"I am such an idiot" Dave cursed himself in his head, he had completely flipped out at Karkat, now he had no clue where the little troll ran off to. It was annoying how uncool he was being, scouring around the halls to find this guy, worried he had actually hurt him.

He stumbled, nearly tripping along the process and yelling out a curse before looking down and seeing Karkat slumped over against the wall.

"Hey, you ok?" he asked, kneeling down beside him. He put a hand on his neck to make

sure he was actually like, breathing, before figuring he had just passed out or something. Dave sighed and then leaned over and picked him up, blinking at how light he was. "God i think he might be smaller than Egbert" he was stunned by this realization. He felt Karkat shift in his dormancy, curling up towards him in an adorable way, he sighed and continued onward towards his room, avoiding Karkat's on purpose because he knew the Juggalo roamed those parts frequently.

Deciding the pile of shitty swords was a bad place to lay him, he put him down gently on his bed, feeling a chill from the sudden absence of heat.

He wondered if he should go get Kayana or someone who actually understand trolls, not to mention her Karkat senses were probably tingling right now. But he didn't want to leave him alone. He stared down at the sleeping troll again, suddenly wanting to have him back.

He had wanted to just bug him, make him angry and yell at him again, he'd never admit it to anyone but it was one of the few things that made the meteor tolerable. Being able to piss off Karkat. But when things started getting too heated, all he could think about was John. He felt like he was replacing him, pushing the place of his best friend onto that of the boy he had a weird kind of romantic rivalry with. He didn't want to lose him as a friend, but he wanted him romantically as well. It was just a losing streak that kept on losing.

He sat down on the bed beside him, feeling like a creeper as he stared down, he put a hand down on his the trolls head, flinching slightly as he touched his horns. Then he remembered how hopelessly turned on he got last time.

Smirking he began rubbing the little nubs, feeling Karkat's breath quicken, his face flushing a bit. He kept rubbing, noticing a pitch in the sleeping trolls pants.

Karkat blinked his eyes half open, his head hurt but not nearly as much as usual. The second thing he noticed was that he was extremely horny. Feeling like he was in a little cloud, he started purring.

"Holy shit" he heard someone laugh. He felt his entire existence just blink into nothingness right there. Turning his head up sharply he saw Strider leaning against the wall and sitting on the bed, he also noticed that he was laying on the bed now too.

"What the fuck Strider" Karkat growled, leaning up but finding it hard to move.

"You passed out in the hallway, I totally just saved you from clown kidnaption"

"Kidnaption isnt even a fucking word dumbass, and you should fucking know that I am a hell of a lot safer with a murdered than you"

"That hurts Karkat, even after I went out of my way to apologize"

Karkat blushed and averted his gaze, the whole incident coming back to him.

"I'm sorry too i guess" he muttered, "I'm just- nevermind"

"No, tell me"

"Your going to think I'm weird"

"That ship has long since sailed"

"I, I'm in" he looked at at Dave, his cute big black eyes almost making his heart freeze up, "Heat"

"Wait, like what cats get?"

"You did not just fucking compare me to your shitty earth cats"

"Whatever, are you ok now though?"

Karkat bit his lip, trying to judge all his options, was it worth it? Of course not, but thats where the lack of good judgement came in.

"N-no, I'm really not"

"Do you need something?"

"Your going to run away again if I ask you" It took Dave a minute to put the peices together.

"Oh your just horny" Karkat slammed his face into the sheets beneath him, trying to die.

"It's a troll thing, it really hurts and is frustrating and I can't even do anything about it"

"Dude, you know you can just jack off right? I can practically guarantee you everyone does it, well maybe not John but hes a turnip."

"You think I haven't tried shit-for-brains? Some trolls just fucking can't ok, happy? You can now forever relish in the fact that Karkat Vantas, is completely fucking incapable of

the disgusting hand to respected nook fucking reproductive organ contact."

"Geez I see why your always grumpy all the time"

"You know what Strider? Fuck you! You can just go deepthroat a chainsaw, bend over

backwards, and fuck yourself with it you!-"

"Do you want me to help?" Dave interrupted his fantasies about chainsaw sex, leaving Karkat blinking in surprise.

"I thought you-"

"Well I don't, and if it will calm you down for at least a minute then I will dress up like a horse for gods sake"

"I, uh, I'm just, its just" he began muttering like an idiot, finding it hard to talk through the embarrassment.

"Let's just start with this" Dave whispered before pressing his mouth against Karkat's, catching him by surprise. Karkat began to moan, letting the adrenaline rush through his veins as he worked his mouth against Dave's, rolling his tongue over his lower lip. Their tongues met instantly, wrestling over dominance, some rivalry flaring up again.

Dave's hands began running over the trolls, running right over the waistband of his pants, earning a muffled hiss from Karkat. Dave smirked through the kiss, winning the small battle and exploring Karkat's mouth, working viciously against him, a thread of saliva rolling down his their chins.

Dave pulled Karkat up close to him in a swift motion, breaking the kiss suddenly and enjoying the view of Karkat's eyes closed and mouth open as if begging.

Dave stood on his knees, scooting back a little, having Karkat stay on all fours. He was about to ask what was happening when Dave started fumbling with his fly, undoing it. He tugged out his half erection, smiling wickedly down at Karkat.

"I am only doing this once" he growled.

"I dunno, try it and you might reconsider" he tugged off his shirt and folded up his shades, setting them down safety on the bedside table. Karkat was mesmerized by his eyes for a

minute before he was caught staring.

Taking a nervous breath he closed his eyes and gave it a little lick, making Dave shutter. Deciding it wasn't that bad he kept going, this time with longer licks from the base to the shaft, feeling his own erection twitch with excitement, sending him into another delirious frenzy of hormones.

Karkat started moaning as he licked, putting on a big show, that had Dave on the edge of his seat, mouth slightly ajar with anticipation. Dave rolled his head back and put a hand on the trolls head.

"You like doing this don't you?" Karkat flattened his tongue in response, letting Dave's member slide down his throat easier, saliva dripping off as he eagerly tried to take more of it in, loving the hisses and curses Dave let out.

Dave was getting so close, using all his willpower he took Karkat by the shoulders and pulled him off his dick.

"Get on your back" he instructed. Karkat's breath hitched as he laid down, Dave constantly parallel to him. With some jumbling around he tugged off Karkat's pants and boxers. Karkat looked flushed but maintained eye contact as Dave started hovering over towards him, taking his erection in hand and running it up to the head.

Karkat let out a loud whine. Dave began to worry about the noise, not like he was bothered with people hearing, just certain blind chicks could pose a problem...

"Hang on" Dave sighed, getting up and turning on some loud music before going back.

"Ugh, are we going to do this or not?" Karkat groaned, even though he was shivering with anticipation and nervousness.

"Somebodys eager" Dave smirked, hopping back on the bed and separating Karkat's legs. He immediately looked away but Dave reached a hand out and made him lock eyes.

"Suck" he mouthed, sticking some fingers in his mouth. Karkat closed his eyes and ran his tongue over them, wetting them more than necessary. All the while Dave began to gently grind against him, loving how his body just submit to him, wanting it so bad.

"Nnnn- Strider please" he groaned as Dave circled his entrance with his wet fingers. All the heat and sexual tension he'd been feeling the past couple of days were at an all time peak. He didn't care how pathetic he looked, he just wanted Dave everywhere around and in him. Suddenly Dave stopped right at the entrance, making Karkat open his eyes only to have Dave speak first.

"Beg for it"