Madara was so funny when he was a kid. X3 And I just ADORE Hashirama! Freakin hilarious!

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"Naruto?," Iruka asks me. I look towards him. He's giving me a tight smile. "What do you say?,"

I inwardly scream.

"Nice... to meet you as well," I choke out. Sasuke gives me a blank look. Iruka sighs in contentment, and deciding there is nothing wrong, he says "Naruto, please begin the tour of the school. Oh and, Mrs. Yuhi would like her books,"

I sigh and stand, reaching down and grabbing the books.


The walk to Mrs. Yuhi's room is silent. I don't turn to look at Sasuke, it would just make me angry and give me chills.

I don't know why, but I just absolutely despise this guy-

"A-Ahhh!," I yell. I've just tripped over nothing! I shut my eyes as I fall towards the granite floor.

The impact never comes.

I creak my eyes open, and see black abyss's. I breathe out slowly, my breath coming out jagged... Sasuke slowly lifts me up, and turns away from me picking up the fallen books. He stands, and makes no move to hand the books back to me. I lift my eyebrows, and he just nods his head in the direction we were walking.

I gulp. Guilt overtakes me.

How could I have been so mean? Never judge a book by it's cover, Naruto!

"I'll carry them, wouldn't want you to trip and hurt yourself, idiot,"

I snap my head towards him. "E... excuse me?," I ask. He smirks at me. "What, did your fright kill off some brain cells?," he says. My jaw drops open. "Hey-," I say "-what's wrong with you? I tripped, that's all! I-I wasn't even scared!," Sasuke rolls his eyes at me.


After delivering the books to a very angry Mrs. Yuhi, I started the tour.

"This is the dining room, where we'll eat breakfast, lunch, dinner... These are the cooks. Good Morning Ms. Yukashi, looking lovely today... The theater... Do you have your schedule yet? I have theater for sixth period... Sasuke?," I turn and see Sasuke staring me, bored. "Can I leave yet?," he asks "This isn't entertaining at all...," I inwardly sigh. Thank you God. "Yes...," I say. Sasuke turns on his heels and walks, rather quickly, away. I stop and shout over my shoulder "Oh and Sasuke, don't forget we have Bible readings on Thursday's, and Church on Sunday's and Wednesday's!," Sasuke doesn't even look back, but his voice echo's "I won't be attending...,"

I stand there in bewilderment.


"So Naruto, what do you think of the new student?," Sakura asks me, biting into her sandwich. My stomach does flips at the mention of Sasuke. "I think he's sooo hot!," she squeals. I immediately lose my appetite. Sakura looks at me expectantly. "Uh...," I mumble "... I don't know, Sakura... I get a weird feel off of him," She snorts at me.

I huff and go back to eating my instant ramen.

"N-Naruto... Sakura...," Sakura and I both look up towards the timid voice. Hinata stand before us, holding her lunch tray in front of her face. I make eye contact with her, and she quickly averts her eyes. "C... can I sit w-with you t-two?," I smile and pat the seat next to me. She slowly sits. "So Hinata, what did you get to eat?," Sakura asks the shy girl. Hinata try's for a smile, and holds up her tray once again. On it is a regular PB and J, with a carton of milk. Sakura frowns. "That's not very filling, Hinata!," she reprimands "How are your boobs gonna grow if you just eat that? I mean, the milk is fine, but honestly!,"

Both mine and Hinata's face is alight.

"S-S-Sakura!," I shout. Hinata bury's her face in her hands. Sakura looks taken aback. "What?," she asks. I sigh and shake my head, my blush still evident.


Neko tanoshii jikan! Neko tanoshii jikan! Neko! Neko! Neko! Neko! Neko tanoshii jikan! (A/N: Cat fun time! Cat fun time! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat fun time!)

I think my brain is about to spontaneously com-bust...

"Hello... Welcome to Neko-chan Cafe... How may I help you?," I ask the customers who just walked in.

They grin at me, and I lead them to their seats.

How I landed this job... Well, long story short, I wanted to work at the Public Library but Sakura and Ino insisted I work here, at... Neko-chan's Cafe... It's a little Japanese Cafe downtown. They don't really... hire male workers so I have to wear... a frilly maid's costume.

