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Asuka slowly regained consciousness. Her head was a dull pain, where was she again? O yeah, the apartment. Whatever she was laying on was nice and warm, so she snuggled closer. Her vision started to clear. O it was Shinji. He was cute while asleep and not whining.

She was leaning toured him to kiss him when he started to wake up, but she didn't notice. Once their lips touched Shinji was startled into wakefulness. Asuka sprang back in surprise. 'Quick' she thought 'what would the sober Asuka do?' the resulting smack caused Shinji to fly back 3 meters. "Baka! Where is your shirt?! Why am I half naked?! Dumkopf! Hentai!" she grabbed Shinji's blanket in order to make herself decent.

"Gomen!" Shinji said still not fully awake. 'What the hell did I do this time?' he thought.

"Not so loud!" came a groan from the living room. "Shut up!" was the reply from the same room.

"What, who else is here?" Asuka thought out loud. At that point her head decided throb in its own protest to the beer from last night. 'Ug, maybe that eighth beer was a bad idea." She thought. She grabbed her shirt and put it on, she walked into the living room to see the bodies of all the teens at the party last night. The party! It was morning and Misato would be home!

"So you finally had one eh! Good for you two! So what was that." Misato said pointing at Shinji's room.

"Baka got me drunk and tried to rape me!"

"Huh? Is the party over?" a guy in the corner stood up. "Ok people I'll be the designated driver for the evening... er ... mourning so all of you sober enough to tell me were you live and were others here live please stand up! Its free of charge." Several people stood up. "Ok I'll take you in groups of six."

"Who the hell are you?" Misato asked

"The only completely sober person here." He began to usher people out of the apartment.

After he was finished getting people out of the apartment Shinji stumbled into the room. "I was not going to rape you! The whole bed thing was you! You're the one who dragged me into the room! And you pushed the last four beers on me!"

"How many did you have?" Misato was interested.

"Six." Shinji popped some pain pills.

"Only?" Misato was disappointed.

"That's not the point. He was like "is this ok, what about this? Here have another beer." and kept touching and I passed out!" Asuka accused.

"I did not!" passes pain hills to Misato who in turn passes them to Asuka. "She was drunk long before me! Her exact words were, and I quote! "Here have another Shinji!" she said to me "lets go to your room" so I did and next thing I know she's hitting me and I have a hangover!"

"Pizza, beer, hangovers and a conspiracy! What a night!" the first guy at the party said as he fell out of the closet.

Ok there it is. I know it isn't as good as the first one, but you know how hard it is to think?!? Well anyway please review. Well what do you people want from this story? Please tell me were you want this to go! I NEED IDEAS!!!

ACGS: SHE WAS AT WORK, when was the last time Misato took her purse to work? (come on man! They needed money for the pizzas!)