List of oneshots part 3

chapter 2

We learn a little bit more on the special nanites in Rex's body

Series: Generator Rex

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-Providence, one week after the final battle-

"Easy with that cage." spoke Holiday to some men moving a cage down the hall.

"Why? It's empty."

"Yes, but the military is willing to take these cages off our hand for some money with the least amount of damage."

"What about the claw marks?"

Holiday looked at him. "It's fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, now hurry. The military needs that by noon."

"Yes ma'am!"

She shook her head as the camera zoomed into Rex's room and we see him sleeping on his bed.

"Zzzzz."

(In his mind)

Rex looked around while floating over several burgers and tacos in space. He reached out to grab some and bit into them with a smile. "Ok, this is fun."

As he looked around, he noticed a large donut shop in the distance and heard his stomach growl. "I wonder if there are any frosted donuts?" he put the taco and burger away which floated away before floating towards the store.

(At the store)

Ding dong.

Rex looked around and saw it was a normal shop, except for the donuts overflowing the shelves and looked freshly baked. "Wow."

In the counter we find a small orb of purple checking the register.

"What the…."

"Hello." It said while closing the register. "And welcome to the subconscious."

"Um, hey." he greeted walking over and took a seat. "Usually I don't dream up random orbs, but it's my head, what are you gonna do?"

"Give you donuts and advice." It said while a donut floated near it. "Sugar or frosted?"

"Surprise me."

The orb nodded before a large donut with rabbit ears appeared. "One Rabbit EVO donut with extra hot sauce. Here you go Rex."

"Roar!" It cried out while some hot sauce came out of it.

"Woah! Might wanna cut back on that." he replied with his hands up. "And take out the rabbit part, I'm done with that pain in the ass."

"I know." It said as the donut vanished. "After all, you DID use our abilities to lock the nanite programming and make them inert."

"Yeah I'd...wait what?"

"So want some Breach donuts?" It asked while showing a donut with a naked Breach on it.

Rex blushed and shook his head. "Um, maybe later."

"Ok one for the porn box it is." The purple orb said while putting it in a box. "So want a Holiday MILF donut instead?"

"Um...what does it have?"

"You don't want to know." It said while a blue orb floated by.

"Yawn, is it closing time? I'm tired."

"No and Rex is here."

The orb looked at Rex before saying. "Meh, he doesn't look like him. Too short."

'What's with these things?' Rex thought as an white orb floated in.

"HEY! THE TOILET IS CLOGGED WITH NOFACES! WHAT SHOULD WE DO BOSS?!" It yelled in a girly voice.

"Just go get the plunger." The purple one said as a large plunger with Kleiss's arm on it.

"OK BOSS!" The white orb yelled before floating away and yelled. "COME AT ME YOU FUCKS! BURP!"

Rex looked really stupefied while feeling like his dream was going downhill fast.

"So can I sleep now?" Asked the blue orb.

"No." The purple orb said. "You still have to clean the memory box."

"It's sooooooooooo boring."

"Just do it while I give Rex a donut."

The blue orb grumbled before floating off.

"So want a donut? Coffee perhaps?"

"Um….sure, got any glazed?"

The orb nodded before a small glazed donut appeared. "That will be fifty nanites."

"What?" He asked as a green and orange orb floated into the shop.

"Oh there you two are." The purple ord said. "I was wondering when you two would show up for the introduction."

"We got lost." Said the orange orb. "Apparently we found the baby memories and got stuck in his…."

"We found him getting showered in the sink." The green orb finished. "Not my cup of tea."

"Ok pause!" spoke Rex making the pause sign with his hands. "Just what are you? I figured this is some weird dream, but this feels way different than my usual ones."

"Don't you know?" The purple orb said as the donut shop vanished and became a large office with the orbs floating on chairs. "We're in your mind."

"I know-"

"IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A DREAM AND NOT IN A DREAM YOU ANNOYING BRAT!" Yelled the white orb.

"I know!" he yelled back rubbing his ear. "But I mean, usually in dreams there's some reminder or reason for what's going on. Are you all like old memories or meant to represent people I know?"

