Ahhhhh how good it feels to write again...actually nevermind, I think it's just the fact that it's this story specifically :D Well first things first I apologize again for the errors that popped up in the last chapter, apparently I forgot to save when I corrected my mistakes. If you didn't know when I was talking about the Warui Shiri disctrict it means badass :3 Also I might get my cousin as my beta after chapter 3 she is pretty good t the whole correction process. But enough of that lets get on with the story!

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Chapter 2

The Stubborn Familiar

Everyone stood there staring at a figure come into view as the smoke lifted. Once it had completely diminished everyone, Save Louise, Saito, and Tabitha, bursted out in roars of laughter. Louise stared at her new familiar before shouting out the painfully obvious in despair and disbelief.

"I summoned a plebian!?"

"That's our Zero, always surpassing our expectations!"A portly blonde shouted out, triggering Louise to glare at the laughing crowd angrily and go in a fit of rage.

"Shut it fatso!" She is now taking a few steps towards the crowd to make her voice louder and hide her embarrassment.

Saito sat there covering his ears that have been ringing since he arrived. He stared at the group of people for a while (cosplayers? Wait where the hell am I?). The boy watched for about another minute and decided to walk away from the scene that was taking place. It seems no one noticed his departure so he felt safe. He continued walking and turned his head around and was glad to see he still wasn't noticed, however as he turned to face forward he bumped into something scaly.

"The heck was-" He stopped himself as he saw a blue dragon and a small blue haired girl on top of it.

"Stay." The girl spoke with a deadpan voice.

~Saito pov

I looked at her quizically. (The hell is that language?)

"What?" I asked, but she gave me a similar look.

We stared at each other for what I'de say was about five minutes. During this time I guess the angry pink haired girl from before realised I left. I heard her yell in the same language, but I gave up trying to figure out what said language was. I turned around to see what was going on over there, and saw a very pissed girl walking towards me. (...She looks mad to say the least.)

~Louise pov

"All of you just shut up I'm sure its just a mistake! There is no way that ca-" I stopped myself, seeing that the familiar I had summoned was no longer there.

"Where the hell is it!?" I yelled in obvious rage.

Everyone started laughing even louder at this point. This made me furious as I looked left and right trying to find the plebian. (That thing is the exact opposite of what I wanted, what the hell divines!?)

"So looks like it ran away already Louise, maybe it got the intelligent part you asked for after all." Guiche said while continuing to laugh.

"Shut up and help me look for it damn you!" I yelled while searching.

Kirche stopped laughing for a moment. "Wait where did Tabitha go?" Everyone stopped laughing and looked for the quiet girl.

"There she is on her dragon, and there's Louises' familiar too." Montromency called out. Everyone looked over to where she was pointing, but not as fast as Louise, who was already making her way over.

~normal pov

"Stupid familiar get over here!" Louise yelled as loud as she could.

Sait covered his ears "Shut up I can't even understand you!" This was said in a slightly annoyed tone.

Louise stopped at this and wondered what the boy said.

"Oh man Louise, he isn't even smart to enough to speak our language." Guiche said, several people started to chuckle again. This made Louise lose focus.

"Shut up! Familiar stop speaking gibberish and get your ass over here!" Louise yelled again, causing Saito to put his hands on his ears again"

"You're too loud!" Saito said, he was now annoyed to his farthest extent.

Louise was now charging at the boy, annoyed that he wouldn't speak her language. She jumped on top of him to keep him from squirming. Tabitha was then thanked for stopping the familiar, which was responded with a nod. Prof. Colbert walked over to the mage and the boy she had summoned, still quite astounded by the fact the a human was summoned as a familiar. Louise got off the boy, and started to plead for another summoning chance. Saito sat up and gave a annoyed look at the girl that had just jumped him. No one paid any attention to him though, so he just continued to sit there, curious as to what will happen next.

"Please Professor let me redo the summoning spell, there is no way that this thing can be my familiar!"

"I'm sorry but there can not be a resummon of any sort."

"But I've never heard of having a commoner as a familiar!"

"Well you didn't seem to have a problem when you were searching for him, now proceed with the ritual."

She looked at him shocked and embarrassed.

"W-with that?" She stared at the professor in despair.

"Yes unless you want to be expelled, continue with the ritual." He said with a stern look in his eyes.

"Y-yes sir" Louise said with a defeated sigh.

