If you didn't read the last chapter… DISCORD CAME! Oh my gosh! What is HE doing there? Shouldn't he be stone or something? Oh, and trust me, everything is NOT what is seems in this chapter. It will keep changing until the end!

DISCLAIMER:Nothing is changing, people! I don't own My Little Pony!

Rainbow Dash gulped. She blinked a few times, took a sip of water, then looked to where she saw him. He was still there. "Hi, Rainbow Dash! We meet again! And now your little pony friends and your elements of harmony aren't here to help you!" Discord sang out.

"I'm probably DREAMING, Discord! Wait, no. I got sucked into YOUR dream! If anything, shouldn't you be doing things like… umm… whatever statues do!" Dash replied.

"So you AREN'T afraid of ME, the master of chaos? WITHOUT your little friends?" Discord asked, now a bit worried it seemed.

"Of course not! WHY in EQUESTRIA would I be scared of you? Your just a dragon and goat thingy! If anything, you should be afraid of me." Dash said.

"Why would I be afraid of a little pony? I just want to pinch your little cheeks!" Discord sneered, changing into a grandma-like attire and pinching her cheeks.

"Because of what I am about to do." Rainbow Dash said, getting out of bed.

Discord squinched his eyes. "What is that pony going to do?" He thought.

Dash suddenly ran up and went NINJA on him! Discord looked at her. "PLEASE! Don't! Stop! I'll tell you why I'm here!"

"Why should I believe YOU?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Because! I'm NOT Discord!"

"Yeah! In your dreams!"

"I'm really not! I was sent here to scare you!"
"YEAH? By who?"

"Spitfire!" Discord said.

With a click of his fingers a discord costume fell down. A few fellow ponies stood behind it. "See? We really aren't Discord or whoever. Since you left early, Spitfire sent us to scare you. She talked to your friends, Apple Sparkle or something? They said maybe Discord would scare you, but not to mess with him. So she told us to dress like him and sent us here! Please! Believe us!" They said.

Rainbow Dash looked at the giant white, muscular pony with tiny wings and the pink pony. They looked just like the two ponies from class. She stopped a moment. "Let me check your rooms first. To make sure."

"Of course!"

They all went to both of the ponies' rooms. Each had a made up bed, a messy room, but no pony. "See? It's really us," They exclaimed.

"Okay. Sure. Now, let's get to the mess hall. I can't be not early!" Rainbow Dash said, zooming towards the mess hall.

After a tough morning, it was time for lunch. The two ponies who had dressed up as Discord acted as if it never happened. Dash thought it was suspicious. Of course, they might just put it behind them. It's the past, right? After the evening of work, Dash went to Spitfire. "Um, ma'am? No disrespect, but why did you send two ponies into my room last night?"

"What do you mean, Rainbow Dash?"

"You mean, you didn't send ANYTHING or ANYONE into my room last night? No thought either, ma'am?"

"Of course not! Who did it?"

"The muscular pony with tiny wings and the pink one with a yellow mane," Dash replied.

"I must talk with them," Spitfire said.

After dinner, Dash was walking to her room. "ROOKIE!" Spitfire screamed.

"Yes, ma'am! Need anything, ma'am?" Dash asked.

"The two ponies denied being in your room. Your thoughts?"

"They dressed up as Discord, the master of chaos, who I have a past with, ma'am. They said you sent them, ma'am. That's all I know,"

"Who's Discord? Why did they say I sent them?" Spitfire asked.

"They said it was because you were so amazed with me not being scared, you talked to my friends to see what would scare me, ma'am. And Discord is the master of chaos, and very dangerous, ma'am. My friends and I turned him into a statue with the elements of harmony, ma'am." Dash replied.

"Well, I will talk with them more. If you have another encounter tonight, please tell me, I will end this! NOTHING gets past me!" Spitfire said.

"No offense, ma'am, but Discord could," Dash said.

"So Discord is that stealthy? I see…" Spitfire nodded, and walked off.

Dash just continued to her room. After a night of restful sleep, she woke up again. DISCORD?! "Hi again, pony! But bye again. I must go. Don't want to be CAUGHT!" Discord sang, disappearing.

"HUH?!"

Discord just disappeared! Into thin air! Dash got up and zipped to Spitfire's office. "Ma'am! He returned! This time he said, 'Hi again, pony! But bye again. I must go. Don't want to be CAUGHT!' Then he just disappeared, ma'am. I immediatly ran here, ma'am." Dash said.

"What? Again? The ponies denied it. I put a security camera in their rooms. I checked all night.. no activity. Just sleeping and some serious drooling from Snowflake! How should I believe you, Rookie?" Spitfire asked.