"Oh I'm Six." Said the orange orb. "And I'm a giant eyeball of happiness."

"..."

"He's joking." The green orb deadpanned. "We are not memories or people you knew in life."

"Zzzz." The blue orb snored while some pink flamingos came out of it.

"Then what? Some random stuff my mind made up? Because let me tell you, you five are tamed compared to some of the stuff I've dreamed up."

"Like the time you dreamed of a apocalyptic world where giant mushrooms took over and Bobo was a girl?" Said the orange orb with the white one 'nodded' in agreement.

"Um yeah."

"We are different from the rest of existence." Said the purple orb. "Meaning we are unique, just like you."

"Oh yeah? How?" he raised an eyebrow.

"WE ARE THE BUUURP!" The white orb burped before yelling again. "THE META-NANITES!"

"Zzzz….way to be subtle." The blue orb said in his sleep.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Wait, what?"

"As our rude friend said in her 'kindest' voice." Said the green orb. "We are the voices behind the machine. A 'program' if you will that can only exist when in the right body."

"Meaning you." Said the purple orb. "Aka we are talking to you from within your body using your subconscious as a medium."

"Ok….usually I'd think that's nuts, but...I think I get what you mean." he replied serious. "I mean, I can talk to nanites unlike others, so the idea of you all talking back sounds possible. Insane a little, but I feel like you're all telling the truth."

The orange orb giggled. "Good, now onto business. We want you to reactivate us. Right now to be exact."

"Wait what?"

"ACTIVATE US!" The white orb yelled. "AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!"

"Quit it with the yelling!" he yelled back with the blue orb waking up.

"Huh? Is the meeting over?" He asked before looking at Rex. "Oh, he's still here. Boring."

"Rex." Said the purple orb. "Just activate us and talk to us and the power of a god is yours."

"Ok hold up, back it up." he frowned. "You want me to reactivate you guys? Even though you KNOW what those jerks tried to do, right?"

"Yes." All five said at once.

'Creepy.'

"Plus you might get jiggy with the lady's." The orange one said while purring loudly. "Big win for the god yah!"

"Ignore him." The green orb sighed. "He's into the seventies."

"Look guys, or whatever you are, I'm done with EVOs, period." he spoke walking past them. "I mean, I cured everyone and everything in the world. I don't need to worry about getting my butt kicked or-"

"But Van Kleiss is out there." Said the purple orb. "Trust me, we saw him escape from the blast by Breach."

"Well….um, ok you got me there." he admitted. "But I can do that with my regular nanites, I don't need the powers of a god to beat him."

"But remember the Alpha?" Said the blue orb with a hint of seriousness. "Got sent back to that other universe but will come back one day. Remember, he's able to reactive nanites so what's to say he won't jump start the entire event again to get more nanites in his body?"

"Well….ok you make a good point, but trust me, we'll find him before you know it and this time I'm gonna make sure he doesn't have a single nanite left."

"NO YOU WON'T!" Yelled the white orb. "I SEE THE OUTCOMES AND YOU LOSE WITHOUT US YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Ok seriously! If you five are the meta-nanites, then what's with your weird personalities? Why is one snoozing and this one sounding deaf?"

"Because we were made that way." The green orb said. "Based on the original creators of the nanite bases we occupy. One was a geek, another was a lazy brat, the white orb is a loud and rude person, I am wise and calm, and the last one was cheerful and upbeat."

"He he, I'm happy." The orange orb giggled happily.

"So in essence, the creators gave us personalities and bodies while we had our abilities given to us by a higher power."

"THE ACTION MAN!" The white orb yelled. "HE'S EVERYWHERE BURP!"

Rex looked lost at that but steeled himself. "Ok, I'm just gonna turn around and wake up from this place, see ya."

"Nope." The blue orb yawned. "You can't leave until you reactivate us."

"Or you can and have us talk to you while you daydream." The purple orb suggested. "And trust us, your day dreams are disturbing at best."

"Nice try, but this is my head, and I'm leaving, see ya." he replied before snapping his fingers.

