Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because I'm just too random!
Edited: 06/04/11
"Teme? Teme? Hey teme wake up!" A loud voice came from a blonde boy beside a raven-haired teen.
"Dobe…" he said finally waking up.
"We're here already! Look! Look! Japan! Ah…so nice to be home, right teme?"
"Yeah, nice" He said and looked out of the window; his friend just looked at him weirdly.
"Prepare your selves boys we'll be landing in the airport in a few minutes" a white-haired man said. He wore a mask that covered half of his face so that only his eyes are seen.
Please fasten your seatbelts, we will be landing in Konoha Airport in a short time and please refrain from standing. Thank you
"Hehe…" The sun-haired boy beside him grinned.
'Moron'he thought
The dark-haired boy closed hi eyes and thought for a while when his friend's loud voice was heard again.
"Japan! Japan! Konoha!"
SMACK!
"Owwie! Teme, what was that for?"
"For being loud you idiot"
Welcome to Konoha, young masters. Please be careful on going down the plane
The door of the plane slowly opened and four boys went outside inhaling the cherry blossoms' scent. They arrived at Konoha at a perfect timing…spring. The time where the cherry blossoms give its full bloom to be admired by everyone in the world. The boys stood there looking at the place, not moving. After 8 years they were finally able to return in Konoha,Japan.
"Nice to be home again, am I right Sasuke?" a voice was heard behind their backs, it was Kakashi, their coach, guardian, baby-sitter and almost everything.
"Hn"
"Troublesome"
"It is destiny that sent us here"
"No Neji our parents sent us here. Believe it!"
SMACK!
"Owwie!"
"Dobe"
"Teme"
"Dobe"
"Teme!"
"Dobe!" Sasuke smirked
"TEME!"
"DOBE!"
"TE-"
"Okayyy. Sop it. Get in the limo now"
"Don't wanna!" Naruto said and crossed his arms while pouting. They all sweat dropped.
"Hmmm I guess no ramen for a month, oh well…"
A strong wing passed by a smirking Kakashi to the door. That was fast!
"Get in boys"
They all nodded and entered the limo.
"OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE TEME! MY ROOM'S AWESOME!"
"Tsk moron"
"What was that?"
"Hn"
"My room is much much cooler than yours teme! Look at the design! So perfect! It fits my personality!" Naruto said with dreamy eyes.
"More like idiocy"
"Shut up human ice cube!"
"Sasuke's right baka"
"Heh sorry but I don't listen to human robots especially with long girly hair" Naruto gave a foxy grin
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that from a dead last"
"WHAT?"
Neji smirked.
"Naruto how can you call this room of shit cool?" Shikamaru asked
"Hey don't say that to my cool room! It's bad you know! And it fits my personality! I'm cool so my room is too!" he proudly said
"Yeah, remind me when I'm cool I'll have my wall painted with bright orange walls with ramen designs, have a ramen-bowl shaped alarm clock, dress my pillows, blankets and bed sheets with ramen printed designs and have my doorknob ramen-bowl shaped." Shikamaru sarcastically said. Sasuke smirked
"You should try that Shikamaru but I prefer your room to be cloudier…"
The three sweat dropped, how could Naruto be so plain dense?
"Naruto, why do you like ramen?" Neji asked
"I don't like it…" Naruto confidently answered back
"How come you're so obsessed with it?"
"…I love ramen!" he blurted out
The two boys sweat dropped again.
"Now could you please got to your uncool rooms and leave my dream room number two alone!"
"What's your dram room number one?" Shikamaru had to ask
"Hehe…my dream room number one should be shaped like a big ramen bowl with ramen windows and door. And the walls are also ramen and my desks and my chairs had to be shaped like ramen bowls and of course my bed is a ramen bowl filled with ramen so that I can eat ramen even when I'm asleep and oh the shower should be ramen-flavored! Yum! Oh! Oh! And-"
…
"Where'd everyone go?"
