Wow, this chapter finished quite fast. It's like I had ideas and dialogues spilling out of my brain, all thanks to marvellous coffee :D

Anyways, I think it's a real tease lol. Enjoy, and thanks for all the reviews so far. It's every writer's dream to receive tons of reviews even if they aren't all good, because it still means that people took the time to read your work (:

Real optimistic today :P

Disclaimer: I don't own TVD, just this story.


Chapter 2

Klaus Smith: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Finallllly after more than a millennium im gonna be a hybrid!

(Elena Gilbert, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Elijah Smith, Jeremy Gilbert and Katherine Pierce dislike this)

Damon Salvatore: U mean Ur finally gonna be kinda cool

Klaus Smith: Understatement of the CENTURY!

Damon Salvatore: OVERSTATEMENT OF THE MILLENNIUM! Noone likes wolves!

Tyler Lockwood: Ouch.

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Klaus Smith: Correction, I'll be half vamp, half wolf. Which translates to: I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT XD

Elijah Smith: Some of us don't need to go too far to do whatever the hell we want. :)

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Klaus Smith: Jealous?

Elijah Smith: I don't do werewolves, Niklaus.

Klaus Smith: ITS KLAUS!

Damon Salvatore: U guys relly have the weirdest of names

Elijah Smith: We were born over a millennium ago, what do u expect?

Damon Salvatore: Apparently, ur parents made a lot of mistakes, naming u and producing that dick…

Klaus Smith: Shall we not go there, for ur own good

Damon Salvatore: UR GOING DOWN KLAUS!

Stefan Salvatore: WHAT MY BRO SAID PISSOFF!

Klaus Smith: oo im scared as hell …

Elena Gilbert: Klaus, wheres jenna?

Klaus Smith:

Elena Gilbert: WELL?

Klaus Smith: I turned her

Elena Gilbert: WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THE HELL WHATS WRONG WITH U, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I EVER DONE IM COMPLYING TO UR WISHES AND UR NOT EVEN LENIENT U ASSHOLE FUCK U FUCK U FUCK ! :'(:'(:'(:'(

Elijah Smith: woah..:|


Elena Gilbert: is committing suicide, farewell all loved ones ily guys like hell #|

Klaus Smith: ! Plz plz plz soorrry I'lll let jenna go! Ok! I swear im taking another vampire…Will caroline do?

Jeremy Gilbert: Sis, u seemed to bring the biggest dick of the millennium down to his knees, congrats

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Caroline Forbes: WTF?

Klaus Smith: then Damon?

Damon Salvatore: LIKE HELL FREAKIN DICK OF A HYBRID!

Klaus Smith: …Stefan…?

Stefan Salvatore: Wtfff noooooooooooooooooo! Elena plz say no … im so scared…..i think I pissed in my pants ….-.-

Damon Salvatore: Elena Gilbert: he really did piss in his pants , I saw :P

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Elena Gilbert: Of course not Stefan!

Damon Salvatore: thanks for pointing tht out damon :|

Damon Salvatore: u knw me ;D

Klaus Smith: then whoo?

Elijah Smith: May I have the pleasure of suggesting. Katerina maybe?

Elena Gilbert: YESSS! This world will be bitch-free w/o herr. Take herr

Damon Salvatore: OOOOOOOOOO :D

Katherine Pierce: NO WAY, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DIE NOT ME! DONTU DARE KLAUS

Klaus Smith: wht r u gonna do If I do it? X)

Katherine Pierce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Klaus Smith: muahahahahahahahahhhaaahahaha this is epic


Klaus Smith: So just to get things straight, Werewolf= jules, Witch= great, and Vampire= Katerina :D (not b4 I torture u like hell for sending me on a FUCKING 5 CENTURY LONG wild goosechase which only resulted in important things getting delayed and also me losing my favourite gem of a rock/3)

Elena Gilbert: I would've liked this, but I'm still gonna die, so screw u either way

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Greta -PowerHorse- Martin: u misspelled my name boss

Klaus Smith: Oh. …..well it doesn't really matter cuz everyone gets the idea…..and no one knows u

Katherine Pierce: u know, u gotta admit, NOONE could've screwed u over and live to tell the tale honey. I did, which makes me incredibly awesome And it makes u incredibly pathetic trying to find me for so long and mocking me when we all know that Elena wouldn't even have the balls to do it. So THERE.

Klaus Smith: Oh we'll see whos incredibly pathetic when death is nearer every second, bitch. -_- (that was for the moonstone u thief)

Katherine Pierce: Still alive, and telling the tale. Again.

Damon Salvatore: Attention: 'IMPORTANT THINGS' Which loosely translates too: I was finally gonna be kinda cool and manly for once with all those manly chests and body parts but Katherine screwed it up b/c I was (and still am) a douche b/c although I'm an all powerful original vampire, I couldn't control one pesky ugly freaky (not to mention bitchy) idiotic lil human. And then she kicked my ass. I've been paranoid ever since.