(Outside mind)

And woke up on his bed. "Alright, time to get me some breakfast before the cafeteria is emptied out."

'Pancakes!' The familiar voice of the orange orb cried out in his head. 'I want pancakes!'

'Rex, we believe you should reactivate us, it can be beneficial.' spoke the voice of the green orb.

'DO IT NOW!' The white orb yelled out.

'Zzzz...wake me up when you activate me.' The blue orb yawned before snoring in Rex's head.

'Plus you can time travel to get breakfast in Rome.' The purple orb said. 'That would be fun.'

'Pancakes!'

"Uh, no." he replied getting up and walked out. "I can just walk down and get some. I might like being lazy, but really? You want me to use the powers of a god just to get breakfast?"

'We're merely trying to get you to see how useful the powers are.' remarked the green orb. 'After all, it would make things easier on you since Providence will no longer be needed now.'

'And think of the pancakes!' The orange orb giggled. 'All the pancakes from the seventies! Yahooo!'

'Zzzzzzz.'

"I'm not going to do it."

'What about saving Kennedy?'

'YES SAVE THE PRESIDENT YOU SHIT!' The white orb yelled. 'BE A HERO!'

"Oh yeah, because messing with time NEVER went wrong." he rolled his eyes and saw Bobo at the cafeteria with most of the tables already gone. "Hey Bobo, anything good left?"

"Besides pancakes, no."

'PANCAKES!' Yelled the orange orb. 'GIVE ME PANCAKES!'

'SHUT UP!'

'PANCAKES!' The orange orb sang. 'PANCAKES PANCAKES GIVE ME PANCAKES BEFORE I GET FAT! YEA!'

Rex groaned and facepalmed. "Fine! We'll get pancakes."

"Well yeah, I just told you." deadpanned Bobo.

"No not you Bobo, the nanites."

"...eh?"

'He's onto us! GET THE PANCAKES!'

"It's hard to explain." he replied grabbing a stack and sitting down before digging into them. "Wish there was syrup left."

"Well what are ya gonna do? Holiday and Six are moving everything out ever since they heard some general is coming over."

"General? You mean from the army?"

"Yep."

'Oh!' The blue orb said while waking up. 'I have an idea, zap him or her. That might be...zzzzzz.'

"Did they say why they were coming over?"

"Something about private stuff, I couldn't figure out what it was for."

'THE GENERAL IS AFTER US!' The white orb yelled before burping. 'I CAN FUCKING SEE IT!'

"Quiet!" yelled Rex making Bobo look at him confused before the boy took a deep breath. "I mean, quiet! So...I can hear more, continue."

"Are you feeling ok?"

"Oh yes, I'm peachy."

'Zzzzz….peaches are stupid.' The blue orb said in his sleep as the orange orb started to sing a seventies song, a very annoying one at that.

'Guys, would one of you shut him up? I'm trying to eat here!'

'Allow me.' Said the purple orb before a loud thud was heard. 'Don't worry, he will be out of action for a few minutes.'

'What did you hit him with?'

'A LEG OF HAM YOU FUCKING SHIT!' The white orb screamed out.

'Serves him right.'

'Oh by the way.' The purple orb said. 'Are you going to activate us now or after breakfast?'

"I'm not doing that!"

"Doing what?" Bobo asked confused.

"Um….asking you for more info, I'll ask Doc and Six on my own."

"Ok?"

'Oh by the way, I saw into your memories.' The green orb said. 'And I found a few….day dreams of Holiday in a bikini? Weird.'

Rex blushed and went back to eating.

(Later)

"You want me to examine you?" Holiday asked with a raised eyebrow. "But you're last exam was last week."

"Yeah, but I feel a bit under the weather." he replied while coughing. "I figured I should get it looked over before all your stuff is moved out."

'LIES BURP!' The white orb yelled.

"Fine, but we have to leave soon and I know you need to get you stuff packed."

'By chance.' The purple orb said. 'Did you come here to get rid of us?'

