Disclaimer: host club of the anime and the manga is not mine, sadly


Haruhi

me and my twin had to put our hands on our ears just we so that can hear later on, from all the screaming. Mainly three screamed, as you know who. Mori sempai just widen his eyes barely and Kyoya got pretty surprised too. He broke his pencil, with a SNAP!

"Hello?" Harumi said waving her hand in front of the three now white hosts, "Haru Haru, is that normal?" She asked poking tamaki senpais nose

"H-how...CUTE! KAWAIII!" Tamaki said melting out of his shock and crushing my sister

"U-uh tamaki Senpai I wouldn't do that i were you.." i trailed off

but he seemed to be a bit busy saying insane things to himself, before he got flipped.

all was quiet for a second beside Harumis heaving breathing," i just told you. Do not and I repeat do not touch me!"

Then she ran behind me looking up at me with puppy eyes," Haru haru! The perverted mean idiotic arrogant ignorant blondie harrassed me!" I could practically see arrows stabbing tamaki senpais back in his 'emo' corner after each word Harumi said.

"Haru haru! H'es being mean!" She said putting arms around my waist and pouting

i saw(minis mori and kyoya) the host clubs jaw fall down to the ground

"Arumi, c'mon stop that" i sighed

She pouted even more, her bottom lip curling up, i could tell i was breaking down my walls inside an she knows it

"A-arumi...fine. you sooo owe me for this" i sighed

"gets your cameras boys!" I heard Harumi yell

"SORRY for this Tamaki senpai!" I said bowing but before he could ask why i Fliped him in a similar fashion to Arumis

Its was dead silent before Arumi glomped onto me laughing

"Yay!" She laughed

"i don't see why you find this so amusing Miss Fujioka san" Kyoya said unfazed

"Kyoya! Didn't know you were here, wait i did but... never mind." Arumi said shaking her head still smiling

"i didn't know you knew Kyoya senpai!" I said dropping arumi onto the floor

"Oh! Thats becuase he went to my shows in Lobelia." She smiled innocently


Harumi

as if on cue, the Zuka club came in at just that moment

"fair swain of the treacherous host club, we shall save you once more!" Benio said dramatically

i quickly hid behind Mori, getting a look from the wild type before he turned back

"We shall convince your father to let you go back to Loblia!" Chizuru chan said

"and then we shall live happily ever after!" hinako exclaimed

"w-wait... i didn't go to Lobelia!" Haruhi said frantically after she got shook by tamaki

"No need to lie here fair maiden as I Benio is the leader of the zuka club, we will get you out of this infested place!" Benio said

"What! No!" Haruhi shook her head

"we shall stand tall, for we know you have been under tough circumstances to change after these hooligans! You shall never have to swap your maidenly appearances again!" Benio said striking a pose while the other two nodded

seems like right time to reintroduce my self!

i took my wig off, and chuckled

the zuka club turned to mori," you dare laugh at our club!" Chizuru challenged

"My, my Chiru, you seem lonely dear," i said walking out of moris shadow

as usual the three idiots of the Host club gasped

"Maiden! You are sisters!?" Hinako gaped

"hmm..." i chuckled once more at Hinas outburst

"Then we have two maidens as refugees!" Benio said putting an arm around my waist

"Benio! No, it was I who went to your club. Not my sister. In fact she cant even sing act or dance!" U huffed

"Oh gee thanks sis that makes me feel SO much better" haruhi said sarcastically

"your welcome! And at least your got here by academics! I only got here by arts!" I exclaimed putting my crossed arms up in the air for effects

"I told you! Just because i have better grades than you doesn't mean that your not smart!" Haruhi saod exasperated and a gleam in her eyes

which i got a hold of, " And its also means that you should know how to dance or act or even sing! Its the same thing with science!" I huffed

"You cannot go there! And beside science is your worst subject!" She yelled

"Don't say that here! And besides I bet you cannot draw a stick figure! I mean come on! The last time you drew the paper was burned!" I said

"Its was smoking! ONLY smoking! Not literally burning!" She pointed

Now nose to nose

"Yeah! Because I took the paper away before you could finish! And how can you EVEN burn paper with a pencil!" I yelled, " DONT ANSWER THAT." I hissed when I saw haruhi open her mouth

"Maidens Maidens." Benio cooed

we turned to glare at her, "WHAT?!" we yelled in unison

"don't COPY ME! NO YOU! UGH! STOP!" we screamed in unison once more

then we started fighting nonsense not noticing the Zuka Club run back to their school freaked out

"Is it me or am i having de' ja' vu?" The twins asked

"Just because the chicken was still alive doesn't mean it wasn't edible!" I said suddenly

"IT PUT IT'S CRAP AT MY BED!" Haruhi said

"So what?! It was only a little!" I said before glancing behind haruhi. Somehow we change positions from my back in front of the door and haruhis back facing to the host club to my back to the host club and hers to the door

"Haruhi, their gone." I sighed finally

"really? Good." Haruhi said when she looked behind her

"Wait this was all an act?!" Tamaki said, shaken up

"ok this is de ja vu" Kaoru said

"me an haru haru are too close to fight!" I said putting an arm around haruhi and putting her chin up

"Arumi, no time for your silly games the clubs opening in thirty minutes!" She pushed me off which i landed on my butt

i must've had an scary face look on my face because i could hear the host club suck in a breath(not the too silent ones of course)

i smirked inwardly at the look on their faces

instead of fighting with haruhi "again" i put on my puppy look and said "Okay! HARU HARU!"

I smirked for real when the club exhaled, loudly, then i got an idea formed

"hey kyoya, can i host too?" I asked sweetly


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