The Three Bunnies and The Big Bad Bear
This story started out as just an idea, but the response so far was AMAZING! anyways, STORY TIME!
It was that time of day; Cake! And after cake; Goldie's Story time! Goldie actually became a main event in the pizzeria for his story Little Red Riding Bow. Goldie was extremely nervous about being a main event for the first time in literally about 40 years. But he sat down on the edge of the stage and opened his book
"The Three Bunnies and The Big Bad Bear"
Alright, whoo! let's get the roles up in here! (I am so sorry)
Roles
Bunny 1-Bonnie
Bunny 2-Bon (Toy Bonnie)
Bunny 3-Springtrap
Carpenter-Fred (Toy Freddy)
Farmer-Goldie
Woodsman-Bronze
Bear-Freddy
Once upon a time… roughly 3:30PM Three Bunny Brothers set off to live on their own in the dangerous and hostile world. The oldest Bunny was named Bonnie; He… How could I put this kindly… He's Lazy The middle Bunny was named Bon; he wasn't as lazy, but Bonnie was WAY lazier
And Springtrap, the youngest. He's not a sight for sore eyes...or… ANY eyes, but he was kind, gentle and not lazy at all. But they were confident that they could build their own house, get settled, and watch a few episodes of "Who's line is it anyways?" and not die in horrible ways, like get eaten or something like that. But they came across three hills, all of varying sizes.
The smallest one had a good view of the sea, the middle on had good reception and the tallest had none of those except it was safer. Needless to say; the bunnies chose where they'll build their houses. Bonnie pointed towards the smallest hill "I call dibs on that hill!" Bonnie said with a sense of victory in his voice.
Bon smirked as he (She?) pointed towards the middle hill. "Alright Bonnie, Then I'll have that hill." Bon said with glee in his (her?) voice. Springtrap smiled as he pointed towards the tallest one. "Alright, I guess that one's mine." Springtrap said. Bonnie and Bon started walking towards their hills, till they were called back by Springtrap.
"Wait! How are we supposed to live on those hills?" Springtrap asked, folding his arms. "Hah, Simple in Hou-" Bon and Bonnie started. "We have to build them first, c'mon, Let's go see if any villagers would kindly lend us building materials." Springtrap said, already heading towards the village.
Luckily; three villagers were already heading towards the fields for… reasons. A carpenter, a woodsman and a farmer. Bonnie ran into the farmer, or as he would rather be called; Farmer Goldie. "Sir, May I have something to build a house with?" Bonnie asked politely. Goldie looked in his basket for any materials… he saw Bricks, Titanium, a house in a can "Nothing of use" Goldie thought, then he saw some of his finest straw.
"Here have this straw, I'm sure it'll hold!" Goldie said handing him three bales of straw. Bonnie thanked the farmer, and left. Bon ran into the woodsman; woodsman Bronze (clearly too young for his job.) "Um Bronze, May I borrow some logs?" Bon asked. Bronze looked in his basket and sighed. "I'm sorry, I don't have any logs… but maybe these sticks will work." Bronze said handing him the basket of sticks. Bon jumped happily and ran to his hill.
Lastly the Carpenter was Fred. Springtrap saw that Fred was carrying many bricks. enough to make two mansions. (how he was able to get this far, no one knew) "Hello Fred, may I use some bricks to build a house?" Fred nodded and smiled. "Sure! Just make sure you build it really strong, a hungry bear is said to live in these woods!" Fred warned. Springtrap rose an eyebrow "But, You're a bear." Springtrap added. Fred stammered and panicked "Oh, no, no, no, no! Its my Brother! I'm just a humble carpenter!" Springtrap shrugged and took his wagon up to his hill.
Bonnie was done in the span of a day, he made a teepee like tent that was as big as a normal house, he spent the rest of the day eating carrots. Bon's house took a bit more trial (lots more Error) and lots of gorilla glue to build his house in a day. Bon spent the rest of his day (and a half) taking a bath to clean off the gorilla glue… While springtrap took time on his house taking three days to finish. Bon and Bonnie teased him while he worked, they made comments like "You're never gonna finish that house are ya?" or "The snail raced molasses yesterday Springtrap, you'll finish as soon as they do!" Or something stupid like that.