Sasuke's POV
No way am I going to stay there and listen to ramen, one more word of it and I might get a mental breakdown! So I rushed into my room without Naruto noticing.
My room's just plain, the walls are dark blue with a big Uchiha crest painted on the wall, black curtains with small Uchiha fans at the ends. a blue bathroom door and my own game room, a large slim black plasma TV and a small desk in front of it after I observed my room I started unpacking my things.
I heard Kakashi calling us so I hurriedly finished unpacking and went downstairs where I see Shikamaru sleeping, Neji closing his eyes and Naruto…Naruto hanging upside down with a rope which Kakashi was currently tying on a small post-sigh-nothing new…the usual scene even when I was in America. I sat on the chair next to Kakashi.
"So I guess you all are wondering why I called you since its your bed time…right babies?"
"Kakashi stop teasing us" I said Kakashi can be really annoying sometimes…
"PUT ME DOWN!"
"I'm here to tell you that-"
"OLD MAN PUT ME DOWN!"
"Shikamaru wake up" Neji shook Shikamaru and he opened his eyes lazily.
"PUT ME DOWN!"
"You are all going to Fire Elite, a prestigious high school for you. It is for kids who are intelligent and talented and since you guys excels in academic and sports, you were allowed to enter"
"PUT ME DOWN YOU SCARECROW!"
"You enrolled us to some school without our parents knowing." I clearly stated. Going to school doesn't affect me except for the crazy fangirls, but do our parents know about this? "
Kakashi makes a move without our parents knowing or knowing his plans at the end and we get all the credit of being lectured…
"Actually they knew it already and they said yes because they knew the school already, they are very happy about my decision."
"For once…" I muttered
"PUT ME DOWN PRETTY PLEASE!"
"Your classes start the day after tomorrow. I guess you can tour Konoha tomorrow"
"I don't need it"
"Oh c'mon teme! Don't be a killjoy!" I looked at Naruto and then to Kakashi
"…fine"
"PUT ME DOWN FOR PETE'S SAKE!"
"Go to your rooms now. You all need a rest"
"Troublesome"
"Hn"
"Aa" I said and went in side my room. I lied down on my bed and looked at the ceiling. My room was cold probably because of the air conditioner that I turned on awhile ago.
'Tenshi…where are you?'
*sasusakurockssasusakurockssasusakurockssasusakurockssasusakurockssasusakurock*
"Uh…guys? Please put me down! Guys? Scarecrow-sensei? Teme? Lazy bastard? Robot commander? ANYONE?"
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Normal pov
"Achoo! Achoo!-sniffsniff-" Naruto sneezed
"What the hell happened to you? You look like trash" Shikamaru asked
"Gee you noticed. Thanks to all of you I was left on the living room hanging upside-down in the cold night. Thoughtful, ne?" Naruto sarcastically said, "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"
"Let's got to a hospital. I don't to hear any more of you're sneezing." Sasuke said and the four headed to the nearest hospital. Konoha General Hospital.
"Hehe. Who knew doctors were so kind?" Naruto said innocently." She even gave me a lollipop!" he said, showing his friends a big swirly orange lollipop." He said, "But I prefer this to be ramen-flavored!"
"Moron"
"Shut up emo bastard!"
"Dead last"
"Constipated retard!"
"Loser"
"Jerk!"
"You're worthless"
"…and you're priceless!"
Neji and Shikamaru sweat dropped.
"Hey! Hey! Sasuke! Where are you going?"
"Hn, I'll go buy a drink." Sasuke said and left his friends and went to the nearest vending machine.
"We'll wait for you outside" Neji said and the three headed for the exit.
Sasuke passed by white halls and got loving stares from nurses and young doctors, an addition to his fan club. Great. Just great. He stopped and reached for a coin and realized he didn't have one. A beautiful woman wearing a nurse uniform handed him a coin. He snatched it and dropped it, a can of cold soda came out and he grabbed it. He muttered a "thanks" to the girl who blushed like crazy and left. He passed by a large room with three figures present.