"But it really happened! If he was my dream, wouldn't this be a dream, too, ma'am?"
"You really should believe her. I must say, it was quite hard to get the look of the ponies exactly, but it sure paid off!" Discord said, still not there.

"WHO WAS THAT?" Spitfire screeched.

"It's Discord's voice, ma'am! He's here! But how? How DID you get out of the statue, Discord?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Well," Discord said, appearing, "Some evil genius pony released me and I said, 'Thank you! Now hasta la vista!' Then he screamed no, and I went to your cloud. You weren't there. So I came here to bring chaos to an 'important' academy. But instead I found you,"

"Ma'am, may I go home to get my friends? The elements of harmony will stop him!" Rainbow Dash said.

"What do you mean, Rainbow Dash? Why would I let you do that? I mean, I was the one who got him over here," Spitfire said.

"What the huh?"

"She did," Discord said, looking bored and gritting his nails.

"Why though, ma'am?" Dash asked.

"Because, how ELSE would I have gotten rid of you? I can't just kick out a talented pony like you like that," Spitfire said.

"What the huh!?"

"You got in good with her," Discord said. "I don't see how saving a pie makes that uneven compared to other students, but it's evil, so might as well."

"Remember saving Sorren's pie at the Gala? And the Best Young Flier Competition? It's kind of like buttering me up to give you better grades or something. Top that with you are the best flier in the academy when it comes to students, and you are always early and do extra pull ups when you could of only done curl ups." Spitfire said.

"Isn't that called being dedicated, ma'am? And isn't dedicated what you're looking for, ma'am?" Dash asked.

"Yes it is. But I'm NOT looking for ponies like you, who have a good past with me," She said. "Even though it'd good to have dedicated ponies like you," Spitfire started.

"Shut u-" Discord started.

Both ponies looked at him. When Dash looked at Spitfire, Spitfire screamed no, and she turned into a puppet controlled by Discord! "So you are KICKED out of the Wonderbolts Academy for trying to butter me up!" The puppet said.

"DISCORD! What did you do to my teacher?"

The Spitfire puppet fell down. "She's simply tied up somewhere in Ponyville. But, OH! If you LEAVE, you can't come BACK because you technically won't be a student,"

"Why?"

"Because you just saved your teacher-she can't put favoratism on you."

Rainbow Dash stopped. True. "True. But I don't care! WHERE in Ponyville is she? Will another pony or any of Fluttershy's animals find her?"

"No. No pony at least. And none of Fluttershy's animals will, either," Discord said.

He snapped his fingers and she appeared in Ponyville. "If you don't come back in two days, all of Equestria is DONE." He said, with only his face.

He laughed, then disappeared. "Oh, and I won't make any more trouble until then," He said. "For real."

Rainbow Dash sighed. She galloped over to Twilight's tree. KNOCK, KNOCK. "Who is it? Please come in,"

Rainbow Dash walked in weakly saying hi. "RAINBOW DASH? Shouldn't you be at the academy?"

"I should. But I gotta save my teacher's butt along with kicking out Discord in less than two days," Dash said calmly.

"DISCORD?"

Dash told her everything, every single little detail, and Twilight agreed to do something. "So he really won't cause any trouble?"

"Just for the two days,"

"Well, he said no ponies, right? So…. Who isn't a pony?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know," Dash said. "How about we ask Fluttershy to send out her animals?"

"But he said none of her animals would find Spitfire either. Why should we?" Twilight asked.

"Might as well!"

The two friends walked to the quiet cottage. After saying hi, the two ponies explained everything. Fluttershy was shocked, and said none of her animals had found anyone tied up. "So he said no pony would find it, right? Well, what resident of Ponyville isn't an animal of mine and isn't a pony?" Fluttershy asked, shuddering.

"We don't know," Dash replied. "That is why we're HERE."

"How about Zecora? Who lives in… Everfree Forest." Fluttershy managed to squeak out.

"Of course! We must check Everfree Forest NOW!" Twilight said, running out.

The three ponies told Zecora the problem, too. She agreed to look out. They checked every inch of space in Everfree Forest with no luck. Discord arrived right then. "He is here!" Twilight and Fluttershy said, startled.

"Yes. And just so you know, Spitfire IS NOT in Everfree Forest. Just remember what I said. Geesh! Is it really that difficult?" Discord sneered.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?!" Rainbow Dash screamed.

"I told you the truth. Maybe I need to refresh your simple pony minds. She's tied up in Ponyville, and no pony can find her. None of Fluttershy's animals can, either," Discord said, disappearing.

"What does he mean by that?" They asked each other.

Well, that was a LOT of twists and turns. There are more in the next chapter, too. Please, stay tuned and comment!