Summary: We always here stories were Naruto is the clueless little adorable blonde that everyone is (basically) lusting over. Well, now the roles are reversed. Sort of.

Mkay, Chappie TWO! Because all of you lovelie people asked for it n.n You have no idea how good this made me feel! Reviews (and reading for that matter) are much appreciated. It's only the click of a button. I'll try to update K&C soon, kays?


So here I am, covered in pie and various other garbage, sitting outside the Uchiha Apartment with Sasuke-teme and various other friends.

Well, not really with them exactly.

I would be laughing right now if I wasn't afraid that I would shit myself. Sasuke is giving me a glare that is scaring the bejeezus out of me. And he's not even here.

Bejeezus. It's a word. Google it.

But MAN! This whole mess is worth the trouble that insued.

Kiba decided that he wanted a party. So we made a party! At Sasuke-Teme's! Only he didn't know...

Until later.

Sasuke-Teme was off visiting his brother for the day (I don't even know why, actually. It's not like they say anything).

Look, if your still wondering about that whole Sasuke's my Uke comment, that was weeks ago. Get with the program. He's forgotten about it already. I don't know why you are still obsessing over it. It's not like this is some kind of Sasuke/Naruto story that it being posted on a site where thousands of rabid fan girls can watch it at there leisure.

SHEESH!

I mean seriously, Sasuke-Bastard just brushed it off and forgot about it. But I won't lie, was one of the best things I've ever done. I'm STILL laughing about it!

By myself.

Where Sasuke can't see me.

And I'm safe.

Anyway, back to this party that Sasuke didn't know about.

Call it an early suprise birthday party

About six months early, but really, who's keeping track?

We were just getting to the good part when Sasuke got home.

Oh.

My.

Bloody.

God.

Did he ever look pissed. I had half the mind to ask him if he was pissed because he wasn't invited.

It is his house you know.

But I didn't.

Instead, I walked up to him, slapped him in the back (getting a glare from the bastard) and pushed him towards the center of people.

Quite literally.

I didn't know people could move that fast to get away.

"Happy... early birthday!" I struggled out. Look, I was under pressure. What would you have done?

Riiigghttt. Like THAT would of worked.

"Naruto," he said to me, under his breathe. I could almost hear his teeth clenching.

"Yes?" I ask him, flashing him a grin that would put Miss Universe to shame.

"My birthday isn't for another six months."

"I know."

"Then what are you doing here, if I may ask?"

"Well, we are here to congradulate you... right guys?" I asked, looking around at the group around us.

They all gave there enthusiatic responses.

"Sure..."

"Uh huh."

"F-CK YA! OW! SHIKAMARU! WOULD YOU STOP THAT" (Five guesses who that is and the first four are already given)

"On what, exactly?"

"On... On... You being my Uke!"

Oh.

My.

Lord.

Chamberlin's.

Men. (1)

.:POV CHANGE:.

Sasuke glared at Naruto like man who just had his zoodles(2) crushed by some kind of kunai that Ninja's used. His uke? Didn't Naruto know that Sasuke HATED parties? What kind of Uke was Sasuke supposed ot make if Naruto didn't know anything?

"That's all?" Sasuke asked, teeth still clenched. Or at least that was what he had wanted to say, had not the group of peoples reactions stopped him.

"No way! Sasuke! Uke?! How did you do it Naruto?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SASUKE! YOU CAN'T!"

"F-CK YES! OW! I WAS RIGHT! OW! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS SHIKAMARU!"

Sasuke raised both eyebrows at the sight before him. More and more people were clambering towards Naruto, some clapping him on the back, others glaring at him. Still yet, a few of them were even glaring at Sasuke.

Naruto, however? Naruto was so red in the face that he looked like he was going to explode. What in Chamberlin's Men was going on here?

"What are you all going on about? So what if I'm Naruto's Uke? Aren't all of you his Uke as well?"

"Sasuke, dude, what are you talking about? Naruto hasn't been sleeping with all of us!"

Cue twitching and sudden throbbing headache.

Cue Naruto finally laughing uncontrollably, falling on his ass, trying to wipe tears from his eyes.

"What?" A rather dangerous whisper.

"Well, you're Uke. So when you and Naruto... ya know... Naruto is on top, which is weird, because we always saw you as Seme and Naruto as Uke."

"Hey!"

.:POV CHANGE:.

Ya, you better be sorry. I mean seriously! Me, UKE! But man, the look on his face was so worth it.

Even hiding in this garbage can is worth the trouble.

But seriously...

If I ever find out who gave him those Ninja Weapons for Christmas, I'm gonna skewer them.

Sasuke Uchiha is an exteremly scary man when he's angry. Those weapons only make me want to crap my pants more.

And now I have to pee.

Stupid Caffeine.

This is all your fault.

Look, I'm probably going to be here for a while, and there really isn't enough room for all of us...

So I'm going to ask you to leave.

It's nothing personal really... It's just that, there is only room enough for me and my Yaoi manga in here!

What, a man can't carry his manga in his pocket just in case?

This is new, ya know.

And just when I think the night can't get any worse...

"NO WAY! HE CAN'T BE UKE!"

"Found you."

Shit 'n stix.


(1) OMLCM! I actually say this.

(2) Thank Fastforward for that one n.n

FIN!

LMAO hope you liked that n.n I had fun writing this chappie! Twas rather interesting. Lmao, I'll end up changing it a little eventually, if only just to fix the mistakes and clear anything up. -nods- Reviews (and reading for that matter) are much appreciated! Also, if you want to know about the Skirt Incident, read The Skirt Incident n.n Newest oneshot -nods-