A/N: My fastest update ever. Waow. And in the time it took me to type this up, no miracles occured so no, I still don't own anything.
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February. Garcia.

Hearts. Flowers. Chocolate. Pink. All high on Penelope Garcia's list of favourite things. When they all came together in a joyous celebration of love, she was about as happy as it was possible to be.

The self-proclaimed Oracle of Quantico walked through the bullpen, dressed in pink from head to toe, with fake roses in her hair and a heart-shaped box of chocolates in her hand. She approached Reid's desk, grinning as she saw how hard at work he was.

"Hey, Junior G Man," she trilled. When he turned around to answer, she shoved a chocolate into his open mouth. She laughed as his shock turned to happiness while he chewed on the caramel she knew to be his favourite.

"They'd better not all be for Reid, mama," Morgan called out, pointing at Garcia's chocolates.

"Oh, don't you worry, my treasure," she replied, bouncing over to his desk and dropping a chocolate into his waiting hand. She placed another on Prentiss' vacant desk, ready for when she got back from the kitchenette, then Garcia turned away in the direction of JJ's office. But before she could share the love with the media liaison, her path was blocked by a stern-faced Hotch. She didn't even blink.

"Surely you can't object to a bit of love!" she said, forcing a chocolate into Hotch's hand. He was still for a moment, then he smiled slightly and stood aside.

Rossi had stuck his head out of his office, no doubt wondering what all the fuss was about. Garcia twirled over to him.

"Don't worry, Sir, I didn't forget you!" she laughed as she held out a chocolate for the senior profiler.

Rossi took the proffered sweet and watched as Garcia stuck her head – and a final chocolate – into JJ's office with a look of confusion on his face.

Garcia bounced back to her office, which had been decorated with pink paper hearts for the occasion. Before she shut the door, she waved and shouted to the bullpen in general,

"Happy Valentines Day!"