For some reason, seeing Lars stare at me as I wiped the egg off kinda…scared me. I always knew he was scary, but THIS-THIS tops it all.

"Uh…" The more I returned his stare, the more I started to question what the hell he was looking at. He tilted his head like a confused dog, his blue eyes glinting the more he stared.

"WILL YOU STOP STARING-AHHHH!"

I screamed as he bolted towards me; I started sprinting down the hallway, screaming.

"AHHHH, SOMEONE HELP ME! THERE'S A MAD MAN CHASING AFTER MEH!"

Hwoarang skipped merrily through the hallway, but then stopped as he heard my panicked screams.

"Is someone getting raped!?" He yelled. "I am there!"

"HWOARANG, I ASKED FOR HELP! HELP ME!"

"WHO'S YELLING OUT HERE!? I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!"

"LEE, YOU'RE NOT BEAUTIFUL!"

Lee frowned as he slammed his door. I managed to duck and cover in a room as I shut and locked the door.

"Whew…okay, time to check the reviews…"

"Um, what are you doing in here?"

I turned around and saw Kaz standing in the doorway. He had an annoyed look on his face, and I returned it.

"Lars is in rape mode, and I needed to use a computer," I said, bringing up my inbox. "Besides, we have a few reviews to get through."

(A few minutes later…)

I got in my chair with the printed reviews. Lars' rape mode ended a few short moments after I jumped into Kaz's room. Hooray for doors…

"Okay, first review is from -2-0-9LUV, and she asked…"

YES! IT'S BACK! FUCK YEAH! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! Persephone is going to kill uhh…? Who is he again? OH RIGHT! *Evil glare on Lars* YOU! Muhahahah! I don't know why? O_O She is crazy…(We're definitely sisters EVIL sisters!) That's why I love her… :D (And she hates it when I say it to her…) Ooh! Can I kill Kazuya too? Oops! Ya! Q's hehe…Kazuya! You motherfucker! Why did you do that to JUN!? (Kazuya's ending in TTT2) That's why I WANT TO KILL YOU! *Chases him with a big sword*
For Lars-Nothing just saying good luck ;) (Persephone appears from the dark green fog* Hehe…I wanna watch dis! Even though it's very brutal! Well, you can't blame a 14 yr old girl playing God of War right? *Eats popcorn* Okay, that's for today. ;) :D

I looked up from the paper and looked at Lars. He gulped as he looked at the reviewer.

"Shit," He said, backing away slowly. "I thought that was over…uh-oh."

"I think you should run."

"Yeah, that would be the plan!"

Kaz shrugged as he followed Lars. "Uh, I wanted power. She had it, so…"

"Terrible answer," I said. "You deserve to get mauled."

With a slight yelp, both started running for their lives, with the reviewer chasing after them. I leaned back in my chair, sighing heavily.

"We haven't fully started yet and carnage is already beginning…"

"Well, you should've learned from last time."

Jin came in the room, looking more badass than ever. I gaped as he walked in the studio, wearing a tux. His face wore its same old grim expression. He approached me casually as he-surprisingly-gave me a hug and a respectful kiss on the cheek.

"Gee," I began, watching the reviewer swing her sword at Kaz and Lars. "Thanks for making me feel better about revamping the story…"

"Hey; I like trolling people. It's what I do best."

I pouted and stuck my tongue out at him. He chuckled and walked over to the rest of my Tekken group.

"Okay, as those two get mauled, I'm gonna start on the next review! This one's from Xyrind, and she asked…"

FINALLY! I LAV YA LULU! So…what now? Oh yeah, some questions…
To the Mishima/Kazama/Kliesen families, Steve, Williams sisters, and Sergei Dragunov, I'm not trying to offend someone, but are you guys religious?

Lars, are you smart? Then what's the difference between a Detritivore and a scavenger?
Sergei Dragunov, you like to sing, right? Well then…what do you like to sing? I bet it's metal, right? Right? How about rock? Is it right? *Pokes Dragunov endlessly*
Leo, do you like climb up mountains? Because in the Philippines, our field trips are filled with climbing up mountains. You wanna climb Mt. Pinatubo?
Steve, you're a boxer, right? Do you wanna have a match with Manny "Pacman" Pacquỉao?
That's all I got! Hope to see your answers!