'Stow it.' he thought before getting on a table as Holiday grabbed a flashlight and tongue depressor.

"Say ah."

"Ah." He said while opening his mouth.

'Meh.' The blue orb said with boredom. 'I don't understand why you had a crush on her. She's obviously into older men, plus her boobs are boring.'

'He he, yep. Six and Holiday can do uglies on my car.' The orange orb giggled while Rex felt a little annoyed.

'Yo green guy, can you get them to shut up too?'

'Unfortunately no. The last leg of ham was eaten.'

'BURP! IT WAS TASTY!' Yelled the white orb.

"You're throat seems the be fine." Holiday said. "Let me check your heartbeat."

Rex felt the stethoscope on his skin and tried to relax.

'Hey!' The orange orb yelled. 'I found some porn! And wow! It's hot!'

'REALLY?'

'Yes! And oooh, I found one with Circe doing it with Breach! Nice!'

'LET ME SEE IT!'

"Knock it off!" yelled Rex making Holiday pull the tool off making him blush. "Um...I mean…"

"Let me guess, nanites."

"Um….yes?"

"What are they saying?'

Rex sighed. "You might not believe me."

"Try me."

"You sure? It's kinda...personal."

"If it's about puberty, I'm sure I can handle it Rex." Holiday said as Rex sighed.

'If you're going to tell her.' The green orb said. 'Tell her about the benefits of having godhood.'

"...well, the meta-nanites are talking to me."

"Huh, well I can believe that, you DO have the talent for doing that."

"But they are annoying!"

'HEY!'

"Shut up!" He yelled. "Ugh, and...they want me to reactivate them."

"You mean they want you to bring them back online and have the option of using their powers?"

"Yes, something about Van Kleiss and Alpha coming back, but I'm retiring." He said. "And I don't want to be a god."

'YOU WILL LIKE IT!' Yelled the white orb.

"Well I can understand, having that much power would be overwhelming, but since you're here, I need to tell you something. White Knight is having a meeting with a general and wants me, Six, and you to be there for something important. I've got a feeling it has to do with Providence shutting down since the overall percentage of EVOs is at an all time low."

"That's what I keep saying to the orbs."

"Orbs?"

"They appeared in my dream and took the form of orbs."

'He he, orbs. He said orbs.' The orange orb giggled perversely.

"Well did you make it clear you're not changing your mind?"

"Yes, but they're persistent." Rex sighed. "And loud with one of them."

'I'M NOT LOUD YOU FUCKER!'

"YES YOU ARE!"

Holiday jumped a little while Rex flushed red in embarrassment.

"Um….maybe you could get them out of me? And fast?"

"Most of my equipment is already in storage." she shook her head. "And trying to forcibly remove nanites like those would require a lot of power, but it might end up with a bad ending. I'm sorry Rex."

He groaned at that.

'So want to get going with the activation now?' The blue orb yawned. 'I'm getting bored at you talking….zzzzz.'

"Can I at least shut them off from talking? There's gotta be an option like that, right?"

"No."

"Not even an EMP Blast?"

"That works on electronics not nanites."

'HA! YOU'RE A NOOB!'

"You mean I gotta live with voices in my head until I give in?"

"Well, usually I wouldn't recommend this, but I could give you something to try and quiet them down a little."

"What?"

She walked over to a desk and pulled out a small bottle and then took out some pills before walking over. "Take these."

Rex looked at them and blinked. "What are these exactly?"

"A new type of aspirin that helps the nerves in your body relax for a few hours, so they should help when we go talk to the general. They do have a side effect of feeling a bit dizzy, but nothing too bad."

"So it's not going to kill me?"

"No."

Rex shrugged before taking them in one gulp.

"Feeling anything?"

"No-"

THUD!

He went crashing to the ground and started snoring.

"Damn it, I didn't think they'd be THAT strong."

(In mind)

Rex opened his eyes while appearing in a beachfront hotel with a large pool in the middle of it.

"Hello." Said the orange orb while wearing a Hawaiian hat. "Welcome to the Sub Hotel, I'll be your best friend for life for the night!"

