Just Because We Both Have Silver Hair Doesn't Mean We Are The Same Person, Dobe
Summary: In which Sakata Gintoki suddenly found himself in Naruto world where everyone mistook him for Hatake Kakashi and vice versa.
Part 2: How the hell did I get here? I Think I Need Aspirin.
Gintoki lost count of the number of person who kept giving him that ridiculous look or mistook him as the perverted ninja. Not that he isn't perverted himself but how can anyone got confused about the difference between samurai and ninja? Samurai obviously has bigger stick (just kidding).
And he had no idea this Kakashi guy is so famous. Almost everyone in the village knows who Kakashi is but not everyone knows who Naruto is. Kishimoto sensei should really consider renaming it to "Kakashi".
But he has to admit being this Kakashi guy has its perks.
For example, he got free flow of chocolate parfaits in a dessert shop. The shop owner even took a picture of him and wanted to hang the picture in his shop.
It doesn't hurt either that he suddenly became the recipient of admiring stare from girls and women.
The cute waitress at the ramen stall even gave him an extra large bowl of ramen at no cost.
All except one pink haired teenage girl who seemed really pissed with him.
"Kakashi sensei, where the hell have you been? You better have a really good explanation for not showing up for our training or else…"
She shook her fist in a threatening manner.
"Sorry, missy. You got the wrong guy."
The silver haired samurai continued to pick his nose nonchalantly. He only realized that he had made a grave mistake when the furious girl broke his nose and sent him crushing into a wall with one hit.
Oh, shit. She must be Sakura.
After what seemed like eternity has passed, Kakashi finally got pulled out from the giant dog's mouth.
"Sadaharu, you can't eat Gin-chan for breakfast, you'll get stomachache aru."
A red haired girl dressed in a red dress (similar to the one Sakura used to wear) saved him.
Still feeling disorientated, Kakashi was merely glad that he was out of that hell hole.
"Thank you."
"No problem aru. But why are you wearing a mask, Gin-chan?"
Kakashi frowned.
Did she just call me Gin-chan? Obviously, she mistook me for this Gin-chan. But no matter who this person is, I must find out where I am now first.
He faked a cough and told her, "I'm having flu."
"Oh, okay." The girl suspected nothing.
Kakashi realized he was late for Naruto and Sakura's training session, late enough to break his own record. He has to get out of there somehow.
"Um, I'm going out to buy some medicine. Bye."
Before he could step out from the house, the mysterious girl grabbed his wrist and pulled him back to the sofa effortlessly with strength that surprised him.
"Silly, you're sick. You should rest at home. I'll buy it for you aru."
"… Okay." That works too.
After the girl left, Kakashi found himself alone in the house with the dog. The white dog was staring at him and wagging its tail, as if it wanted to play with him. Now he only needed to distract the dog. He looked around, eyes searching for a stick or something that he could play fetch with the dog.
"Okay, boy, fetch!"
Kakashi threw a candle stick as far away as he could.
"Woof!" Sadaharu responded earnestly.
Well, that didn't work out the way the copy nin wanted because instead of fetching the candle stick, Sadaharu decided that it preferred to fetch him.
"Stupid dog! #$%~#*X!"
Sakura was so, so extremely pissed with her sensei.
First, he never showed up for their training. Although he was always terribly late, he always showed up. If he couldn't make it, he would at least have the courtesy to inform them first. This was the first time he stood them up.
Second, he exposed his face to the entire village without coming to her first. Even Naruto got to see it first!
Third, when she confronted him, he had the nerve to pick his nose in front of her and act like he didn't care!
She swore that she would punched him so hard that he could never hope to crawl out from the deepest hell hole that she sent him to. And that was exactly what she did before she stormed off.
"Help… somebody h-help me…" Gintoki called out weakly.
Naruto crouched besides the bloody pulp on the floor that barely resembled a man and sighed.
"Nah, it's not that I don't want to help you, sensei. It's just that you kind of deserve it. And you know Sakura, if I got in her way, she would destroy me too."
It was time like this that Gintoki wished he had appreciated Kagura and Shinpachi more. All he wanted at that moment was to get home and be their Gin-san.
Speaking of which, he really needed to find that time machine to get back to his world.
It took every ounce of Kakashi's self control not to chidori his way out from Sadaharu's jaw, although it was almost too tempting to do so.
When he finally got his head out and glared at the dog with his single visible eye, the dog lowered its head and yelped as if it was apologetic for its mischief. Kakashi almost forgave him. Almost.
The copy nin lulled the dog to sleep with his Sharingan.
Just when he was about to slip out from the house, someone opened the door and entered into the house. Kakashi cursed his luck.
"Gin-san, are you there?"
A boy who wore spectacles walked into the living room.
"Hm, looks like nobody is home." The boy sighed. A moment later, the red haired girl he met earlier came back. Kakashi silently cursed the entire universe.
"Hey, Kagura-chan. Do you know where is Gin-san?"
"Huh? Gin-chan was sick this morning so I told him to stay at home while I went out to buy some medicine for him aru."
"Well, he is not in the house. He probably went out to his favourite dessert shop or something."
These people seemed to genuinely care for this Gin guy and it made Kakashi felt a little guilty for impersonating him. Maybe he should just tell them the truth (he was not the person they thought he was), apologize and get out of there.
"Ehem."
"Gin-san, there you are. We've been looking for you."
"Listen, there is something I want to tell both of you. I'm not your Gin-san. I'm someone else and I'm sorry for causing the misunderstanding."
Shinpachi and Kagura blinked in disbelief and exchanged a dreadful look with each other before shouting in union, "No, this is NOT happening AGAIN!"
This time, the copy nin became puzzled. "What's happenning again?"
"You! Your amnesia is back! Wait, you mean you don't even remember you had amnesia before?"
The four eyed boy became hysterical.
Oh, this is bad alright. They still think that I'm that man and they even think that I'm having amnesia. How did this happen to me?
"No, you got it all wrong. I'm NOT Gin. I'm Kakashi. I don't even know both of you or where am I right now." Kakashi tried his best to explain but he realized soon after that he only made things worse.
"Oh, God. You even think you're someone else?"
The red haired girl looked as if she was on the brink to cry.
"Shinpachi, what should we do? Is Gin-chan being possessed by a ghost or something?"
"Quick, tie him down!" The boy yelled.
Kakashi really didn't want to hurt anyone but it seemed like he had no other choice but to fight. The boy was easy to fend off but it was the girl who was the problem. Her monstrous strength reminded him very much of Sakura.
As if things weren't bad enough, another person walked into the house – this time, a brunette dressed in pink yukata.
"Sis, help us tie Gin-san down! He has lost his mind!"
From there, it all went downhill.
TBC
A/N: This fic sets after Gintoki lost his memory episode, so unless you've watched it, it'll make little sense to you.
I'm trying to alternate my writing between Gintoki being in Kakashi's world and vice versa. Gintoki knew about Naruto and Sakura because he read about them in "Jump" while Kakashi has absolute no idea about Gintoki's world. So Kakashi doesn't even know Gintoki's full name because everyone else kept calling him "Gin-san". And in case you're wondering why no one commented on Kakashi's hair, it's because his hair was wetted by Sadaharu's saliva.
Please let me know if anything doesn't make sense to you. Thank you for reading.
