Disclaimer: I do not own any of the musicals, songs or characters mentioned or portrayed in this wild musical-story thingy that I randomly decided to write.
Glinda: OOO! A secret?
The Von Trappe children:
Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save!
Better lock it
In your pocket
Taking this one to the grave!
If I show you
Then I now you
won't tell what I said!
'Cos two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.
Toby: SHHHH! THEY'RE COMING!
The Ballad of Sweeney Todd plays in the backgrond as Sweeney Todd and Eleanor Lovett rise from the grave.
Johanna: I'm scared!
Leisl: When I'm scared, I think of my faorite things!
Von Trappes: Oh, yes!
Louisa:
Raindrops on Roses
And Whiskers on Kittens
Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens!
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things!
Sweeney:
Razors and Bloodhed
And freshly baked pies
Singing to my friends
The Judge's demise
Murdering people
They bleed while I sing!
These are a few of my favorite things!
Mrs. Lovett:
Girls in white dresses
With pink satin sashes!
Snowflakes that stay on my nose
And eyelashes!
Watching the Barber
And playing with string!
These are a few of my favorite things!
Von Trappes:
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so baaaad!
Pirelli:
Seeling my wonderful
Bottles of piss and
Watching the customers
Wild with excitement!
Making the world smell
Like they've got the plague!
What could be better?
Johanna:
Hmmm...YOU in a cage?
Green Finch and Larks
And Buebirds and Rainbows
Ravens and doves and
Ice-Cream ad pearls!
Shimmering diamonds and rubies galore!
They came from Turpin, but not any more!
Artful Dodger:
Stealing and robbing
Old people's belongings!
Smiling at Fagin
While we're all out "shopping"
Looks of confuusion as their things are gone
Knowing that now they are where they belong!
Toby:
When the dog bites!
Leisl:
When the bee stings
Sweeney:
I'll ALWAYS be sad!
All except Sweeney:
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so baaaaaaaaaad!