She faced the confused boy quickly and unwillingly. She crouched down and looked him dead in the eye.

"You should be grateful, normally a commoner would never have the privilege of having a noble do this." She said with an angry look.

~Saito pov

(I still have no idea what the hell she is saying, but why is she so close to me)

Just as this thought comes to mind, the girl closes her eyes and her face starts to come closer to my own. I start to get nervous and I have a gulp as a ever so light blush came onto my face. (What the hell is she trying to do? And why am I starting to blush, I'm not letting this happen!) I put one hand up to cover my mouth and another to push her head away.

She looks surprised and slightly offended, but I take no mind to it.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing you stupid familiar! Hurry and finish the ritual!" The girl says again with the language that I happen to not know.

I scoot backwards and stand up as I brush off the dirt that got on me and looked at her. She then stands up soon after and starts to walk towards me with an annoyed look on her face. I start to walk back as she does this, then she dashes at me. I turn around quickly and started running away. (Where is the damn exit!) I turn my head to see if she is still chasing me...of course she still is, why not.

"Stop f**king chasing me damn it!" I yelled out.

"I still don't know what your saying but get back here damn you!" Louise yelled back.

Does she understand me, or is she just yelling randomly at me? Whatever I don't care! I just want out of here! Just as I say that I am blocked off by a group of students. I stop and scoff.

"Move." I say with a deadpan voice hoping that they understand me. They obviously don't so I do what any reasonable escaper would do, knock out the person in front of me. I do just that and run straight into that dragon again. That girl is still on top of it, has she not moved?

"Shit, I'm trapped now." I say that because they are now holding me down and the pink haired girl is walking closer, with a furious expression on her face (I swear if it was possible the ground she was walking on would be burning as she passed.). I simply give her a annoyed and slightly angered stare while trying to escape.

I try to struggle but that was proven to be in vain because the girl sat on top of me as the others held me down. (Why am I trying to escape anyway? She is pretty cute, wait no what am I talking about? damn it!)She takes out a stick from her cape and places it on my head.

She sighed and then said something that I yet again, did not understand.

"My name is Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere. Pentagon of the five elemental powers, please bless this humble being, and make him my familiar." she recited and then brought her head down and brought her lips upon mine.

She brought her head up as quickly as she had brought it down, and gave me a hateful look (Tch, it's your own fault don't get mad at me). I simply look at her and wondered just what the hell that was all about. Just as I continue to stare at the girl with a dull, yet annoyed expression I feel a burning sensation in my left hand and I wince in pain slightly as I squeeze my left in a phase of pain. I inhale deeply and then exhale while the hurting sensation subsides.

~Louise pov (Oh joy basically i'm doing what happened in saito's pov but with Louise perspective/thoughts, if you don't care for that skip to the normal pov after it.)

(D-damn it I don't want this familiar to be my first real kiss! it would have been better if I just summoned a turtle, or anything besides this!)

I take a deep breath and prepare myself for what I'm about to do. I look at him (Well at least he doesn't look too bad, but whats up with those clothes?) I stare at him and hesitantly bring my face close to his. I open my eyes slightly, and see him cover his mouth and push my face away (What the hell!? Whats witht hat he should feel greatful that I'm doing this!)

I stared at him with a look of surprise and probably offense, because I definitely felt insulted as it happened. However he doesnt seem to even care.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing you stupid familiar! Hurry and finish the ritual!" I yell at him with what I'de say is the most annoyed yell that I've ever done.

He starts to scoot away, either because my yell startled him or he is trying to create distance, probably the second choice though. He stands up and brushes the dirt of him, however that angered me because it seems as though he is ignoring me, then he looked at me (His eyes look so cold...) I walk towards him with a slightly less angered look on my face, but I have to keep a controlled face so I give an annoyed expression. As I continue to walk towards him, he starts to back up which makes me even more annoyed so I make a dash towards him. Seeing this he quickly made way to get away from me. (Damn him! Am why is he trying to resist, its not like I'm going to kill him!) He looks back assumingly to see if I'm still there, of course I am I don't give up that easily!

"Stop f**king chasing me damn it!" He yelled out, however I didnt understand, but I had to say something.

"I still don't know what your saying but get back here damn you!" I yelled back.

