Okay everyone, this is the aftermath to "Fast Food Freakout!" Enjoy!
DISCLAMER: Do you own Hamtaro? ...Well there's something we have in common.
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The next morning all of the Ham-Hams were feeling pretty good about themselves. They
were all gathered at the clubhouse, except for Maxwell that is.
"That was a real great thing we pulled off last night, hams!" Boss congratulated
the hamsters.
"That will teach those evil hamster eating humans!" said Stan. Suddenly,
Maxwell came bursting in through the door.
"Guys! Guys! I have some terrible news!" Maxwell exclaimed.
"Heke?" all the Ham-Hams said in unison, other than Snoozer.
"Like, what's wrong, Maxwell?" Sandy asked.
"Did you loose your sunflower seeds?" Oxnard curiously asked.
"No! Worse!" said Maxwell, "I found out the hamster killers are still out there!"
All the Ham-Hams gasped, but Boss finally spoke up. "Big deal, we burnt down
the fast food restaurant so the hamster killers will have to stop because they don't got
anywhere to sell the hamster meat to."
"There is more than one fast food restaurant in the world, Boss!" Maxwell
explained.
"Heke?!" Boss said, surprised.
"There are millions if not more of them in the world!" Maxwell informed them.
"Oh-no!" Hamtaro said in a worried tone.
"Ve can not possibly burn down all of zem!" said Bijou, looking very scared.
"No we can't." Maxwell looked determined, "I found out that meat comes from
farms. I suggest we go right to the source."
"Farms? You mean like... Pepper's farm?!" Oxnard said, sounding very worried
and scared.
"Maybe they're rasin' Pepper on that there farm to cook 'er up and eat 'er!"
Howdy exclaimed. Oxnard screamed!
"Oh-no! We gotta' save Pepper!" Oxnard cried as he ran out of the clubhouse.
"Oxy! Wait up!" Hamtaro yelled, and he ran to fallow Oxnard as did the rest of
the Ham-Hams. Except for Snoozer of course. They got outside the tunnel to see Oxnard
running off.
"Oxy! Pepper's farm is too far from here! You'll never make it!" Boss yelled.
Oxnard stopped, he hated to admit it but Boss was right. He turned to the Ham-Hams
and his eyes were very teared up.
"B-b-but what about Pepper?" he asked. Suddenly the Ham-Hams heard a
familiar guitar.
"Heke?" they all said.
"Is that who I think it is?!" Hamtaro exclaimed. He looked ahead and sure
enough, Jingle was approaching them riding on Herbert, his faithful pig.
"Jingle!" all the Ham-Hams said at once. Jingle looked up.
"Heke? We if it isn't the group of the amazing Ham-Hams." Jingle said.
"Boy are we lucky you came around!" Hamtaro said, happily.
"Hey! It's Hamtaco, isn't it?" Jingle asked. Hamtaro went from happy to a bit
peeved.
"The name is Hamtaro." he said coldly. Oxnard butted in.
"Jingle! I hate to ask but could you please give us a ride to the farm up on the
mountain!" Oxnard cried.
"All around my pig and I go, our next stop even I don't know." answered Jingle.
"But if we don't hurry Pepper might get eaten!" Oxnard cried even harder.
"Heke? Sound serious." Jingle responded. "Very well, you can all hop aboard
Herbert and we can head to this mountain farm." The Ham-Hams sighed with relief.
"Thank goodness." Hamtaro sighed as he climbed aboard Herbert.
"Here, Bijou! I'll help you on!" Boss smiled and blushed.
"Thank you very much, Boss." Bijou said, smiling back. This caused Boss's face
to go completely red, but he eventually helped Bijou on the back of Herbert.
"Okay, Herbert." Jingle began, "Let's hit the road." Herbert snorted and they
began on the long journey to Pepper's farm. Lucky for the Ham-Hams it was a school
day so most of their owners were off at school.
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The Ham-Hams were very lucky most of the owners were off at school. It had
already been an two hours and they seemed to have a long way to go.
"I hate to ask, but do you think you could speed this up?" Hamtaro asked.
"Yes, by now Pepper could be falling down someone esophagus." Maxwell said,
this caused Oxnard to panic. Jingle remained calm, however.
"Herbert just needs to find some inspiration."
"Oh, cats. I knew I should have grabbed some corn on our way here." Hamtaro
sighed. Oxnard just became more and more upset. Finally Boss stood up.
"Heke? Where are you going, Boss?" Cappy asked him.
"I think it's time Herbert found some other inspiration." Boss said as he walked
over to Herbert's tail. Boss grabbed the tail of the pig and bit it hard. Herbert squealed
and began running faster than ever! If Boss wasn't holding on to Herbert's tail he would
have fallen off himself!
The Ham-Hams were screaming with fear, even Jingle looked a little scared.
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In much shorter time then the Ham-Hams expected, they arrived at Pepper's farm.
