MysticUber
A secret, a wedding, and friends
Disclaimer:
Mysty: We'll just leave it as I'll own Naruto when pigs fly.
S.G. : Woah, how did you do that?
Mysty: Do what?
S.G. : That! (Points at flying pig)
Mysty: Woah...
S.G. : Now I've seen everything...
Recap: Last we left off, the gang was all playing poker at Naruto and Hinata's engagement party. Sasuke doesn't want Naruto to marry Hinata. Shino seems to be bothered by their engagement. Ino and Gaara are happily married with a daughter name Naara and Neji and Tenten are also married with a daughter named Rose. After all, Ino's best friend's name is after a flower blossom you know ;)
CHAPTER II-Karaoke Chaos
Shikamaru has won the pot. He is so excited. "Ino my question is for you. Gaara, please don't kill me. I just have to know. Who did you like best, Chouji or me?"
Ino, rises up very quickly and responds. "I love you both. You are my partners, my team."
Chouji is laughing in a corner with his bag of chips. "Ha! She liked me better."
Next game continues on when Sakura gets up and walks outside for some air. Akamaru is outside running around. She grabs him and starts telling him, "This is boring. I don't know how to play poker. What am I gonna do?"
Neji walks up behind her. "Sakura are you feeling alright?"
Sakura is startled and asks him why he's there. Neji responds. "Sakura, I'm concerned about you."
" Please Neji, no one can find out. Please go back inside before we're seen and people start to suspect."
"Ok, ok. But Sakura, remember, I wouldn't tell. I am here for you."
"Go, please."
Neji walks away. A minute later Kakashi walks over.
"Sakura, why are you doing this? Tell them the truth."
"No, Kakashi, it will kill Lee. I can't hurt Lee. He is my life. He will be happy. I will make him happy."
"Sakura, you are lying to yourself, and you are not only hurting Sasuke. Naruto knows Sasuke and Lee cannot have children. He is slow, but he will realize. Then what will you do?"
"Naruto will never tell."
"Sakura, whose baby is it?"
"Kakashi, it is Lee's and mine!"
"Sasuke walks over. You and Lee having a baby?"
Sakura is pale. She thinks she might be caught but, nope, she is safe. He only heard the last part.
"Kakashi, can you leave me and Sasuke alone to talk?"
"Sakura, do the right thing. That is all I will say." With that, he walked away.
"Sasuke," Sakura started. "Sit with me. Let's talk."
"Ok." he said as he sat down next to her and Akamaru.
Kiba walked out and called to his pet. "Sorry if he was burdening you. They say I am cheating when he is at the table, so I left him out here to exercise. Well, I'm off."
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"Kakashi, does Sakura know that I know?"
" Tsunade stop sneaking up on me, I thought you were playing cards."
" Yes, I was." she replied. "Was!"
"Ok, what now? She doesn't know that everyone knows her secret except for Sasuke, Hinata, Tenten, and Lee. Everyone else either knows or suspects."
"Kakashi, tell Sasuke. You owe it to Obito to save his brother!"
Sakura leans her head on Sasuke and Lee walks over. "So, my wife is sneaking around."
"No." Sasuke practically yelled as he rose up quickly. "We were just talking about old times when we were younger and part of the team."
"It's ok, I was kidding. I, Rock Lee, know that Sakura's love is eternal."
Sakura started to cry. "I'm sorry, Lee."
Lee laughs. "I was kidding. I trust you. Sakura just cried more and louder.
"Guy-sensei, what are you doing here?"
"Lee, I am here for Naruto. He invited me."
" Oh yes, yes, I understand."
"Why are you crying, Sakura?"
"Oh nothing. We're having a baby."
Lee faints
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Everyone is just waiting for Lee to wake up. Guy is yelling at him. "Lee! Lee, wake up!"
When he comes to, he realizes everyone is looking at him. "Sakura, where are you?"
Sakura responds. "I'm here, and yes, I'm with a child, your child!"
Guy looks at Sakura and walks away. He grabs Naruto on his way to the back room.
" Naruto, what the hell is going on?"
Naruto looks confuzzled. "I don't know. Sakura said she is having a baby."
"But, Naruto, do you remember what your special talent is?"
Naruto blushes and Guy smacks him. "Not that one! Remember Tsunade?"
