of space dust.

It sure was lonely in space, especially with no one else around...not even a thing.

But then, the unthinkable occurs...the nearest star went supernova and the resulting force from the distance send the body flying somewhat further than before where it could make its way into the next solar system another centuries later. By the time he got there, an unstable planet blew up, send several chunks of rocks in every direction, some of which ends up pelting Astonaige, knocking off his left leg like a chunk of frozen meat. Soon, the body was on a dangerous collision course with an oncoming comet when another space rock came and knocked Astonaige away from its path.

It was a magnificent sight, the immense explosion can be seen from a long distance, hundreds of light years away and yet, the poor mechanic can't never enjoy the view due to being too dead to watch it.

Once being hit by another wave from the supernova, Astonaige was send spinning like a beam saber Kamille-piloted Zeta Gundam threw. With another frozen chunk broken off of Astonaige's body, he was surrounded by bits and pieces that used to be part of him. Afterward, it went back to the way it was a moment before, floating in the endless void of space where the body would make a journey to the end of the universe where maybe, something can be found at the other end of the side, like a portal to the alternate universe or something. Then again, even if there is a portal to the alternate universe, does it even matter? Considering the shape Astonaige have been in for millenia, he's too dead to even experience such a thing.

For another countless years, it's the same thing as always, floating in the dark and endless void of space where nothing can be seen or touched. With the nearest object being millions of miles away, it would take another countless years before a contact will be made with the body. By the time that countless years have came and went, a small meteor appeared out of nowhere and struck Astonaige in his other leg, knocking it right off while sending the body spinning once again. Seconds later, another meteor came and struck Astonaige, knocking away the last limb from his body, this time stabilizing the body by stopping the spinning but also sends the arm flinging where it hits a windshield of a passing spaceship.

"What the hell?!" the pilot yelled.

However, it was for a split second that the arm was visible, after that it was never seen again, rendering the incident a complete mystery...that and the fact that they decided it was a space pebble. The body on the other hand would linger on for another millenia as it would continue to float in the endless void of space after being knocked right out of the edge of the solar system it had entered for a brief moment. As time went by, nothing significant occurs as Astonaige continues to bravely travel through the endless void of space.

After another millenia went by, Astonaige started to float quicker...it's as if something's pulling him towards it.

As decades went by, the body of a former mechanic started to move faster than ever, what's going on?

Soon, the frozen corpse of Astonaige began to pull apart, chunk by chunk as it heads toward the dark and gigantic mass in space where not even light can escape. Just before the body reaches the dark mass, it was reduced to dust as they were sucked in...

Once Astonaige's entry into the mysterious mass of gravity in the middle of space was complete, he was send through the portal where the hall was decorated with with silvery light and then from a great distance, a mustached Gundam was being built at the lunar colony. For an unknown reason, the mustached mecha's eyes turns bright red as it became awoke and took off on its on to the surprise of the descendants of the "Moon Moon" colony who have long since moved to the moon where they became the "Moonrace".

The moonrace took cover inside the bunker of the moon as the odd looking Gundam began its assault on the Earth.


Wong Lee: *walks into his office* What the fuck is this? *picks up a photo of Garma placed on his desk*

Wong Lee: *runs out of the office* Very funny you guys, tell me who the fuck put this on my desk so I can discipline that bastard!

Everyone: LOL!

Wong Lee: You bastard, that joke doesn't make sense!

Some dude A: It is, ever since you got struck in the manhood by a fourteen year old kid, none of us could take you seriously!

Some dude B: LOL, what grown man gets beaten up by a fourteen year old kid, that was pathetic!

Some dude A: You should change your last name, you don't deserve to share it with Bruce Lee.

Wong Lee: *throws a picture* AGRGHHJDJJFJJDKKJKSKSKKKLDKLLKDLLD!

Narrator: After assaulting his colleagues, Wong Lee was sentenced to a month at the anger management seminar.

Author: To those wondering about the second pairing, this should answer the question. Stay tuned to the ultimate climax of the adventure of a dead mechanic who floated for...I don't know.