Sammy turned to face Edward and Jasper his pupils were huge.
"Twinkle twinkle little star my daddy drives a rusty car, when you pull the leaver fish come out" Sammy sang as Jasper bursed out laughing.
"Hey, my car's not rusty" Edward cried.
"Edward can we play mud monsters?" Jasper asked putting on a "cute" voice.
"Fine, but you've gotta calm him down" Edward sighed
"Yay" jasper and Sammy ran into the garden where there was a mud pit.
When Edward ran outside he was horrified to find his son naked and covered in mud, with a terrified Jasper, also covered in mud.
"What happened?" Edward demanded.
"Well, we ran outside and he striped..."
"CHOCOMONKEY!" Sammy yelled and ran off.
Edward and jasper ran after him.
"He's fast for a 3 year old" Jasper said.
"Too fast" Edward muttered. Just then Sammy tripped and fell over, Edward grabbed him.
"Ok now it wasn't very clever to drink all that pop was it..."
BURP.
Edward dropped Sammy, and Sammy ran off.
"Haha he burped in your face, I'm so telling Emmet" Jasper chanted.
"Jasper"
"Yeah?"
"CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THE BOY BACK BEFORE OUR LOVLY WIVES COME BACK AND KILL US!" Edward yelled.
"Ok" jasper said in a small voice.
"Good boy" Edward said, both boys turned sharply at the sound of a scream. They ran towards the sound to find Sammy in the kitchen doing a war dance around the kitchen table.
Jasper and Edward both burst out laughing.
"Daddy we're out of pop!" Sammy cried.
"Yes well, I think you've had enough"
"But you can't ever have enough"
"Well you have" Jasper said and picked him up.
"Uh oh" Sammy said. Edward started laughing.
"What!" Jasper said and looked at Sammy.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DUDE YOUR SON PEED ON ME!" Jasper yelled at Edward.
"Sorry Mr uncle Jasper Sir" Sammy cried.
"Bath time" Edward announced and took Sammy from jasper.
When they got upstairs Edward left Sammy in the bathroom the get him some cloths.
When Edward got back the door was locked.
"Samuel, open the door please" Edward instructed. Sammy laughed and then a splash was herd.
"Ooops"