"Oh come on! I wound up back here?"

"Well where else would you go? Canada?" The orb asked before saying. "Anyway, let's get some tans!"

"Forget it." he stood up. "I'm getting out of here."

"Sorry, but the pills you took knocked you out for an entire day." The orange orb chuckled. "Meaning you're stuck here he he."

"...what?"

"Those pills were originally designed for EVOS the size of elephants, so for you to live, thank me for that best friend in the world."

He frowned before forming a large fist with his right hand and grabbed the orb. "I'm done playing, let me out, now."

"Aw come on, why not take this chance to relax? Since when was the last time you enjoyed the beach?"

"..." he blinked and tried to think about it.

"So come on, let's get some tans and who knows? We might see some nudists! Yahoo!"

"I don't know."

"Oh and the beach are full of Circes! You do like her right?"

He blushed while the orb moved over and started pushing him across the sand. "Hey! I can walk on my own."

"What? I can't hear you over the sound of my voice!"

(Later)

Rex sighed while wearing a pair of black swim trunks and laying on a towel. All the while the orb was floating around and splashing some water.

"Yahooo!"

"I don't see what you were talking about, this place is empty and deserted."

"Only because you didn't call her name." The orb yelled out. "And woah! Look out for the waves dude!"

Rex facepalmed and shook his head. "Fine. Hey Circe, you there?" he called out.

"Yes?" Said Circe while in a black bikini and holding a box of beer as she appeared next to him. "You rang?"

"Woah!" he went wide eyed with his jaw dropping. "C-C-Circe?"

"That's my name." She said while putting the beer down. "So need anything Rex?"

"Um...a kiss?"

And cue a full on make out session from her. She sat on his lap with his widened feeling her tongue making his face turn red.

"Ha ha!" The orange orb laughed while Circe finished kissing Rex. "Like it?"

"Um…"

"Anything else Rex?" She asked while licking her lips.

"Uh….."

"Come on." She said while moving closer to his chest. "You can tell me, Rex~"

"Um…."

"Go for it! I made her for you!" The orange orb called out. "So get funky!"

"Um...oh! Can you deal with that guy?"

"Why?" She asked.

"Because he... he called you fat."

Circe blinked before standing up and stomped over to the orb.

"Um why are you looking at me like-"

SLAP!

"OW!"

Rex smirked while running away from the beach, only to get stuck in a large library with the green orb floating over a large dictionary.

"Perhaps you would care for some literary to take your mind off things."

"No."

"Are you sure? The works of Sherlock Holmes is quite good." The orb said while turning a page. "Especially near the end."

"Look, I ain't gonna bring you guys out, so just let me out."

"You can't. The pills you took caused your mind to enter a comatose state." He said flatly. "And the pills will take an entire day to detox."

"Then just tell me how to force myself awake then!"

"And risk dying? No." The orb said while floating toward another book. "You still have to live and become a normal man, meaning no dying for you."

Rex groaned.

"Then again…"

"What?"

"There is ONE way."

"What is it?!"

"You reactivate us."

Rex groaned and facepalmed.

"What? If you had the powers of a god again you could awake no problem."

"I'm not going to do that."

The green orb floated away and started reading a bible. "Then I hope you enjoy the books. Most are your memories in a condense form."

"I figured."

"And the book you're stepping on is about you."

"Dude, they're ALL about me." he deadpanned.

"Let me clarify, that one is you getting possessed by that green liquid metal organism your friend Ben turned into. It was weird."

"Oh." He said while looking down and picked it up.

"Did you know that he smelled like a banana?"

"Yes, my jacket also smells like one."

"Huh, you learn something everyday." The orb said while floating away. "Put that book back before you go."

"Yeah yeah." He said before putting the book down on a table and walked away, only to enter a large pirate ship with the white orb swinging a cutlass at the air.

"ARGH! I'M THE PIRATE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!"

"Aw come on!"

The orb looked at him and burped. "HEY! COME HERE CABIN BOY AND HELP ME GET THE TREASURE READY!"

"What treasure?"

