Holds up picture of Gerard Way
This ... is Gerard. Everybody loves Gerard... They what to rape him. ... "Everyone?"...yes everyone. Everyone who's ever seen Gerard wants to ravish and rape his divine being... because...He's Gerard and ...he's sexie...
Holds up picture of Frank Iero
This ...is Frankie...a lot of people like Frankie...ALOT...but not as many people want to rape him as Gerard...but that really doesn't matter...because he, like everyone else, wants to rape Gerard...in fact...he does rape Gerard ...in Gerard's sleep... all the time...
shhhhh...Gerard doesn't know yet...
Holds up picture of Ray Toro
This ... is Ray. He wants to rape Gerard, too ...gasp big surprise there...but yeah ...He 'loves' Gerard. Actually its lust ...pure 'want to rape' lust...but he can't rape Gerard... because he knows if he rapes Gerard...everyone else will...so he sits in silence, longing to rape Gerard ...pulling markers out of his fro...which is another story all together...
Holds up picture of Mikey Way
This...is Mikey...He, too, wants to rape Gerard...only...Gerard's his brother...but he's not aloud...He wants to rape Gerard ...but that, my children, is incest ...and it is frowned on in ...pretty much all countries ...except Kentucky ...and some other state I can't remember right now...Mikey is not aloud to rape Gerard ... but secretly he is waiting for the right moment to drug and rape Gerard ...while in Kentucky...cause it's legal there...well...maybe not the rape...but ...ya know ...He'll take what he can get...you see nobody likes Mikey...well except me ...but that doesn't count ...because he's mine...so bleh...
Holds up picture of Bob Bryar
This is Bob...Nobody likes Bob...you see Bob ...is Bob. And he also wants to rape Gerard...but nobody likes him...not even Gerard...nobody cares about Bob...so Bob can't rape Gerard...
But one day ...Bob decided to put his one dream into reality...you see... he finally decided to rape Gerard...BUT! ...right as he tried ...he was punched out by Frankie ...who then proceeded to rape Gerard...for the first time outside of Gerard's sleep...Bob called 911 with lightening speed ...and told the police about the proceeding rape...the cops rushed over double time without sparing a second...they arrived almost instantly and … proceeded to join Frankie in raping Gerard... back up was called... and they too raped Gerard... a concert was held and everyone raped Gerard...except Bob...because nobody loves Bob...poor Bob...HAHABOBHAHA...nobody loves Bob ...HA...
And Mikey...who isn't aloud to rape Gerard... and was too busy being raped by me...because this is my story and everyone needs rapage... except Bob...HAHABOBHAHA...
The moral of this story is...well ...it doesn't really have a moral at all...basically...EVERYBODY WANTS TO RAPE GERARD!!!!!!!
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AN: sorry the warning was A LOT longer than the story