Naruto stands up. "Yes, I know. But Sakura is an honest girl. If she tells me she is having a baby..."
"Wait a minute. Sasuke and Lee right?"
Guy now smiles as finally, Naruto remembers. "How can this be?"
"Leave it to me. I will find out."
"There are several men that could do this for Sakura."
"Lee and Sasuke, scratch them. They can't. Someone should tell Sasuke."
" I will do it, sensei."
"Ok, take care of Sasuke I will find Kaka-"
"I'm here! Finally, you guys need me! Why was I not invited?"
Naruto speaks up. "I'll respond to this Guy. Please investigate and see what we can discover.
Kakashi, we were mad at you. You never sent your RSVP. So we didn't think you were gonna come."
"Wha? That's it? You're kidding! I never got the invitation!"
"We put it in your favorite book!" Naruto shot back at him.
"Oh no, Jiraiya borrowed it because he wanted to do a new book and couldn't find his copy. That thief kept the invite!"
"Yes I did and the party is great."
" But, Jiraiya, you were invited too."
"Yes, I know, but I enjoy teasing Kakashi. He is really sensitive." Oh no, Kakashi is fuming right now. Really super pissy.
Hinata walks outside and asks if Naruto can come in because dinner is about to be served.
Everyone enters the dining area where the table is set and name cards are at every placement.
"Please, everyone take your seats and let's enjoy this feast. After dinner there will be cake and then dancing and karaoke. Naruto and I will perform 'I got you babe' an old Cher song. Yes, were mushy!"
Everyone walked over to the table to find their seats.
"The placements are pretty weird..." said a loud happy voice.
"Jiraiya-sensei, I did that special as a gift to you." said Naruto.
"Is that a joke? I don't want to sit next to them." Tsunade and Kabuto (who is still in drag) are on opposite sides of him.
"Sensei, I think you can keep an eye on them better and thought you'd be more comfortable!"
Jiraya mumbles under his breath. "I'd rather sit next to Guy and Kakashi than these two..."
"What's with sitting me next to Guy?"
"Well," Naruto started to answer. "I thought you guys were best buds, and like the same foods. Plus you are the two presidents to the Lonely Hearts club, everyone else has someone they requested to be seated next to."
At the head of the table sat Hinata, Naruto, and Naara. Naruto had a special chair for his 2 favorite girls.
"Everyone, let's eat!"
Hinata looks over at Naruto and notices he is not eating. She whispers, "What's wrong?"
Naruto responded, "Ah, nothing. Not very hungry. I hate to do this but I really need to talk to Sasuke."
Guy walks over and puts his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Its ok. It can wait."
"Right then," Lee stands up and announces, "Sakura and I are having a baby!"
Gaara immediately stands up, very out of character-like, and tells Lee, "Please let it be a boy!"
Lee looks over and laughs. "Ok. Man, don't scare me like that!"
Sakura begins to get a little nervous as everyone is looking at her. Neji stands and tries to take the heat off Sakura. "Lets make a toast to my favorite cousin Hinata and Naruto, and my best friend Lee and Sakura on their very happy news."
Ino stands up and looks over at Sakura. "You just had to do it! Why?"
Sakura is very nervous. Does she know? Inner sakura starts up. (Why did I open my big mouth, why here, why now, shut up Ino)
Then Ino continues. "You're always,"
Gaara steps in. "stealing the spotlight! It is Naruto and Hinata's day. Everyone, sit down and eat or else."
Sasuke looks over and decides, Ok, this is gonna get serious. Let's eat before that changes...
Hinata in her low voice asks if anyone wants dessert. "It is a special family recipe. Saki cake!" (Haha, rum cake...)
Tsunade randomly yells, "YAY! I knew you wouldn't let me down!"
Jiraiya is happy too, as a drunk Tsunade means he might actually get to steal a kiss. SMACK is all the crowd heard.
"Hey what was that for?"
Tsunade tells him, "That's for thinking out loud! Leave me out of your nasty fantasies you perv!"
"OK, OK, let's relax in the ball room. Time for unwinding."
"I'm sleepy, Naruto..." Naruto looks over and notices Naara leaning on him. "Can I lay down?" Naruto looks and just tells her ok. "Lay in the backroom, I will check on you in a few minutes. I want to start the Karaoke."
