"First, let's work on that attitude of yours, okay?" Dino said, prepared to act as Hibari's trainer in a manner different from usual.

"What attitude?" Hibari growled while whipping out a tonfa. "Are you saying there's a flaw in my personality?"

Dino shivered frightfully as the weapon hovered an inch away from his eye. "Only some minor ones." He stuttered.

"Like?" Asked Hibari.

"Like this whole delinquent thing. It's not terribly cute."

"I'm a man. Since when was I meant to be 'cute' anyways?"

Dino took a moment to think and then pulled out paper and pen. On it he doodled a quick image of Hibari and Yamamoto. He showed it to his student.

"This is you." He said. "and this is Yamamoto. See, Yamamoto is taller and he's into sports. Girls like him a lot too. He's kind of your typical man." He pointed the pen at the drawing of Hibari. "You, however, are a bit tinier and while your personality is dominant, your stature is not. Plus you secretly have a hint of girliness to you in the sense that you are subject to your feelings. You act out on your anger, frustration, irritation, annoyance… most of your feelings are of that kind. You also sleep when you feel even a small trace of fatigue and you are completely controlled by love."

Hibari's eyes narrowed. "What are you getting at? Hurry up and explain yourself if you don't want to die."

'What a perfect example of what I was just saying…' Dino thought before continuing his speech. "In reference to these things, Yamamoto would be the seme or tachi and in this case you would be the uke or neko. Therefore, Yamamoto's attractive point would be his coolness and yours would be your cuteness."

Relentlessly, Hibari smashed his tonfa into Dino's stomach. "None of that made any sense. What the hell are those things?" The Disciplinary Committee leader said.

"You hit me because you don't understand?" Dino screamed.

"I told you to explain and an explanation should make things clearer to me not confuse me."

"Well sorry!" Dino then drew a cat tail, ears, and collar onto the doodle of Hibari and then a leash on the collar with the other end in Yamamoto's hand. "Does that make it clearer?"

Another hit to the stomach.

"I'm no one's pet." Hibari hissed.

Dino clutched onto his tummy while a tear crept out the corner of his eye. "S… Sorry."

After Dino got over his pain he tried to think of other ways to make Hibari understand seme and uke.

"Ah!" The blond man said suddenly as though a light bulb had just popped up above his head. "It's like this," he began. "Semeru means to attack while umeru means to receive right. So if you apply that to bedroom situation, Yamamoto would be the guy attacking, right?"

Hibari's hand flew across Dino's cheek. "He wouldn't dare try to strike me. That guy is well aware of our differences in power."

Dino sighed. "Ow." He rubbed his cheek and shook his head while saying, "That's not quite what I meant."

"What I think this idiot is trying to say," A high-pitched voice called out from behind Dino. "is that if the two of you were to make love, the cool Yamamoto would want to see the adorable Hibari crying out underneath him."

Dino froze and his face flushed.

Reborn then stepped out from behind the embarrassed man and waved to Hibari. "Ciaossu." The Italian infant said wearing his usual mocking smile.

"Oh." Hibari said. "It's the baby. How are you doing today?"

"I was bored until I came upon this discussion. Fallen for the tough Yamamoto, I see?"

"I guess you could say that."

"Why would you get this worthless guy to help you? He loses at least twelve women each month."

"Really? That many?"

"Yes. They always end up telling him that he needs to be more of a man."

Dino had rivers of tears running down his face. "Please don't exaggerate things, Reborn. It's never been even ten girls in one month."

Reborn then twisted Dino's arm backwards. "Are you trying to say I can't count?"

Dino shrieked, "No, I never suggested anything like that…!"

Reborn let go and grinned a bit wider. "You didn't?" He asked. He ruthlessly jump kicked Dino in the gut, making him crash into the roof door. "I'm sure you did." He said during his smooth landing back onto the floor.

"Wao." Hibari said as he clapped lightly.

"I should be helping you from here on out." Reborn told Hibari.

"Okay."

"First things first, we must reduce the amount of clothing you wear when in Yamamoto's presence."

"How will that help?"

Dino crawled over to the two, leaving a trail of blood behind him. "Stop, Reborn." He looked into his former trainer's eyes for a few seconds before Reborn huffed and turned away on his heel.

"I understand." The powerful baby said. "I'll be off then. Ciaossu." Then in a flash, Reborn was gone.

"Hey," Hibari said. He poked Dino with a tonfa. "When you feel up to it. You have to start helping me again, but for now, I'll let you wallow in your pain. Know that I could force you to continue guiding me, but I'm doing you a favor."

Dino twitched from the insane ache spreading through him. "Thanks…" He moaned before laying his head down to rest. For some reason, he almost sort of liked Hibari's sick idea of kindness.