"A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GOLDEN TACOS!"

"How about no."

"WHY?! YOU FUCKING LIKE TACOS!"

"Because I'm not going along with these weird things you guys got going on."

The orb looked at him. "WHY?"

"STOP YELLING!"

"...ok." She said in a normal tone. "Ya got it ya bastard."

"See? Was that so hard?" 'Wow, didn't know that would work.'

The orb looked at Rex before floating over. "Burp, you know. I still think you're annoying. But heck, I know if you activate me we can have LOTS of fun messing with gravity."

"Not gonna happen."

"Why? Aren't you interested in sending people flying into jails?"

"Because it might hurt people."

"...so? Gravity always hurts."

"Well I don't need it, I can fight just fine using my regular powers."

"But you're fucking weapons use gravity."

"That's not the point."

"Then WHAT is?!" She snapped.

Rex sighed. "I'm not into causing destruction, even for fun."

"Well what about just using it to make your stuff float? Wouldn't that be cool?"

"...true."

"Then ACTIVATE me! I'll make everything float!" She said while moving closer to Rex.

Rex was about to say something when he noticed he was on a plank. He saw the water underneath with sharks swimming about. "Oh no."

"Tell me you FUCKING PIRATE!"

"Wait don't-" he tried to say before getting pushed off the plank and into the water. He made a splash and went wide eyed seeing a shark swim towards him.

GULP!

And caused him to get eaten and appeared in a large mansion with a bed the size of a pool in the middle of it.

"Zzzzz." The blue orb snored while laying under the sheets.

"What? Who? How?" Rex muttered in confusion. "Oh right...a dream."

"Zzzzz….oh it's you." The orb said while waking up. "How do you like my house? It's nice right."

"Yeah, cozy, sure, hey do you know where the nearest door is?"

"No." He said. "But if you look under the bed you can find some frozen pizzas. Want some?"

"Sure what kind?"

"Pepperoni and anchovies."

"Well, I guess a quick snack could work." He said before looking under the bed and saw a large monster hand coming out with a box of pizza in its hand.

"Just leave some for me, I like ice cold pizza." The orb said with a yawn.

Rex picked it up from the hand and saw the pizza was already heated and on fire, literally. "Woah!"

"Enjoy...zzzz." The orb snored as the flames licked the air.

"Um, thanks, I think." He said before throwing the pizza out the window, only for it to boomerang right back at him.

SPLAT!

"...I hate this place."

"Zzzz….it's your mind….zzzzz."

"Look just let me out!"

"Activate us...zzzz."

"No!"

"...why?" The orb said while turning around. "I'm able to control the elements yet you don't want it? Are you high?"

"For the last time, I'm fine with how I am!"

"...yeah. You're going to die." He said before a pit trap appeared under Rex's legs. "Also later...zzzz."

"Woah!" he yelled before falling and quickly brought out his hands to grab the sides and slow him down before hitting the bottom. Which was a room full of computer monitors and the purple orb on a chair in the middle of the room.

"Hello Rex, nice to see you again. Have a good fall?"

"No!" he yelled before landing and walked over with a glare and brought out his sword. "I'm through with all this, tell me the exit or I'm gonna start using force."

"Like when you first became an EVO?" The orb asked. "Because you have been known to use force for everything."

Rex frowned before holding the sword up. "I'm gonna count to three."

"Are you sure? You might need godhood to get out of this one."

"One."

"Do you know what I control?"

"Two."

The orb glowed slightly while the sword went back into Rex's body.

"What the?!"

"I control technology, including your nanites."

"Ok I call hacks on that!"

"So says the one with self replicating nanites." The orb countered. "But I digress, I suggest you reactivate us and become a hero again. It is the most logical choice."

"I AM a hero!"

"One that tries to be human." The orb pointed out. "You aren't human anymore, but something more and you have a responsibility to fill that role. Even if it means losing something in the process, you have to make the wise choice and become a hero that while having god like abilities, chooses to be a human in morality." It then turned around. "If you lock the power away, then others will find a way to gain them and become a worse threat than any of your trials in the past. You wouldn't want that right Rex?"