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Elijah Smith: I actually agree with you Damon. Completely for the first time in my life…

Damon Salvatore: Feels good don' it? ;)

(Elijah Smith and Stefan Salvatore like this)

Klaus Smith: Damon, U dick I swear one moreee mocking shizzle and I'm gonna kick YOUR ass.

Katherine Pierce: I already kicked yoursss :D3

Klaus Smith: I seriously should've compelled her.

Damon Salvatore: Shizzle? What so ur suddenly so cool now?

Klaus Smith: Isn't that what the kids say nowadays?

Jeremy Gilbert: No dude. No

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Damon Salvatore: Hence the "Im so desperate to be cool" Its so obvious LOL

Elijah Smith: Who is jules?

Tyler Lockwood: My friend! Ur ass bro cant help but kill SOMEONE. Total dick ;'(

Elijah Smith: My apologies. But u must know its necessary

Klaus Smith: YEA

Elijah Smith: I assure you Tyler, he will soon be quite dead :)

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Klaus Smith: YEA,….wait WTH?

Elijah Smith: Oh yes.

Elena Gilbert: WHERE'S JENNA?

Klaus Smith: Sent her home, but bee careful shes awfully hungry .. I need you alive my lovely :)

Elena Gilbert: Skip the sweet talk, cuz deep down ur mean and selfish and uncaring. Im dying for u but plz don't make me listen to ur crap

Stefan Salvatore: How can u listen , hes typing everything…

(Klaus Smith and Damon Salvatore like this)

Damon Salvatore: Gahh stef, u emo buzzkill

Stefan Salvatore: Why ru in my room?

Damon Salvatore: want toooo, Lotta action goes down here ;)

Stefan Salvatore: None for you to see so get out!

(Klaus Smith, Elijah Smith, Elena Gilbert, Jeremy Gilbert and Caroline Forbes like this)

Bonnie Bennett: Ur fav rock? I for one nevr wanna see tht hideous rock again…!

(Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Tyler Lockwood, Caroline Forbes, Elena Gilbert and Jeremy Gilbert like this)

Klaus Smith: Spent 500 yrs looking for it, hate 2 part with it :')

Damon Salvatore: Whyy? Everry1 who comes into contact with it either ends up dead or massively pissed off -_-

Klaus Smith: Well DUH, cuz it belongs 2 me :) thts wht happens when u have sumthin tht doesn't belong to u

Damon Salvatore: *cough* Katherine Pierce*cough*

Katherine Pierce: U can kiss my ass

Klaus Smith: Who? Me or him?

Katherine Pierce: You. But damon youre quite welcome to do anything ;)

Stefan Salvatore: *puke*

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Elena Gilbert: More like vomit

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Damon Salvatore and Greta -PowerHorse- Martin are now friends.

Stefan Salvatore: Do u just literally add everyone from the people u may know tool?

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(Elena Gilbert likes this)

Damon Salvatore: Don't need to brutherrrrr, chicks always addd meeee ;)

Stefan Salvatore: U slept with her didn't u

Damon Salvatore: Ewww shes working for Klaus. Do u honestly think I'll sleep with the enemy?

Greta -PowerHorse- Martin: I'm watching over on u ppl here

Damon Salvatore: Oh gee thanks. Now we're definitely not going to post our diabolical plans as our statuses o.0

And wtf of a name is PowerHorse anywayss?

Greta -PowerHouse- Martin: Makes me feel awesome

Damon Salvatore: Wow. And I thought Klaus was the only loser, apparently his team is worse… :P

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(Elijah Smith likes this)

Klaus Smith: My "TEAM" is made up of the finest witches and vamps ever. So shut the hell up elder Salvatore! )

Damon Salvatore: :P


(Wall to Wall)

Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: Heyyyyy3 Wanna meet up at the grill?

Elena Gilbert to Stefan Salvatore: Yeahh sure, mmeet u there? :)

Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: Yuuup :D

Elena Gilbert to Stefan Salvatore: Xoxo


(Wall to Wall)

Klaus Smith to Elijah Smith: Brother, lets hang out atleast once b4 I kill u :D

Elijah Smith to Klaus Smith: You are deeply mistaken brother, if you think that you'll be able to kill me. And I most certainly would not like to spend my evening in your

moronic company.

(Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore like this)

Damon Salvatore: Aahh brotherly love,3

Elijah Smith: Shutup Damon.

(Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert like this)

Stefan Salvatore: I'm pretty sure the "hanging out" wouldn't turn out so good anywayz…

Damon Salvatore: At best, theyd rip each other apart . then I wouldn't have to worry about killing the 2 idiots myself :D

Klaus Smith: I was being perfectly nice! I really shouldnt let my guard down …. U missed the opportunity of the century Elijah….. u suck

Damon Salvatore: Ur talking like u can,

Damon Salvatore: I CAN.

