Alright I don't own anything, (except Alice's last name). But my inspiration and idol, J.K Rowling owns the rest (:

Lily walked back into the compartment too see Alice laying asleep on Sirius's shoulder , and James Potter sitting there reading the Daily Prophet. Lily groaned and sat down next to him. "Lily Pie!" said James loudly, and this woke up Alice with a start and fell to the floor Sirius gave her his hand and helped her, she leant her head against his shoulder again. "What's going on with you two?" asked Lily

"Isn't it obvious?" said James not looking up from the paper but he messed up his already messy jet black hair, and fixed his round glasses from falling off his nose. He though that messing up his hair was incredibly sexy. Lily fully disagreed. He thought it could win any girls heart. Lily disagreed on this as well; she thought he was a git through and through "James it's nothing like that, Alice already has her heart set for someone" said Sirius. Alice took her head of his shoulder and stared at him.

"How do you know that?"

"Oh common Alice, James kind of spies on Lily, and your always there so yeah." James went bright red and rolled up the paper and hit Sirius with it.

"Padfoot, really?"

"Uh yeah!"

"Go fuck yourself"

"I think I will" and he stood up and walked towards the door. Lily then got a bad image in her head that burned her eyes, "Eww, that's a bad image" she said, Sirius couldn't stop laughing, he was rolling on the floor.

"Evans though about me having sex with myself, oh my Merlin, JAMES ARE YOU JELIOUS YET?" James went red and stormed out of the compartment, Sirius followed him.