Sorry it's so short, I'll try to make a longer one next time. –R

One Week Later

Magnus tiredly stumbled into the ugly barren motel room. He drunkenly slammed the door shut. He had just come from another Lambert concert, hoping that tonight his mission for Lambert's autograph would come to an end, only to be thrown out of the club by a fat-but very strong-body guard. He, Magnus Bane, The Great Warlock of Brooklyn, had been thrown out by a FREAKING MORTAL!

It wasn't like he hadn't been sore before he had been tossed out of the club into the cold dark alleyway like a rag doll, no, he had enjoyed being thrown, pushed, and possibly pissed on in the crowd of screaming fans. A few girls even had the audacity to think he himself, was freaking Adam Lambert. His cloths were torn and he felt a bruise on his backside, but he hadn't had the chance yet to see himself in the mirror.

Magnus walked into the bathroom fully intent on treating himself to a nice long grapefruit bubble bath and well overdue manicure. But all that could be heard was a terrified screech. Magnus looked at himself in the broken smudgy mirror horrified. Magnus always used magic to keep his makeup on in perfect precise place, but now that Magnus was magically drained, his mascara was running, his lipstick smeared all over his face, and his hair frazzled and sticking up in all directions.

Magnus quickly ran over to the bathtub in desperation to get Joker off his face, when once again he let out another screeched.

Magnus fled from the bathroom and the rats mating in the bathtub. Magnus threw himself into the torn up bed, wanting to get to sleep and forget this day ever happened.

"Calm down Magnus," He tried to reassure himself. "The worst of it's over."

But fate would not have it, for when Magnus flung upon the bed the old rusty springs gave way and the bed collapsed to the floor, taking Magnus along with it.

"DAMN IT!" Magnus shrieked in frustration.

Magnus was wet, battered, and missing Alec horribly.

Magnus wept pitifully into the pillow until he fell into restless sleep.

Awwww…..

Review if you feel sorry for Magnus.