"Are you on the menu?," one of the men asks me. The girl sitting at the far corner of the table smirks at me, lifting a brow. "And if your not into guys, or if you are, you can always call me... i'm into that kinky stuff,"

I sigh and say "Your orders?," shaking the note-pad and pen for emphasis.

"Choji! I need two orders of Miso Ramen, a Dango Plate, and an order of Kare Raisu (A/N: Translation: Curry Rice)!," I shout into the window connecting the front counter and the kitchen. I hear a 'Okay!', and turn to shift switch with a girl named Katsu (A/N: Lmao). I change and then grab my stuff, quickly heading out the door before someone an ask me to take their shift.

I breathe a sigh of relief when the warm sun hits me.

Checking my watch, I decide to wait for Sakura. Her shift ends in about another 5 minutes, so it won't hurt.

"Thank you for waiting," Sakura says, shoving an envelope into her backpack while we start heading to... well, anywhere. I smile at her. "No problem. Your shift was short anyways," Sakura grins at me.

"Hey Naruto," Sakura says. I keep looking forward, but nod my head to tell her i'm listening. "Want to come over to my house? We can watch The Exorcist... the old version though. That one's the best," "Hm... Alright! But you have to help me with my Algebra 2 homework, I suck at it...," I say. Sakura slugs me on the shoulder. "I'm the one inviting you!," she responds. I retort "Yes but you'll do it because you love me, and because you know I don't like scary movies-," "It's not even scary-," "To you maybe, but to me it's terrifying!," Sakura rolls her eyes at me, but gives in.


Instead of it just being Sakura and I, Kiba decided he wanted to come. I don't know how he found out, but he did. And then, he decided as well, to call all of the Rookie 9 (That's the little nickname our gang has been labeled, so it's kind of grown on us). We didn't mind, but Sakura made Kiba go to the store and buy snacks for everyone.

Almost everything in Sakura's living room has been occupied.

Ino, Shikamaru, and Tenten take cover on the love sofa. Choji, Lee, Kiba, and Akamaru occupy the couch. Hinata and Neji sit on the only two chairs available, and Shino sits on the floor. Just when I think all hope is lost, I spy Sakura in the corner waving me over. I grin.

She's taken the recliner.

I sit down just as Sakura stands, runs to the t.v., hits play, and runs back. I give her a smug look when she fly's onto the recliner. "Who's the one that's supposed to be scared?," I mock. She glares at me halfheartedly. "Oh, shut up,"

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"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!," Laughter echo's throughout the living room. I peak an eye over the blanket, only to see Linda Blaire's head do a three-sixty. I yelp and hide once again. Sakura pats my head, cooing "Awww... Is little Naruto scared?," I glare through the blanket, though it does no good, because she can't see me. "Oh whatever Naruto, it was just a doll's head. The movie isn't even real-," "I know! But I don't like scary movies! Especially movies with ghost's and possessions!," "Have a little faith will ya?," "Be quite!," I hiss, ending the butt-hurt conversation.

The horrible movie ends, thank you God, and everyone starts filing out.

Sakura offers for me to stay the night, but I decline.

I take the bus. I'm, sadly, the last stop. The bus driver bids me good day, and drives off. The walk to my apartment is tiresome.


My door creaks open, and a warning growl echo's in my ear's. A light smile reaches my face. "Pako, it's just me," I close the door and lock it behind me. I hear a bark, and then my Bugg (A/N: A Bugg is a Boston Terrier/ Pug mix. I have one, his name is Jake and he's a sweetheart X3) comes bounding in. My smile grows, and I drop to my knees as Pako reaches me. A wet muscle starts licking my face all over, and I snort in disgust. "Ewww Pako, your breath stinks! (A/N: My dog, Jake, always has stinky breath! I brush his teeth too! It doesn't last long!)," Pako sneezes, ans then trudges off into the kitchen.

I clear my throat as I walk through my dark and empty apartment.

Not even bothering to take off my shoes, I plop into bed and wait for the sweet lull of sleep to take me away.

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My throat hurts... Anyways, what did you think? Was it any good? X3 Sorry, there isn't much Sasuke in this one, but next chapter there is.

BTW I don't like those story's that have themes like this, where he/she will be a vampire or whatever, and then it takes FOREVER for them to reveal it. So, if I come on to fast when Sasuke does his reveal later, I apologize but flames will be happily ignored. :)

Review please!