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Even more idiots from beyond the stars: chapter 1

We find ourselves in a horrible looking house. It is green with a huge sattelite dish on top. Inside we here a horrible scream: " !"

" Gir! stop hitting me with that stupid thing!" Shouted everyones favorite Irken Invader. "Awwwww..." said the little robot holding a paddle ball.

Zim started to walk away from the robot. He has become really really annoying lately. He had become interested in a paddle of a sudden, another irken invader burst throught he door, although she is much uglier than zim."aaagh" zim yelled at the sight of tak. "l mean, uh, what are you doing here tak. I thought you were hurling through SPACE."I WILL get revenge for that, zim. i got my pod repaired at, THE INTERGALACTIC TRUCK STOp" tak said" but i am here to tell you that several meteors are heading toward earth. i will be there to investigate and bring my findings to the tallest, to prove my worhtingness to be an invader, so i can take over earth. because your to imcompetent !"

"I am not"

"Yes you are"

"No"

"Yes"

while all this is going on we will go to the to robots standing. "Want to play paddle-ball?" asked Gir "No I do not, you imbecile!" said Mimi

"Oooooooooooooooooooo, whats dat?"

"What you moron?"

"Pretty lights"

She turned and saw one of the meteors her master Tak was talking about.

"Meteor approaching master tak." said mimi, taks Sir " finally. I will prove my worthyness" tak said" not if I get there FIRST."zim yelled, but mimi and tak were already gone. "okay gir. theres no cupakes in your head. right?" . " no."gir said disapointedly. "then theres no time to WASTE" Zim yelled.;

several streets over, a boy ran inside his house. " DAD! DAD!. there is a REAL alien space ship in our backyard." yelled dib. " of course there is son." dibs father said, not even looking up from dismantling the toaster. then dibs sister gaz walks in the kitchen. "gaz, there is a ufo in our backyard" dib said panicked " oh great. is it here to take you back to your real planet." she said " oh forget it. no one believes me anyway."

outside to irkans had just arrived on the scene of the crash. "darn. we would have gotten here sooner, but somebody still had tuna in his leg!" looking at gir. "sorry. tuna is delicious." gir replied. " whatever. we still beat tak here." zim stated. " yeah right zim". tak called out from somewhere" we were so here first"

" no we were"

" yeah right"

" DAD! zim and another alien are here too."

" thats wonderful son"

" now do you want to play with my paddle ball"

"sure". said a confused voice from behind them

They all turned around to see a very confused SIR unit stand in a crater

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