Damn he's fast, this is going to take a while if he doesn'slow down! Maybe if I can block him off I will be able to catch him. I look over to Kirche, Guiche, Montomency, and Tabitha, and pointed to the running familiar. Surprisingly they realized what I meant to do and even more so they actually helped. They got other members of the class and cut him off. Great he stopped!

He tells them something but none of us understand. Then he does something that surprises me to say the least. He walks up to the one in front of him, which happens to be the fat boy, I think his name was Malicorne, and punched him in the gut and knocking him out (Maybe the divines got the strong part right). He runs ahead after knocking him out and runs face first into Sylphid, Tabitha's dragon. He seems confused, I take that into advantage and motion for them to capture him. (Its about damn time) He once again speaks, but still no one can understand.

"Shit, I'm trapped now." He says that and I walk towards him with quite the angry expression on my face. I however am surprised that he doesn't show fear at this sight, he still has a cold stare, just with a slightly annoyed expression as he tries to escape (He doesn't have the right to have this look right now he is the one who ran away from me!)

He struggles but its of no use since I restricted more of his movement by sitting on his stomache while he is being held by the others. ( This is embarrassing! Damnit why is he so resistant to this!? Does he think I'm ugly or something? Grr f**k it lets just get this over with!) I take my wand out and place it on his forehead, I sigh and reluctantly recite the incantation, as I still didn't want to do the seal. (But I finally caught him at least!)

"My name is Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere. Pentagon of the five elemental powers, please bless this humble being, and make him my familiar." After finishing the incantation I bring my head down and placed my lips upon his.

I brought my head up as soon as I was aware that it had been completed and shot him a hateful glare (Whether it was because it took so long to catch him or that I ad to kiss him I don't know but it made me mad). He looked at me and I wondered what he was thinking. He continued to stare at me with a dull, expression and I wondered if there was a reason for the blank look he constantly has. He then looks like he is in pain which I assume is from the runes being branded to signify the contract being made. He breathed in and out deeply and then he lets go of his hand, so I assume the pain has passed, but It seemed amazing that he hadn't passed out, that is until Malicorne woke up and grabbed a big rock from the ground, and started to beat him in the head with it until he was unconcious. We all stared at the heavy boy with surprise, I however found it annoying that we now had to get my familiar to my room by some other means now. I glared at Malicorne and he got a bit scared and backed away, I then stared at Guiche and told him to help bring it to my room.

~Normal pov

Saito and Louise are now in Louise's bedroom and Saito is still knocked out and he is lying on the bed while Louise is sitting on a chair nearby drinking some tea. The pink haired mage sighs since she has been waiting for about 2 hours now. She sighs again and as she does Saito starts to stir around in the bed and then he starts to open his eyes. He winces while trying to adjust to the light.

"Mmmm, damn was that a dream?" Saito asks himself, not aware of Louise's presence.

Louise sees him wake up and sighs.

"So I still can't understand you, damn it!" Louise yells in frustration, which surprises Saito.

"So that girl is still here." He sighs then becomes tense as he remember what happened earlier. "Hey pink hair, where the hell am I, and why did you kiss me? Actually who the hell are you first off, and why was there a f**king dragon out there" Saito stampeded with questions which annoyed Louise and surprised himself, as he has never spoke that much at once.

"Ugh, your annoying shut up!" Louise yells.

Saito gives an agitated sigh but continues to ask questions.

"Shut up,shut up,shut up!" She yells as she grabs her wand.

"Let's see I learned the silence spell last year, right? Well lets try it." She raises her wand and points it at Saito, "Silence!" There was explosion followed after it (of course there was!). Saito lied on the bed after getting blown up, but he was still conscious.

" *cough* What the hell, you crazy she-devil!" Saito exclaimed at her, she looked very surprised.

"I- I can understand you." She said questioning what just happened in her head.

Saito stared at her and spoke "Its about freaking time." After saying that however Louise gave him glare and was about to throw a tantrum, but was interrupted by Saito's questions.

(ok question and answer time :P)

"Who are you?"

"Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere, I told you that already when i was finishing the ritual."

"Ritual? Whatever that comes later, Where am I?"

"The Magic Academy of course!" She stared at him as though It were common sense after she answered that.

"...Magic? Are you crazy?"

"What is crazy about magic?"

"How about the fact that it doesn't exist"

She now looked at him like she was determined that he was the dumbest person in the world.

"What the hell are you talking about of course it does."

"Fine fine whatever. "

She looked at Saito and knew that he was unconvinced but let it go for now.