Klaus Smith: CANT

Damon Salvatore: CAN

Klaus Smith: CANTTTT!

Damon Salvatore: Ur bro was easy as cheese

Elijah Smith: That's because you stabbed me from behind.

(Elena Gilbert, Jeremy Gilbert and Stefan Salvatore like this)

Klaus Smith: No, thats because ur Elijah. U suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Elijah Smith: And you're Klaus. The idiotic spoiled brat who no one likes b/c ur a pure dick. Therefore I believe I'm not missing out on anything related to your accompanying

me.

Elijah Smith has logged off.

Klaus Smith: FINEEEEE! I'll just kill u in a few days…waay more fuunn!

Damon Salvatore: Dude, hes gone.

Damon Salvatore has logged off.

Klaus Smith: Damon Salvatore: I can SEE that

Stefan Salvatore: Dude, damons signed out

Klaus Smith: Stefan Salvatore: I KNOW dammit

Stefan Salvatore: KK whatever gtg

Klaus Smith: Where r u going?

Stefan Salvatore: outt. 2 the grill

Klaus Smith: Can I come?

Stefan Salvatore has logged off.

Klaus Smith: Ughh, fuck.

(Jeremy Gilbert likes this)

Klaus Smith: Wtff, why ru here!

Jeremy Gilbert: wat do u mean?

Klaus Smith: aren't u going out? 2 the grill?

Jeremy Gilbert: Ahh no. chillin at home

Klaus Smith: ooo. Can I join?

Jeremy Gilbert: Uhm why? Why you?

Klaus Smith: Boredd..xD

Jeremy Gilbert: Yeaah whatever dude, im quite content with the company I have here,…

Klaus Smith: Aw come on, one night?

Jeremy Gilbert: U want me to invite u over? U wanna kill my sister :S

Klaus Smith: My excuse is perfectly valid!

Jeremy Gilbert: Srry, no serial killers, psychopaths, dicks or original vampires allowed.

Klaus Smith: WTFF? And exactly what the hell is Elijah then?

Jeremy Gilbert: Elijah's an exception, cuz UNLIKE u he doesn't wanna kill my sister (:

Klaus Smith: Buzzkill.

Jeremy Gilbert has logged off.

Klaus Smith: ….


(20 minutes later xD)

Klaus Smith: Facebook is really boring wen every1s gone -.-

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Greta -PowerHorse- Martin: Dont worry boss we can hang out x]

Klaus Smith: WTF? Youre sitting right next to me u nit...

Greta -PowerHorse- Martin: You want me to scooch closer?

Klaus Smith: Ugh, ur lucky ur kinda cute wen ur drunk :|


Elena Gilbert: Had an awesum time with Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, Caroline Forbes and Tyler Lockwood at the grill luuv u guys xxoxox

(Stefan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, Elijah Smith, Caroline Forbes, Tyler Lockwood and Jeremy Gilbert like this)

Damon Salvatore: Beat lockwoods ass at pool like a gazillion timezz ;D

(Elena Gilbert likes this)

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Tyler Lockwood: I let u win, otherwise itd damage ur hugely annoying ego

(Caroline Forbes and Stefan Salvatore like this)

Damon Salvatore: Ur just pissd that im better…waaay better thn u ever will be :)

Tyler Lockwood: Yup, there it is again..

(Stefan Salvatore likes this)

Damon Salvatore: Stfu wolfie or ill tell everyone how u backstabbed me wen I tried to save ur pathetic ass!

Stefan Salvatore: Backstabbed? :o

Damon Salvatore: It's a wolf thing

(Caroline Forbes likes this)

Caroline Forbes: Awwww Elenaaa :* It rly was a blast bestie, luvvv u too :D

Elena Gilbert: ;* :D


(Wall to Wall)

Tyler Lockwood to Matt Donovan: Hey man, sorry bout ur jacket…tht day was kinda rough :|

Matt Donovan to Tyler Lockwood: Lol heyy its fine, I just didn't know wht to do I mean I was freakd out :/, but heyy hope ur bettr :) ..for now….

Tyler Lockwood to Matt Donovan: Haha I am (; wasn't the normal plan though, usually nothing destructive happens bt I didn't hav time tht day..srry again bro

Matt Donovan to Tyler Lockwood:Dude, its no prob :) Wanna shoot some hoops sometime?

Tyler Lockwood to Matt Donovan: HELL YEAH :D

(Caroline Forbes like this)


Hehe, so I officially think that, aside from being a total sociopathic killer mean person, Klaus is actually fun to be around :D He's my favourite character! I'm dying for season 3 to come, I want more of him!

My personal favourite was the tyler/matt ending. I put in some friendship moments and best friend moments. So it's not all laughs, it's sweet too. Everything we LOVE about TVD (:

Chapter 3 is in progress. Soon :D

Reviews would be awesome sweethearts ;*