Disclaimer: I do not own the Nightmare Before Christmas or the Harry Potter series. I wish I did.

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(Music plays as Jack walks through a graveyard.)

Ron: Oooh, spooky music!

Harry: Ron, if you don't shut up I will set a snake on you!

Ron: You don't have a sn-OH MY GOD GHOST DOG!

Hermione: Shut up! It's only Zero! He's Jack's pet!

Ron: (Sarcastically)Well that changes everything!

There are few who deny at what I do I am the best for my talents are renowned far and wide. When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night-

Harry: Jack isn't all that scary. I've seen scarier things in Ron's shoes.

Ron: You have?

Harry: Yeah, your feet.

Hermione: (Giggle)Could you pleeeaaassseee shut up?

-I have seen grown men give out a shriek. With the wave of my hand and a well placed moan I have swept the very bravest off their feet!

Harry: Sorry, mate, but I've faced Voldemort. You. Are. Not. Scary.

Ron: No, really, I didn't know that!(Roll eyes)

-I, Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing.

Ron: How can you get tired of Halloween, and more importantly, candy every year.

Hermione: You are so immature, now watch the movie!

-An emptiness began to grow, there's something out there far from my home, a longing that I've never known.

Harry: Then take a roadtrip!

Ron:Or even beter, get sugar high!

Hermione: (Pulls out wand)You have about ten seconds to shut your mouths.

Harry&Ron: Got it.

-A guy in Kentucky, I'm mister Unlucky, and I'm known throughout England and France.

(Sally creeps closer, staring at Jack.

Harry&Ron:Oooooooooooo, Stalker fan girl!

Hermione:She's in love with him you idiots, now SHUT UP!

-Can take off my head, to recite Shakespearean quotations. No animal nor man can scream like I can, with th-

Hermione:Oh no.

Ron&Harry: (Start Screaming)

Hermione: What the Hell are you doing?!

Ron: (Still screaming)

Harry:He said we can't scream like him, and we're proving him wrong!(Screams some more)

Hermione: Silencio! Now watch the movie!

Does nothing for these empty tears.

(Walks away into forest)

Jack,I know how you feel.

(Walks over to a small garden and picks some deadly nightshade.)

Harry:What's that for?

Ron:Yeah! You know, she looks drunk.

Hermione: (Roll eyes)That's what you get for not paying attention, and Sally Ragdoll does not drink!

Harry: We're staying for the second showing.

Hermione: Who died and made you leader?

Harry: -None of your business!