"Continue with your questions."

"...What country is this?"

Now she was downright dumbfounded.

"Tristain you idiot!"

"...what about the continent?"

She stopped being shocked and decided I was just stupid.

"Halkeginia."

"...Right, now I know I'm in a mental institute with fancy rooms, thank you for your time."

She looked at him hatefully now.

"Wait one more question...why am I here."

She looked at Saito and sighed.

"You were summoned to be my familiar."

"Your familiar? Whats that supposed to mean?"

"Man you're stupid! You are to serve me and aid me in battles, I am your master so you will do what I command of you, understand?" She said this with a straight face and the boy sighed in defeat. He was actually stating to believe this was a school of magic.

"Show me proof."

"Of what?"

"Magic you dummy."

She looked at him angrily and brought her wand up.

"Silence!" She shouted for a second attempt...she got a second explosion.

Saito stared at her dully. "How about you try some magic and not try to blow us the f**k up."

Louise became a bit pissed at that remark, and pointed the wand at him again.

"Who do you think you are to speak to your master like that!"

"I am Saito Hiraga, and you are not my master, or a mage, you are just a crazy bomb addict." He said this confidently.

"Why you! Wait whats Saito Hiraga?"

Saito sighed at this, and pointed to himself, "I am, my name is Saito Hiraga."

"Hiraga Saito? What a strange name. Where are you from?"

"So now your asking questions? Alright then, I come from Tokyo, Japan."

She looked at the boy questioningly?

"Where is that I've never heard of either of those places." She spoke sincere and Saito knew she wasn't kidding.

"You know on the continent of Asia...Planet Earth?" Saito was anxious about the next response.

"Asia? Earth? Where the hell are those?"

Saito was shocked at this answer.

"Wait you really don't know?" He asked even though he knew the answer. She nodded.

"This can't be happening." He looked out the window and saw that it was night time, "Hey Louise, seems as though its night time, we should go to sleep." After he said this Louise looked outside to see that he was right.

"Wow, how long were we talking?" She asked to no one specifically and looked at the familiar who she hadn't even realized had been standing up for a while now.

Louise then turned to her wardrobe and opened it. Much to Saito's surprise she just started to undress to get in her nightgown.

"W-what the hell are you doing!?" Saito exclaimed while shielding his eyes and fighting back a small blush.

"I'm getting dressed to go to bed." She said, apparently unaware that this is making him uncomfortable.

"Couldn't you have told me so I could leave the room! Don't you find it awkward for a guy to be in here while you're changing!?" Saito was now experiencing emotions he hadn't had to deal with before.

"Guy? Where, your the only other one in here." She said this so nonchalant.

Saito had now regained his composure and uncovered his eyes but kept them shut. "You are aware that I am a male right?" He deadpanned.

"You? You are only a familiar, getting changed in front of you would be like changing infront of a tree or a dog." She said while facing him in only her undergarments.

Saito sighed, "Alright then lets see how you feel about this then." Saito then unbuttoned his pants and pulled them off. He then pulled down his underwear. "See I am a guy, not a tree, and not a dog." Louise flinched at this and shielded her eyes, her face was as red as a cherry.

"I-i-i-idiot! W-what do you th-think you're d-doing!?" She yelled in severe embarrassment.

"It's your own fault, you decided that I was as aware as a dog or a tree, and I proved you wrong and now you are to embarrassed to even realize that I've covered up now." Saito said with a deadpanned voice but sounded so nonchalant.

"I-its different the other way around! The master isn't to see their servant's...a-a-area...but the servant is to be willing to take all orders the master gives, which includes dressing them which you are now about to do!" She protests while obviously flustered by what just happened.

"Like hell I'm going to dress you!" He yelled to his so called 'master' (Looks like its Saito's turn to be embarrassed.)

"You have to It is my order, and you are obligated to do so!" Louise exclaims in a angry manner.

"Screw you! Dress yourself! Cause I'm not doing shit!" Saito countered.

Louise's temper was starting to rise at this point.

"You have to and you also shouldn't be embarrassed over your masters body especially not if I'm not, because once again you are obligated to do these types of tasks! Your nothing but a familiar after all!" She was saying all this while making it sound like it was common sense.

Saito was trying to figure out a way to counter, so he just let words flow out of his mouth now.