But by the time Springtrap finished his house, he found out he doesn't have a good view of the sea or good reception, he has an Amazing view of the sea (he even saw a whale!) and an amazing reception. (so, who won?) but a day after he finished. a bear's stomach growled in the woods. He was Freddy, also known as The Big Bad Bear. Now, despite being a clever alliteration; Freddy was hungry, and mean. Freddy saw the Bunnies houses and started towards Bonnie's house.
Freddy knocked on the door of the straw house. "Little bunny little bunny let me-" Freddy started, but as soon as Freddy knocked, the entire house fell down. Bonnie stared at Freddy, and Freddy stared at him… it was extremely awkward. "uh…" Bonnie stuttered as Freddy started chasing him. Bonnie did the one thing a man should do in this situation: Run towards your younger brother's stick house and cry like a little baby.
Bon saw Bonnie getting chased by Freddy; So Bon Held the door shut (CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!). Bonnie slammed on the door and cried "Let me in please!" Bonnie kept saying in between sobs. Bon was terrified, but he felt guilty as Bonnie's voice started get more scared as Freddy got closer. Bon Finally let Bonnie in and shut the door, scraping Bonnie's bunny heel.
"Ow! Why'd you do that?" Bonnie said holding his heel. Bon giggled. "Either get hurt by the door, or get eaten by the bear, your choice!" Bon said helping Bonnie up. "True." Bonnie said rubbing the back of his head. Bon leaned on the wall and hit the wall with his knuckles. "And with these state of the art sticks, this house will stay-" Bon started to say, but as he knocked on the wall, the whole house shattered. Freddy just stood there with his paw colliding with his face (also known as a facePAWlm :D Puns!)
They knew only one person could help them now, but they didn't have a bat signal on them so they just ran to Springtrap's house. Springtrap saw the entire ordeal and opened the door as soon as they charged in. "Springtrap! The bear, he's gonna eat us!" Bon yelled. Springtrap opened the door on Freddy and gave him a house phone. "I'm sorry, the bunnies you are trying to eat have been disconnected, please leave a message after the slam!" Springtrap said as he slammed the door.
Freddy growled, and knocked on the door, half expecting it to fall down. "Little bunnies, let me in!" Freddy said with a growl. "Not by the hairs on our chiney chin chins!" Bonnie yelled. Springtrap smacked the back of his head. "Dude, we don't HAVE hairs remember? we're anthropomorphic bunnies. The closest thing we have is fur." Springtrap corrected. Bonnie nodded and continued.
"Not by the fur-" Bonnie started before Freddy interrupted with "Alright, i get your point!" Freddy smiled and took a deep breath "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll… wait a second." Freddy said releasing the air in his lungs. "These are bricks… why am I trying to blow them down?" Freddy asked himself. "Wait right there!" He yelled, as he ran back to the woods… (ok, he may have rolled down the hill, but you get the point.)
Freddy soon came back with a ladder and placed it on the side of the house. "If I can't blow the house down, i'll go down the chimney! Its totally fool-proof!" Freddy said as he stood on the roof. Freddy then prepared to go down the chimney… but there was one problem, there was NO chimney. Freddy was shocked, so he climbed down the ladder and knocked on the window. "Hey, What kinda house doesn't have a chimney?" Freddy asked. Springtrap giggled and pointed towards a vent. "The same house that has air conditioning and a furnace, its the 21st century dude."
Springtrap said with a hint of victory. Freddy face PAWlmed and went to get plan C saying "Stupid, Stupid" over and over again. Freddy came back with a sledgehammer. Springtrap was a little bit cautious after seeing a sledgehammer in the bear's possession. "I have an idea… Springtrap said grabbing the boiling pot of water he was boiling for noodles.
"Little Bunnies, wanna come out now?" Freddy yelled, his voice seemed to lack sanity. "I'll come out!" Springtrap said holding the pot of water. "Oh, what are you gonna do? make some spaghetti?" Freddy laughed. Springtrap smirked as he tossed the boiling hot water in Freddy's face. "Not exactly!" Springtrap said as Freddy screamed. Freddy ran towards the forest and never came near the three bunnies ever again. and needless to say; they lived happily ever after.
The End
A loud applause was heard from the audience after Goldie closed the book. He smiled and left the stage so the others could get to their songs.
WHOO! More stories soon! I was a bit upset this took less time to do, but i'm proud of it none of the less!
