Author's note: Okay, sorry it took me so long to update, but I'm lazy, and Olivia's not here so I'm kind of hesitant to do this by myself, but here goes and I also want to thank MusalPristessAmy13, and CJ Sutton for leaving such wonderful reviews!!! I'm so happy that people actually enjoy my work! Keep on reading Black Cat Karaoke Contest
Disclaimer: I don't own Black Cat, I'm just speculating at what goes on "behind the scenes"
I also don't own any of the songs used in this fan fiction
BLACK CAT KAREOKE CONTEST
CHAPTER TWO:
SOMEBODY WANTS WON-TONS!?!?
…The crowd was hushed as the judges began to make their decisions…
Itachi: lets, get this straight….I DON'T CARE, about a stupid karaoke contest.
Ayame: ….hmmm I must say that the beautiful Miss Kirisaki's performance was most inspiring so I shall do my duty and cast my ballot for her.
Sakura Kinomoto: RINSLET ALL THE WAY!!!!
King Jimmy Bob: Well, Olive wants Rins to win so I guess I hafta vote for her.
Gai: Well I guess the first win goes to The Ones who Aren't Villains team who are most certainly overflowing with the glow of youth, and now we'll await the next match up while having a short intermission
…Creed walks over to his beloved train who's whispering to Sven…
Creed: Train, I'm confident that in the end I'll show you that my superior skills will be more than enough to make you join my Apostles of the Stars.
Train: Yeah, Right, YOU JUST WANT ME ALL TO YOURSELF…but you can't have me I'm already taken…
Creed: YOU WHAT!!!???
…Creed pulls out his Imagine Blade…
Gai: Okay, that's enough….I think we oughtta go back to the karaoke contest
Maro: What Do You Mean DIPSHIT...it was just starting to get good
…Maro gets upset and starts throwing giant rice balls into the audience; while bawling his eyes out…
…Jenos who happens to be in the audience starts cracking up while the other audience members were dead silent…
Jenos: Hahaha you big fatty!!!!
Maro: Why YOU!!! I'm gonna Kill your ass!!!
Gai: THAT'S ENOUGH
…The room is hushed again with the exception of an octopus sneaking in through the ceiling…
…The karaoke machine starts to hum again…
Suspiciously Saya-ish karaoke machine voice: THE NEXT MATCH UP WILL BE LUGART WON VS. MARO; FIRST UP WILL BE MARO
Charden: Oh, God
Creed: what an IDIOT
Shiki: …..ummmm…don't you think you should support your teammate; he might eat you or something.
Creed: no thank you, I'm a bit scared for my ears, besides…I could cut him to a pulp anyway
…the room is silenced once again this time by Creed's crazy maniacal laughter…
…everyone watches as Charden cuts his hand and uses his Tao-blood-power-thing to make ear-plugs….
…Ryuk takes off his cheer-leader outfit…
…everyone is too shocked to make a sound, in fact it was so quiet you could almost hear what was going on between Sven and Train in the next room over; almost…
Ryuk: I've been so bored…but this is beyond me…I don't wanna listen to any more of this…this horror of the human world, plus we've run out of apples!
…POOF!!! Shinigami are gone…
Gai: GASP
Maro: Our CHEER-LEADERS!!! Where are you going?!?!
Kyoko: BYE-BYE!!! HAVE FUN!!!
Creed: WHY YOU STUPID THINGS!!!!
…Creed pulls out his Imagine Blade (again)…
Doctor: Remember, Creed…there's no way to kill a Shinigami…that's why we chose them to be our cheerleaders in the first place remember…because SOME of us have uncontrollable tempers.
Creed: Wanna bet? Plus, since when have you cared weather people live or die?
Doctor: I don't….the kid writing this fan fiction just is an idiot who just didn't know what else to put.
…meanwhile attention was on Sephiria who was rolling on the ground laughing, people even started taking pictures, after all this is a once in a life-time opportunity…
Belze: Oh this is nothing; you should've seen her at her cousin's boyfriend's great-uncle's, sister's daughter's fiancée's cousin's Bar Mitzvah/Cocktail Party
...KAREAOKE MACHINE HUMMS…
GAI:
…MARO WILL BE SINGING…
…MAAYA SAKAMOTO'S AND YOKO KANNO'S GRAVITY…
…those few in the audience who had earplugs put them in those who didn't (which was most of the audience) and the poor judges who had to listen, and well Train and Sven who were off in the other room doing who knows what?...
…In an almost perfect voice, Maro surprisingly enough started to sing beautifully…
Maro:
Been a long road to follow,
been there and gone
tomorrow,
without saying goodbye to yesterday
…people began to remove their earplugs (not Charden; he fell asleep)…
Are
the memories of home still valid?
Or have the tears deluded
them?
Maybe this time tomorrow,
The rain will cease to
follow,
And the mist will fade into one more today
Something
somewhere out there keeps calling
Am I going home?
will I hear
someone singing solace to the silent moon?
…Maro starts, er, checking Won out in the corner of his eye...
Zero gravity
what's it like?
(Am I alone?)
…Maro's voice starts to trail off he's now staring at Won rather avidly…
Is somebody there
beyond these heavy aching feet?
Still the road keeps on telling me
to go on...
…it's pretty much all drabble, now...
Something
is pulling me;
I feel the gravity of it all
…Everyone is too stunned to clap…
Gai: okay that was an interesting performance; well let's get on to the next song…well because… the author's tired and she wants to go to sleep soon!!
…KARAOKE MACHINE STARTS HUMMING; Again…
…LUGART WON WILL BE SINGING; SIR-MIX-A LOT'S BABY GOT BACK…
…Tohru, Mikoto, and Shihoudani are too busy cracking up to cheer…
Won:
Oh my god, Becca(1), look at her butt
It is so
big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who
understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks
like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I
can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's
gross
Look, she's just so fat
I like big butts
and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a
girl walks in with an itty bitty? waste
And a round thing in your
face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that
butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and
I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your
picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you
got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you
wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that
average groupy
I've seen them
dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin'
like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of
magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average
black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas
(yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell
yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that
healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round
and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help
myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you
home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz
silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So
find that juicy double
L.Won's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece
of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these
bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my
women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get
with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I
say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A
lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it
and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm
strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies
(yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then
turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby
got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When
it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my
selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your
girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't
want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or
sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play
that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they
toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So
Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your
waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout
stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it
Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and
rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his
girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And
pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And
you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-LUGARTWON and kick them
nasty thoughts
Baby got back
…once again the audience is too astonished to clap…
…Maro grabs his OWN butt and stares at Won…
Maro: I have a Big Butt…come here, baby
Won: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I WAS JUST SINGING A STUPID KARAOKE SONG!!!
…Lugart Won is already out the door and far away…
…Maro run's after him…
…until chapter 3…
Author's note (again): (1) Becca is my name; I just had to add it!!! I also feel that the readers should choose who wins Won or Maro, you can leave your vote in a review or E-mail me my email address is or tell me on AIM my screen name is XKingJimmyBobX. Please review it encourages me to update sooner!!!
