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Chapter 2: Jack Skellington lurvs me
Annie was waiting in line, taking a small step forward towards the Haunted Mansion ride but since it was Halloween, the ride was called 'Nightmare before Christmas'. The bored teen leaned against the railing, eating some cotton candy her sister had surrendered to. The more Annie thought about Matterhorn (missy wanted to go on the log ride, so Annie decided to go on the Haunted Mansion while waiting), the faster the line went.
Soon enough, it was time for Annie to get on a 'doom buggy'. She sat down and suddenly heard a clanking sound. The girl turned her head to see a tall man sitting next to her. In between them was a three-bladed scythe. The man was shouting at Tobi," Tobi! Don't think on taking Deidara! No! Tobi! Stay! Zetzu is right behind you!"
The silver-haired missing-nin sighed and pulled the safety bar across their laps. All Annie did was stare. Until the ride started moving. "ummmm……how did you get this scythe into the amusement park?" she asked, not really wanting to know.
"hm? Oh this?" he pointed towards it, "why would you want to know little girl?"
"uh, never mind."
The ride went by the forest, the man curing under his breath towards his fellow men for making him go on this ride. They past the mirrors. They were gingerbread cookies and in the second mirror, Annie's head was bitten off. The ride came to a stop and an announcer guy was telling everyone that there were some complications. For about thirty seconds, Annie twiddled her thumbs. "so…….where ya from?"
"a place far away…….you?'
"uh, just north of here."
"Hidan."
"wha-?"
"my name is Hidan."
"oh, Annie."
"hmm."
After that Hidan kept on talking and talking and talking. The subject? Religion. Annie tuned him out and nodded, smiled, and ooh-ed at the appropriate time. Even after the ride started going again, he kept on talking. 'no wonder the made him go on this ride. He won't shut up!' "And I told Kakuzu, no you can't and will not sell me. That I was…."
He finished the sentence and Annie nodded. They were near the end of the ride, at the part were Jack Skellington was waving goodbye. "OMG! It's god!"
Annie gave a 'WTF' look at Hidan. He paid no attention. Instead he pulled the safety bar open (the ride still moving) and jumped down. He grabbed his scythe and ran to Jack. Annie's expression stated the same. She came to the exit and in the background, she heard a faint "god lurvs me!!"
"the dude is an idiot," Annie whispered to herself.
She got out of the 'doom buggy' and walked to where missy was. Next to missy was a blonde man, the face giving away that he hated being here. "come on missy."
Missy went to Annie's side and together, they went into the crowd.
Fin.
