This Chapter is only Filler (aka) I Needed to Update The Story, But Had Writer's Block

Since I forgot it last time, here's the disclaimer: I don't Lizzie McGuire or Radiohead, but I do 0WNXX0R j00.

[In this chapter, Lizzie asks her parents if she can go to the concert, and the obligatory look-what-zany-thing-Matt-does-now subplot begins. It'll probably be short and low on plot. In fact, this entire story is short and low on plot, and only amusing if you know about Radiohead, which I doubt many people who read Lizzie McGuire fanfics do. A Disney-channel loving alterna geek is a lonely life, my friends. Without any further incessant babbling from me, here's the next crappy little chapter.]

Lizzie: Mom... I love you... you're the best mom ever!

Jo: What do you want now?

Lizzie: Can I go to the Radiohead concert with Gordo and Miranda next week? Please?

Jo: Radiohead? Who're they?

Lizzie: I dunno, but Gordo likes them. He really wants someone else to go with.

Jo: Well, if Gordo likes them, they must be okay. It's not like they'll give you nightmares or anything. (forboding music plays briefly)

Matt: Hey mom, I found a secret portal to Hell.

Jo: That's nice dear. Go and play.

Lizzie: So I can go? Coolie! [A/N: this is apparently a racial slur for Asians. Someone should really bring this up to the execs at Disney.]

Jo: I suppose. (misty eyed) My baby's going to her first concert! You're growing up so fast!

Lizzie: First off, You're embarrasing me, and second of all, I've been to concerts before! Remeber that Spice Girls concert, right after Geri left. Boy do I wish I had that night back for something more productive, like biting off my own toenails.

Jo: I tried to block that out.

Lizzie: Sorry.

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{on three-way phone}

Lizzie: I can go Gordo!

Miranda: Yeah, me too!

Gordo: That's great you guys! The concert's on Friday at 8 pm at the Globe. My dad can pick you up.

Lizzie and Miranda: Coolie! [I really enjoy them saying racial slurs unintentially...]

*Matt screams in the background, begging for mercy from someone...or something... bwahaha*

Gordo and Miranda: What the crap was that?

Lizzie: It was just Matt. He found a secret portal to Hell or something.

Gordo: Glad it's not anything important.

Miranda: I gotta go. I need to pick out my outfit for the concert!

Lizzie: Me too!

Gordo: It's not really that kind of concert...

*Lizzie and Miranda hang up. Gordo sighs and hangs up.*

Did that one suck as much as the last one? R/R! The next chapter will be about the subplot.