Of course being the mighty Uchiha he wouldn't be interested but what caught him was that one of the girls' hair is pink. Softpink.Just like the angel…definitely like his angel's…and that's how Uchiha Sasuke became an eavesdropper.
"I have good news for your friend."
"Really? What is it auntie? What is it? What is it?"
The doctor smiled at how her niece being excited when she told her about the good news.
"In a few weeks the injury on her right arm will be fully healed. I'm sure you're very excited because you can join the competitions again right dear?" she said to the pale girl next to her niece.
"Yes. Yes I am. Thank you for taking care of me"
"Oh don't mind it and it will heal fast if you don't tire it out. Say are you still practicing?"
"…Yes but it's only to-"
"Don't worry you can practice alright but like I said don't tire it out if you want it to be quickly healed."
"Thank you doctor Ishida"
"You're welcome"
'Tenshi…no she's not tenshi, maybe she dyed her hair pink. Yes definitely dyed it.' He thought.
What girl would dye her hair pink?
He took a last glance from the room and then left but one question remained in his head…is she tenshi?
"Hey teme what took ya so long? We were waiting like forever here!"
"Hn. None of your business"
"Hey teme I saw tenshi! She was-mmph!"
Sasuke covered his mouth with his hand and glared at Naruto who gulped.
"Let's talk later"
Naruto gave a nod and grinned under his hand. He licked Sasuke's hand.
"That's gross dobe."
Their two friends gave those stares and decided to ask about it later.
This is it. The moment of truth. The time where sparks fly and the clouds rains cats and dogs…the part where you get poop on your face-
"Spit it out Naruto" Neji said, tightening his grip on his neck.
"Fine! It's tenshi! The girl who saved teme in the river when he was eight!"
You're telling me that Sasuke got his ass saved by a girl whom he addresses as tenshi?"
"Yep!"
"…you're joking" he tightened his grip again.
"N-no! no! no!"
"Sasuke was the star swimmer in our school when we were 10 years old and now our team captain when we were in America and became one of the young best swimmers in the whole world. How the hell happened that he fell into the river and drowned?"
"Ooh! You spoke a lot of words! Best record!"
Naruto gave him a foxy grin and earned a smack from Shikamaru.
"Get on the conversation Naruto"
"Okay! Fine!" Naruto said he escaped from Neji's grip and did a thinking pose,"…I don't know…maybe because I skipped the details because I was sleepy that time and was dreaming my ramen I swam at a large pool of ramen! It was like heaven! The noodles were soo big man! If only it was real!"
"Na-ru-to!"
"Eh?" he looked at the two enraged boys behind him.
"Because I was not the best before" a cold voice was heard and the three looked at the stoic figure leaning on the large doorways of the living room.
"Why'd you have to say "because I was not the best swimmer before"? you could have just said "because I didn't know how to swim before"! What a total show off!" Naruto said/shouted.
"Naruto I am the best whether you like it or not, you were always the loser when it comes to the four of us"
"No Shikamaru is!"
"Shikamaru would have been faster than you are if he's always active!"
"Oh yeah? Let's go outside to show who the best in the two of us is!"
"You got yourself a deal loser!"
"Jerk!"
"ENOUGH!...-cough- so Sasuke you're telling me-us that you drowned because you didn't know how to swim and that's why the girl saved you?" The pale-eyed male questioned, fixing his gaze on his raven-haired, duck butt-shaped friend.
"I know how to swim Hyuuga. It's just that I'm not good at it before!"
"Really?" Naruto sarcastically said.
"You're going down! Dobe!"
"Hehe catch me if you can!" Naruto challenged and Sasuke got angrier that he chased Naruto all over the mansion. (a/n: they run like the way tom and jerry runs where jerry is Naruto and Sasuke is tom (Tom & Jerry: you know the funny cartoon?) teehee)
"-sigh- let's go Shikamaru we'll have a big day tomorrow"
"Ugh. So troublesome"