"Ugh! You're just saying all that so I'll reactivate you and the others, but for the last time. I. Am not. A god!"

"Yes,you are." The orb said. "After all, when you got us, we made sure your destiny was fulfilled. It was your parents last wish before the EVO event."

"Don't you dare act like you knew them." he glared. "You five are machines, you were programmed to work for me, and I'm giving you an order. Let me out, now."

"No." The orb said before turning around and slowly started to get bigger. "We aren't programs, but the embodiments of your world. And we deem you worthy of our power, THAT!" The room slowly changed into a dark sky full of stars. "Is why you are a god. Because like the heroes of old, you persevered in hardship and pain and came out morally strong. We chose this and will keep choosing to be your allies, it is only you rejecting the power that is causing you to lack the motivation and will to be something more. After all, with us you can help others but to reject that is to reject yourself."

"Because I know what could happen! Look at Van Kleiss, he went nuts when he could turn others into EVOs, and he didn't have near this kind of power. A person can't wield power like that or else it won't end well, for anyone." he glared. "I didn't ask for this kind of power."

"But you were made for it." The orb said. "Plus we know you won't abuse it for one reason."

"What?"

"If you start acting like Kleiss, then we will blow you up."

"Wait, what?" his eyes widened.

"It was a failsafe your brother added." He said. "If you start becoming a crazed god or something then we will blow up and take you with us."

"...you were gonna keep that from me, weren't you?"

"No. When you understood the responsibility of having power were we going to let you hear that."

"So to sum it all up, you want me to be a god, and can self destruct if I step out of line? What's stopping me from keeping that from happening?"

"Me." The orb said. "After all, I am the one keeping your nanites active."

"Well….what about my age? I know gods are immortal, but I'm not gonna live forever and watch the ones I care about pass on."

"Oh that." the orb said with a chuckle. "You CAN just reactivate the nanites in their bodies and make them have a longer lifespan. Afterall, no one can produce REAL immortality now can they?"

"Wait so I'm not going to be immortal?"

"Nope, your growth will slow down and the immune system will be perfect, other then that, you won't be immortal."

Rex was silent while blown away by all this.

"Oh and you can also make very good tacos." The orb said as the room changed into a Providence room. "So do we have a deal?"

"I….I need time to think this over ok? Can you just wake me up? I've got an important meeting to get to."

"Sure, after all you've been asleep for an hour." The orb said before producing a large hammer. "Now this might hurt a little."

"Wait hold-"

WACK!

(Outside mind)

"AHHHH NOT THE FACE!" Rex yelled while covering his face.

"Easy Rex, what kinda nightmare have you been havin'?" asked Bobo with a raised eyebrow.

"Huh?" He opened his eyes and saw he was in a hospital room. "Um….Bobo?"

"Yes?"

"Are you going to turn into something crazy?"

"..."

Rex reached up and slapped his cheek while pinching his arm.

"Uh, Rex? Maybe I should see if the doc has any morphine to deal with the loose bolts in your head."

"I'm fine." He said while feeling a little calmer. "I just had the most crazy experience in my life."

"Let me guess, nanites?"

"Yeah, and well….I'm not taking those pills again that's for sure."

"Good call, Holiday said if we didn't get to you you'd probably end up in a coma, or worse."

"Yeah I really don't want to think about that." He admitted before saying. "So I better get going, meeting with the general and all."

"Actually, Six said you should rest up while they go over the big business."

"No can do." Rex groaned getting up while rubbing his head. "This is something big, if I stay here sleeping I might miss out on something important."

"Oh." He said as Rex walked out of the room. "Well good luck."

'I'm gonna need it.'

'Oh!' The orange orb said in his mind. 'I forgot to tell you that green has a message for you.'

'What?'

'Something about sequels. I don't know exactly.'

'...ok?'

'Oh and also look out for that wall.'

"Huh what-"

SLAM!

Rex groaned while hitting his head on a wall. "Ow…"

'HA! YOU GOT SERVED BURP!'

'I hate you all.'