I look up from the paper and saw the Mishimas, Kazamas, the Williams sisters, and Steve all gathered up in a group. Dragunov stood on the side, still looking badass even though he wouldn't open his mouth.

"No," They all said, except for Dragunov. He shook his head. "We're not religious, but we do believe in god."

Lars frowned as he read his question, which was posted up on the screen.

"Hey, I'm plenty smart," He said. "A detritivore is-"

There was a loud clearing of the throat as everyone started dissipating. Lars growled to himself as he continued.

"Ahem…a detritivore is-"

Again, someone was clearing their throat that ended in a high pitched sound. Lars clenched his fists as he attempted to get out his answer for the reviewer.

"AS I WAS SAYING, a detritivore is-"

Again, the same sound. With frustration in his face, he walked over to a wall and picked up a stray copper pipe. He walked back over to his previous location and whacked Kaz a good one. He laid on the floor, groaning in pain as Lars threw down the pipe, which had a large dent in it from colliding with his head.

"NOW SHUT THE HELL UP."

Everyone back away and ran down the hallway (Except for my Tekken group, they're used to it ^_^) leaving skid marks along the way. I facepalmed, knowing that this wasn't even CLOSE to what we've been through before.

"Okay, explain the difference Lars," He said. "Before you give everyone a heart attack…"

"Okay… a detritivore (Decomposer), is an organism that breaks down dead plant or animal matter and returns their nutrients to the natural environment. A scavenger just eats the dead matter."

I looked up at him in surprise; I knew the definitions, but I never really compared the two. Maybe I should write an essay on how the two actually help the enviorment…

Dragunov began scribbling on a piece of paper and raised it up. It said:

I do sing, but I refuse to. My favorite genre of music is rock. SO YOU CAN STOP POKING ME!

He glared at the reviewer, who was continuously poking him. His head dipped down as he sighed heavily.

Leo started jumping up and down out of joy as she read her question.

"I would love to climb a mountain," She said, elated. "When do we start?"

Steve smiled as he read his question. "Sure! He's a great competitor, and I would love to face him. A friendly match, maybe?"

I was about to end the episode, but I forgot that I had one more request and a special guest. Oh, this'll be fun…

"This last one for tonight is from my friend, cwazzy-gyal123, and she asked…"

AW HELL YEAH! FUCK YEAH! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! WHOOHOO! So, onto the questions. Finally!

Jin: *Screams like a fangirl* YOU'RE BACK, I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH! *Runs after and hugs and kisses him*

Lars: Welcome back to the questionnaire! So, I was wondering, could you kill Kazuya for me? I'll explain his question.

Kazuya: YOU CHEATING, MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! I HAD THIS DREAM THAT YOU RAPED ME! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!? *chases him angrily*

Lulu: hey, welcome back! *Hugs her* How you've been?

Heihachi: Even though you're still a faggot, I have a question. Who would call their building a Zaibatsu? What the hell does that even mean? Is it Japanese or something?

That's it for now! Can't wait for the next chapter! EEP!

I looked up at everyone who had a question, signaling them so they could answer.

Jin's eyes widened as he kissed the reviewer. He settled into the kiss for a few minutes later, but then pulled back softly.

"Love you," She said. She gave me a hug before going over to Kaz.

"Love you too," He said, face completely red.

I could've sworn my jaw dropped off my face; Jin's really been…out of character lately.

"Could I kill Kazuya?" Lars glanced at Kaz, who was now standing up again. "GLADLY; but, after he reads his question."

Kaz read his question and looked the reviewer. He gave a simple shrug of his shoulders as an answer for her.

"it was a dream," He said. "That doesn't mean that I actually did it."

"YOU USED TELEPATHY," She yelled as she lunged at him. "YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!"

Kaz dove out the way and started in a sprint. The reviewer followed, literally leaving skid marks in her wake. Lars followed, completing his question given earlier.

Heihachi answered his question with a simple, "It's Japanese. Problem?"

I looked down and remembered that we had a special guest. I knock at the door got me out of my chair, dodging Lars and the reviewer as needed. I opened the door and hugged the woman that was standing in the doorway.

"Hi," I said. "How ya been!?"

"I'm fine," She said, smiling. "May I come in?"

"Of course!"

