This is a little extra from the first chapter.

Bella heard a voice calling her but she ignored it even as two great arms picked her up from the floor.

"Edward" she cried heart broken

"Don't worry Bella" said Sam "You'll see him again on page 451 and all the fans will when rereading New Moon skip the next 300 hundred pages till they get there but you'll have to wait many, many months"

And with this Bella went into zombie mode WHOO!

AN: I'd like to say that I will be holding Mr. Worms funeral (as requested by xxJxROxx) soon but I'm very busy and have yet to sort out all the arrangements. I'm back at school tomorrow (oh joy) so it's a bit hectic. For now however I have chapter two.

(By the way most of the stories will be about things breaking down in the twilight saga so I may rename the story breaking down)

Dedicated to xxJxROxx (hope you like)

He Tastes Like you only Sweeter

(When Jacob first kisses Bella something unexpected happens)

Jacob lips crushed Bella's in a heated kiss. Jacob was kissing her not with love but with anger showing her that his kiss was better than Edward's that Bella should choose him. He grabbed the back of her neck pulling her closer parting her lips with his own.

Jacob gentle gently slipped his tongue between Bella's parted lips then stopped abruptly. He pushed Bella away then slapped her across the face.

"You dirty Leach lover you even taste like him" said Jacob wiping his mouth furiously.

Then he spat at Bella.

"Go away run back to your blood sucker tell him he can have you" he said disgusted.

"But Jake you're supposed to mope over me for one and a half more books you can't give up on me now" moaned Bella.

"Ew go away Bella you stink and you taste bad" said Jake.

"But... you're going to imprint on my daughter" said Bella in one last desperate attempt to tie him round her little finger.

"Like hell I am... if she tastes anything like you (Jacob heaves a little) I'm going to go get a free will and fall in love with someone who isn't related to your retardedness" said Jake leaving Bella in the rain crying.

Yet another fun filled day in the life of Bella.

Dedicated to Lillian Masen (hope you likey)

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Edward pushed Bella out of the way of Taylor's oncoming truck without thinking. Suddenly as Bella's head hit the concrete with a nasty thud he realised what he'd done wrong.

"Taylor" he cried his voice heavy with concern.

He pulled off Taylor's door and pulled Taylor into his arms.

"Taylor! Taylor can you hear? Me tell me your ok?" cried Edward .

"ow.." moaned Bella sitting up.

"Shut up you only hit you head" said Edward stroking Taylor's hair.

"Edward dude let me go... it's not cool" complained Taylor

Then the ambulance came and took Taylor and Bella away.

"Don't leave me Taylor" Edward called desperately after the ambulance.

Yet another fun filled day in the life of Edward.

AN: If anyone would like to request something i can see what i can do. Thanks for reading.