"Oh is that so? Well what if this said familiar were to take your virginity while you were sleeping would you not feel embarrassed, just because I am 'only' a familiar? I already took your first kiss, and you seems pretty embarrassed at the beginning of the whole thing!" Saito couldn't believe what he just proclaimed.

Louise was now blood red from embarrassment from what he just said, and tried to think of a way to counter. She, however was not capable of saying something to counteract this.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-well y-" She tried to say but stopped when she realized that her familiar was no longer in her room. (Glad i stopped her there because I had no idea how to counter xD)

"W-w-what the hell!? When did he leave!?" She exclaimed, however she was relieved that she no longer had to counter. However she did become boiling with rage when she realized that what he did was run away...again! She quickly got changed into her school uniform...again, and chased after her disobedient familiar.

(Ok we are going into Saito pov again but I don't feel up to doing Louise with the exact same thing just different perspective so I will do something, just not that xD :P)

~Saito pov

(Crazy bitch! What the hell was all that about!? and on top of it all I've still got to deal with the fact that she says that this is a magic school!)

I ran down the stairs and saw a blonde guy with and a girl in the hallway. I decided to to eavesdrop for the hell of it.

(umm again I can't remember the conversation to key so ima guess ok? awesome!)

"Oh Lord Guiche" The brown haired girl said.

"Katie, you truly are the only one for me." The guy who I assume is Guiche says.

I classify Guiche, as a douche bag player type boy, and Katie simply as a victim of him.

"I have been working hard and I got top score for my soufle' in the class."Katie says as though she is genuinely in a trance by this guy.

"Oh is that so? I would love try some one day." Guiche says smoothly.

"Really!" Her eyes light up like a f**king Christmas tree.

"Of course, I would never deceive the one that I love." Guiche tells her, it obviously convinced her judging by the look on her face.

Ok that's definitely a line he uses a lot, I'll make note of that to screw him over one day.

I get bored of the conversation and casually walk by hoping not to attract attention. Too late (Damnit!).

"Hey commoner, you know you cause me a lot of trouble back there when you got knocked out. You should show some respect."

"How about ,no and if you ask for it again, here is my second reply, piss off." I tell him coldly.

He looks at me in shock and tells me to watch my back. I replied to him with a he had better stop cheating on girls. He tensed up after that, I see I was right. I heard footsteps coming from upstairs. Oh shit! I started heading down the stairs as fast as I could.

~Louise pov (not her perspective but after Saito made a mad dash)

(Damn he's stubborn and incomptent, saying all that the running off, on top of that he claims to be from another world. Thats just great I summoned a looney familiar!)

I got to the bottom of the stairs and heard Saito's voice, there he is! When I got to the bottom I saw Guiche and a girl but not Saito. (Wait thats not Montromency...Douche) I look at him sternly and motion for him to follow me, he obliges and we chase after Saito. After I explain what happens he sighs, probably wondering why this happened again, but then started laughing hard. I smacked him in the head causing him to fall and yelled back to tell him to hurry up. We ran past Kirche, which I skillfully ignored and went outside.

"Saito! get back here!" I yelled angrily as I saw him in the field of the academy.

"No thank you!" He yells in response, I was wondering why he didn't just say no but decided that it was unimportant.

"Guiche now get him!" I commanded.

"Will do!" He said as he lifted Saito in the air. "Take this you unruly commoner." He started to move him around the air at random. I though it was appropriate punishment, until he puked on the ground. Guiche though it was disgusting and stopped moving him.

~Saito pov

Ugh I haven't eaten all day and then I puke. Damnit! This sucks...wait... I'm f**king flying! How did this happen!?

"Put me down damn you!" Saito yelled but was ignored.

I sighed and looked at the sky in despair. I was shocked and my eyes widened a bit.

"THERE ARE TWO MOONS!?"

Okay well that wraps up chapter 2, what did you think? I think it took a hell of a long time to write so I'de appreciate some props xD well I know again I probably made several errors, but I'm too tired to write anymore I've been writing for 6 hours non-stop. Well let me know if you have any suggestions as to what should take place and if I deem it suitable for the story I will probably work it into the story. Oh and sorry I know Saito's attitude is supposed to be cold,passive, or... Tabitha attitude, but if I dont have a constant reminder I will forget and the attitude will go all over the place, as I'm pretty sure it did this time. Well anyway hope you look forward to the next chapter!

~ Au revoir