Seran: Don't threaten me again, TSA, or you're off my favorite authors list. I'm serious.

Kira: He doesn't like empty threats like that one, especially if he's sent a pile of monkeys/children.

Seran: Well, anyway, I still don't own anything but Angelo and myself. On with the show!

Shinn: Let's have you-know-what somewhere else. Seran might faint again.

Luna: I agree. (Walks away holding Shinn's hand)


Angelo's Crack Box

Attempt #1

"Okay, here's the deal, since Angelo's asleep, we'll try the usual: sneaking into the room quietly, taking the box of crack and throwing it out of the ship."

"Copy that."

I went first. When I got in, every step that I made would usually make a loud noise.

20 minutes of noise later…

I got to the bed. I tried getting the box but Angelo clutched it tightly in his arms. It's like he's got a secret in that box.

When I slipped and crashed into the bottles of beer, he woke up, smacked me and threw me out.

Attempt #2

"He's probably wide awake now, so we'll have to sneak in through the ventilation shaft."

"That's fine."

Kira went into the shaft for this one. He got into the room safely, but made some noise and got thrown out. He definitely has crack in that box.

Attempt #3

"He seems to be asleep, so we'll try what we did the first time."

This time, Lacus went in. However, she ended up getting kicked out the way I got kicked out; getting smacked and thrown.

Attempt #s 4-10 also failed.

"If you wanted it, why didn't you ask me?" Angelo told us.

"YOU IDIOT! WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO GET THAT CRACK OFF YOUR HANDS AND THROW IT OUT OF THE SHIP!" We all yelled. Shortly after, we beat him up, took the box and threw it out of the ship.

"I'm gonna get you for that."


Seran: Special chapter coming up!

Everyone: Yahoo!

Angelo: I'm getting my revenge! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-(punched in the face)

Seran: Shut up. Your revenge won't be fulfilled in the special chapter, ever.

Angelo: What the heck...