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Ok, after the first minute of Naruto being so loud and Hinata's whispers, Lee decides it was his turn to sing. He wants to dedicate this song to his beautiful wife. He starts to sing…………………
I'm with you, by Avril Lavigne.
Sakura suddenly starts to cry again. And runs out of the room. Naruto tells everyone that he will go after her, and that he needs some time to calm her down.
Shino is pissed as again. He feels that Naruto chooses Sakura over Hinata. Hinata insists it's not like that. "They are friends."
Shino tells Hinata that there is something important he needs to tell her.
Hinata tells him to stop. She does not want to know. She tries to walk away, but he grabs her and pulls her in to kiss her.
At that moment Gaara grabs Shino by the neck and all these bugs and sand starts to spill.
Hinata screams for everyone to stop and Temari begs Gaara to let him go. Gaara tells Temari that he is sorry, but her boyfriend does not care about her. "He appears to only want Hinata."
"Gaara, stop it! Shino would not cheat on me." Gaara just stays quiet and walks to Ino. "
Ino, we need to leave or I will kill him tonight."
"We are not leaving, let me talk to Temari. She needs to know."
"Wait Ino, don't. I don't want my sister hurt. Lets just enjoy the rest of these ninjas making fools of themselves."
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Outside sitting by the river is Sakura crying. Naruto walks over. "Sakura, why are you crying?"
Sakura looks at Naruto and tells him, "I can't lie to you. You have been my friend, even when I treated you badly. I'm pregnant. I love Lee very much and I want to be happy..." but Naruto cuts her off.
"We all know Lee cannot have children and neither can Sasuke. Sakura why are you lying to them both?"
"Naruto, who told you?"
"Look, Sakura, I have special abilities that no one knows of. It's why Tsunade keeps me close. What are you hiding? Who is the father?"
Neji is hiding in the bushes and walks over to them. "Please, Naruto, don't tell. It will hurt Lee."
Naruto looks at him and his chakra starts to get so powerful you can hear roaring all through the river up the path to the house.
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Hinata screams for Jiraiya and Tsunade. "Please something is wrong with Naruto. Hurry by the river. I see something happening."
As they all arrive, Neji is on the floor with Naruto pounding him.
"What are you doing, Naruto?"
Hinata is now screaming. "Please, stop!"
Then a small little girl runs into the scene and cries out, "Please let go of my daddy!"
Naruto sees the little girl and lets go. "Rose, I'm sorry you had to see this. I'm sorry, everyone. The party is over. Thank you all for coming. Sasuke, meet me at the house we need to talk.
Again, I am very sorry. To make it up to everyone, there are party favors when you head out in the big box. Grab one as you leave and there will be a rehearsal dinner next week."
As Naruto is speaking, Tenten is tending to Neji. "What happened? Why didn't you fight back? What is going on?"
Sakura tries to leave before anyone realizes she was at the center of all this.
Lee notices and grabs his wife. "Explain what is going on. Why is Neji and Naruto fighting out here and why you are the only other person here?"
Hinata walks over to them and invites them back to the house so Sakura can freshen up and they can talk in private.
Back at the house, Naruto and Sasuke are sitting in the backroom and Naruto is trying to find the words to tell Sasuke this huge secret he knows.
Hinata is also trying to talk to Sakura because she knows there is more to this than anyone is saying.
Jiraiya and Tsunade have decided they will spend the night. "NOT TOGETHER!" exclaimed Tsunade.
Neji is also in the house now with Tenten and Rose.
Gaara and Ino have decided it's best to come back tomorrow and just let Naara spend the night.
Everyone else is on his or her way home.
That's it for now!
Next time:
Sakura and Lee will discuss the fight she witnessed. Will she tell him the truth?
Neji decides he wants to be honest with his wife.
Sasuke and Naruto-Will Naruto get to tell him he can never have kids?
S.G. : That was a mean cliffy...
Mysty: Yeah...
S.G. : Are you okay?
Mysty: No...
S.G. : Flying pig?
Mysty: (Nods sadly)
S.G. Yeah, I know...
Mysty: To think, I almost owned Naruto...
S.G. : Yeah. Too bad it was mechanical...
(Both nod sadly, saying, "Sad...")
S.G. : Hey, at least you own this story. You can still get some nice reviews.
Mysty: True...
S.G. and Mysty: Until next time guys, Review Please!