I allowed her in; she sat her stuff down, but not all of it, as she had to roll out of harm's way as Lars, Kaz, and the reviewer are still fighting.

"What's going on with them?" She asked. "Play fighting, I presume?"

"Uh, kinda," I said, scratching the back of my head. "But…uh…why don't you get comfortable?"

Mickie dodged a stray kick by catching Lars' foot and flipping him in the air. He landed on his feet and turned around, frowning. The reviewer and Kaz paid it no mind.

"Who are you?" Lars asked, slightly agitated.

"Mickie Alexanderson," She said. "And who might you be?"

"Lars Alexandersson," He said. "What brings you-"

He stopped mid-sentence, completely taken aback that she had the same last name as he did.

"Did you say 'Alexanderson'?" He said in disbelief. "Are you…?"

"I'm not connected to your family," She said. "Your surname has two S's in it. Mine only has one."

She swept him off his feet with just a simple twirl of her body. Lars blinked twice, as he was unable to believe how fast she was. He picked himself up off the floor, smiling.

"I haven't seen a good looking woman like you knowing how to fight that well in a while," He said. "Mind sparring a little?"

"Eh, I don't mind," She said. "Just don't treat me soft because I'm a lady."

"Can we make this a three-way?" I asked. "I can fight, too!"

"Huh? I can't hurt you," Lars said, concern in his voice. "I refuse to!"

"She's 22, and she can hold her own," Mickie said. "I taught her a few things, so she's cool."

"This is a handicap match, isn't it?"

Mickie and I looked at each other, laughing. "Yep! Get ready, commander!"

"Uh oh…"

In the background, I could hear Kaz screaming for mercy as the reviewer was now swinging around a hot poker. Mickie turned back around, blinking twice as if she was trying to get a disturbing vision out of her head.

"Your family is nuts," She said, returning her attention to the both of us. "Or did I already mention that?"

"Nah," Lars said. "But, uh…we like it crazy. That's what makes us unique."

"Got that right…begin!"

Mickie started off with a strong kick to Lars' chest; he caught it and pushed it away, and then retaliated with a kick of his own. Mickie stumbled, but remained on the offensive. I joined in when he was down on his knees from a punch that made his eyes water. I gave him a knee to his face, and that sent him across the room.

"Yeah! Oh, hell no!"

Lars picked himself up off the floor with a simple kip-up, his body sparking; literally. His eyes glinted as he laughed.

"Let's even it up a little…"

I whimpered softly as I backed up. Mickie instinctively followed me.

"When does he usually do this?" Mickie asked.

"When he's in rape mode, or when he's pissed off," I said. "Which one do you think he's gonna do?"

"BOTH."

"Okay, I think we should RUN!"

Mickie and I both start sprinting down the hallway, screaming. Lars quickly closed the distance between us as we kept on running. To him, it seemed like a prize, since our backsides were facing him. And that spells disaster for ALL women.

"When do we stop running!?" Mickie asked.

"Jump into that room over there and shut the door!"

Both of us ducked into the room and shut and locked the door. And for good measure, we set up a barricade consisting of a bed and a few dressers. Now we have to wait it out.

"He's a perv," Mickie said with a deadpan face. "Not the first one I've encountered…"

"He's always like this with me," I said. "I try to cover up as much as I can, but he always seems to find a loophole whenever I show as little skin as possible."

"Maybe he likes you."

"W-w-what!?"

I blushed; I couldn't like him, could I? I don't know…

"I could," I said, trying to hide my embarrassment. "I just don't know yet…I haven't been in a relationship before. Well, a nice one…"

Mickie laughed. "It's common. But please; make sure he keeps his pencil in his pocket, okay?"

I blushed again and kept my head down. Mickie continued laughing at me, literally rubbing it in. Ugh, you gotta love friends. Friends make you feel comfortable, but BEST friends make you feel so uncomfortable in your own skin, it's unbearable. They make fun of you, but in a good way.

"Oh no…no, no no no no no! NO!"

Great; now I feel icky…how am I supposed to explain this without getting pinned to the floor? This'll be fun…


Eh, the last part of this my sisters teased me on. Curse peer pressure! Either way, Mickie Alexanderson is my OC, and she's really making my day. She can be found in my Resident Evil stories. Bye peeps, yeah!