This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Some of the characters in this story will not be replaced by a MFB character. So Enjoy. :)
Chapter two...MUHAHA! Enjoy.
"1, 2, 3, 4! You are greater than a bowling score!"
Ryuga was cheering around his office wearing a red and white striped cheer leading outfit with matching pom-poms for a reason nobody knew or ever wanted to find out.
"You are brighter than a fart; give it up for Kingdom Hearts!" The Superior cheered with a big grin on his face while shaking the pom-poms around and doing some stepping patterns.
He suddenly froze in place, "Brighter than a fart? No, how about tastier than a pop tart? No, this cannot be. I have run out of rhyming words."
He hunched over and slumped into his leather office chair at his desk and sighed, "My dreams of being a MANLY cheerleader are doomed…"
The Superior held his face in his hands as a tear flowed from his eye and splattered on his desk.
The door suddenly burst open and slammed into the wall, Ryuga immediately raised up his head in shock of someone barging in, seeing him in the girl attire. A man with long straight orange hair was standing in the door way with both hands on his hips.
"Did somebody say Barbie Doll Secret Services?" He asked in a deep heroic voice
as he stared off to nowhere. He wore a huge smile and a sparkle glistened from his teeth.
"Uhm…" Ryuga just stared, what was even going on?
Wales then turned his attention to Ryuga who was sitting frozen in shock in his chair.
"Wait a second, this isn't Salonville!" The orange haired man stated in surprise with a gasp as he began to look around cautiously. "Mother…" he mumbled, "I have betrayed you." And with that he hung his head low and walked out of the office, closing the door shut.
"Well, what could be more random than that? I wonder what else this day has in store for me…" Ryuga pondered to himself as he stared off into a dreamy state.
The door swung open again with a crash against the wall and Wales was standing in the doorway yet again.
"Did somebody say Animal Rescue?" He asked doing his heroic stance again, "Ugh my teeth didn't sparkle that time. Retake!" The orange haired man left the room and closed the door. Seconds later he burst it open again,
"Did somebody say Anti-Oprah Club?"
This time his teeth sparkled.
"WALES! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" The Superior screamed at the top of his lungs. His fist slammed against a random red button on his desk that was labeled IN CASE OF WALES and suddenly the floorboards beneath the Graceful Assassin sprung up and sent him flying through the roof.
With a sigh the Superior snapped his fingers and with a poof of smoke his cheerleading outfit was gone and he was wearing his Organization Cloak. "Ugh my life is so hard." He grumbled while rubbing his temples in circular motions.
"Kingdom Hearts," Ryuga began slowly and monotone, "Listen to my plea, I ask of you to give me a well earned break from these imbeciles. After all I've done for you; surely you can do a deed for me."
No response.
"CURSE YOU KINGDOM HEARTS!" He screamed while slamming his fist on the desk and staring out the window, "YOU NEVER REPLY TO MY REQUESTS OR EVEN WHEN I GREET YOU! YOU DON'T CARE YOU SELFISH RABID BEAST!"
Suddenly bolts of lightning filled the sky and the booms of thunder vibrated the castle.
"Uh oh…"
A bolt of lightning then slashed down on the roof above Ryuga's office and struck down on him. The Superior fell out of his chair and sparked brightly and began twitching.
The sky suddenly cleared with a strum of a harp and birds began to chirp.
Ryuga got onto his hands and knees, still jolting with the energy of the shock and shook his fist at the sky, "THAT WAS JUST A MERE COINCIDENCE!" He screamed.
The clouds then came back and a bolt of lightning struck Ryuga again.
"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?"
And again the lightning struck him.
"AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GREAT AND MIGHTY KINGDOM HEARTS!" And again.
This went on for hours, and nobody knew how Ryuga even survived the first bolt
of lightning.
"Lexeaus tells lightning to stop!"
A deep voice shouted suddenly. At the sound of the voice the lightning stopped thrashing at Ryuga which enabled him to see the face of his rescuer.
"Lexaeus?" Ryuga asked as shocks of lightning still flowed through his body.
"Lexeaus is Lexaues, Ryuga."
"The what is what?" The Superior inquired, trying to get off the floor, confused as to what the tall muscular nobody said.
"Lexeaus is the rescuer of Ryuga." Number five repeated in a different matter.
Suddenly a short red spiky haired boy entered the office. He wasn't recognizable at first glance due to the fact that he wasn't wearing the regular black cloak, but his normal street clothes.
"JINGA! PUT ON YOUR CLOAK FOR KINGDOM HEARTS SAKE!" The Superior yelled at the top of his lungs, man one of these days he'll end up losing his voice.
"Why would I do that Superior?" The spiky red haired teen inquired while crossing his arms.
"DO IT NOW OR ELSE!"
"Or else what?"
"I'LL HAVE YOU BAKE WITH WALES!"
An awkward silence fell upon them when suddenly the orange haired nobody came bursting into the room wearing a chef hat and holding an easy bake oven in his arms, "Today's special ingredient is fun!"
"NO!" Jinga screamed as he fell to his knees.
End of Chapter 2. So what do you think? Super random? Super awesome? Super lame? Super boring?
