Accident

"Bob! You made a hole in my house!" Hazel screamed.

"Sorry, if I need to pay in collateral you can live with me until Nook fixes this mess." Bob said.

"My car, you idiot! I demand you pay for this!" Gracie stated.

"If I'm paying for her house how can I pay for your car?" Bob asks.

"Get a job!" Gracie shouted.

"Aren't you rich?" Bob asked.

"Yes, but since this is your fault you will pay for it!" Gracie shouted again.

"Fine, I'll pay, and you can stay at my house arrive at whatever time I'm home, so that the door is unlocked." Bob said to the two ladies.

Scene Change

Bob wandered into Tom Nook's shop after the argument, and asked Tom for a job.

"Can't afford a house Bub?" Tom asked.

"It's Bob and no you see…" Bob began.

Bob explained everything from the bees, to the trees, to the car, to the house.

"Wow, I'd hate to be you." Tom said.

"So can I have a job?" bob asked.

"Fine, your first duty is to…

As Bob did the jobs he was told too that day, he returned tired to find Hazel at the front of his door with a sleeping bag and a suit case.

"What are you doing here?" Bob asked.

"Baka, have you forgotten already? You destroyed half my house!" Hazel explained.

"Oh, sorry, It's just that I have short term memory." Bob answered.

They both entered the house.

"Ok you get the couch I get the bed." Bob said.

"Are you forgetting who destroyed my house?" Hazel asked.

"(I hear these dot like sounds)" Bob thought.

"What?" Bob asked.

"Look if you want to be a gentleman you have to remember ladies go first." Hazel stated.

Bob thought of the old saying about jumping off a cliff. He imagined he pushed Hazel down first, and then followed.

"Ok, I'll get the couch. I'll be your servant and caterto your every whim, since I… What did I do again?" bob asked.

End

Sorry about it being short, but I have to type other stories. Also Bob is referring to one of the 3 animal languages you get to choose in the game at the setting menu.

The original line for Bob was

"I see her mouth moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah…"

A line from "The Weekenders"