Disclaimer: I do not own any of the musicals, songs or characters mentioned or portrayed in this wild musical-story thingy that I randomly decided to write.

Glinda: OOO! A secret?

The Von Trappe children:

Got a secret

Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save!
Better lock it

In your pocket

Taking this one to the grave!

If I show you

Then I now you

won't tell what I said!

'Cos two can keep a secret

If one of them is dead.

Toby: SHHHH! THEY'RE COMING!

The Ballad of Sweeney Todd plays in the backgrond as Sweeney Todd and Eleanor Lovett rise from the grave.

Johanna: I'm scared!

Leisl: When I'm scared, I think of my faorite things!

Von Trappes: Oh, yes!

Louisa:

Raindrops on Roses

And Whiskers on Kittens

Bright copper kettles

And warm woolen mittens!

Brown paper packages tied up with string

These are a few of my favorite things!

Sweeney:
Razors and Bloodhed

And freshly baked pies

Singing to my friends

The Judge's demise

Murdering people

They bleed while I sing!
These are a few of my favorite things!

Mrs. Lovett:
Girls in white dresses

With pink satin sashes!

Snowflakes that stay on my nose

And eyelashes!
Watching the Barber

And playing with string!
These are a few of my favorite things!

Von Trappes:
When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so baaaad!

Pirelli:

Seeling my wonderful

Bottles of piss and

Watching the customers

Wild with excitement!

Making the world smell

Like they've got the plague!
What could be better?

Johanna:
Hmmm...YOU in a cage?

Green Finch and Larks

And Buebirds and Rainbows

Ravens and doves and

Ice-Cream ad pearls!

Shimmering diamonds and rubies galore!

They came from Turpin, but not any more!

Artful Dodger:
Stealing and robbing

Old people's belongings!
Smiling at Fagin

While we're all out "shopping"

Looks of confuusion as their things are gone

Knowing that now they are where they belong!

Toby:
When the dog bites!

Leisl:
When the bee stings

Sweeney:
I'll ALWAYS be sad!

All except Sweeney:
I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so baaaaaaaaaad!