The Ham-Hams jumped off Herbert's back. "Just wait here, Jingle. We'll be back soon
enough." Hamtaro told him.
"Okay, but make it quick." Jingle told him, "We vagrant wanderers don't like to
stay in one place for too long."
The Ham-Hams quickly ran around searching for Pepper. They all stayed in a
group because everyone wanted to be there when they were to make sure Pepper was still
alive.
"Pepper! Pepper, where are you?!" Oxnard called out. He was the most worried
out of anyone. Suddenly the Ham-Hams heard a familiar voice.
"Oxy? What are you doing here?"
It was Pepper! The Ham-Hams ran over to greet her. Oxnard grabbed Pepper and
gave her a hug. He was crying with happiness.
"Oh thank goodness! Pepper, I though you were going down someone
esofagoose!" Oxnard cried, mispronouncing esophagus.
"Heke?" Pepper asked in confusion, "Oxy, what in the world are you talkin'
about?!"
"We found out hamster meat was provided by farms and they were used on
hamburgers!" Hamtaro explained.
"We were worried you were cooked up and eaten!" said Pashmina.
"But we, like, got here in time to save you!" Sandy said, heroically.
"Hamburgers? Made from hamsters?" Pepper blinked, then sighed. "You city
hams are so hopeless..."
"Heke?" all the Ham-Hams said in confusion.
"You mean hamburgers aren't made from hamsters?" asked Hamtaro.
"Of course not!" Pepper cried, "They are made from cows!"
"But, no!" Dexter exclaimed, "That's their cover-up!"
"It's no cover-up." Pepper explained, "Cows are shipped to the slaughterhouse
from here!"
Oxnard looked over at a nearby herd of cows. "Aw, poor cows."
"Ookwee." said Penelope, sadly.
"What gave you the idea that hamburgers were made from hamsters, anyway?!"
Pepper asked.
"Um," Hamtaro began, "the name, I guess."
"Well, Hamtaro," Boss said, "it seems you looked into this before jumping to silly
conclusions."
This caused Hamtaro to get embarrassed. "Kushi-kushi!" Hamtaro said and he
put his paws on his head. Maxwell then jumped in surprise.
"Guys! Do you realize what this means?!" Maxwell asked.
"What?" asked Hamtaro.
"It means we burned down that restaurant for no reason!" Maxwell cried. The
Ham-Hams gasped and then here was a moment of silence. Boss finally broke it.
"Well," Boss began, "serves 'em right for hurting poor little cows!"
*************************************
The Ham-Hams were a bit later on coming home than they had hoped. They just
hoped none of there owners noticed they were missing. To prevent Herbert from
anymore pain, Pepper gave Hamtaro and ear of corn so Boss wouldn't bite Herbert's tail
again.
"Thanks for the lift, Jingle!" Hamtaro smiled as he and the Ham-Hams hoped off.
"Anytime, Hamtoro!" Jingle smiled back.
"That's Hamtaro." he replied, but he was still smiling. The Ham-Hams were
about to go there separate ways when they heard Laura's father cooking on the barbecue.
"Laura!" he called, "The hamburgers are ready!" The Ham-Hams all looked at
each other and laughed. "And so are the hot dogs!" They stopped laughing.
"H-h-hot dogs?!" Hamtaro cried.
"You mean zey cook poor puppies like Brandy?!" Bijou said.
"Guess we gotta' find where hot dogs are made and burn this place down, too!"
Boss exclaimed.
Jingle was riding off into the sunset on his pig. "Some hams never learn, do they
Herbert?" Jingle asked. Herbert simply snorted.
*************************************
Laura was sitting down writing in her diary, speaking out loud.
"Dear diary, the strangest thing happened today. The local fast food restaurant
was burned down and the only clues the police could find was a few matches and a tea
kettle." said Laura.
"Yeah, sorry about that!" Hamtaro thought to himself, while eating a sunflower
seed, "I guess me and the Ham-Hams got a bit carried away. Maybe we should go ask
Pepper what hot dogs are made of before we jump to any more conclusions. I still don't
get why hamburgers are called 'hamburgers' and not be called cowburgers."
Laura finished up writing in her diary and closed it. "Well today was pretty
weird, but kind of exciting too! And you know what? I have a feeling tomorrow will be
even better! Don't you think so Hamtaro?"
"Heke?"
The End
DISCLAMER: Do you own Hamtaro? ...Well there's something we have in common.
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The next morning all of the Ham-Hams were feeling pretty good about themselves. They
were all gathered at the clubhouse, except for Maxwell that is.
"That was a real great thing we pulled off last night, hams!" Boss congratulated
the hamsters.
"That will teach those evil hamster eating humans!" said Stan. Suddenly,
Maxwell came bursting in through the door.
"Guys! Guys! I have some terrible news!" Maxwell exclaimed.
"Heke?" all the Ham-Hams said in unison, other than Snoozer.
"Like, what's wrong, Maxwell?" Sandy asked.
"Did you loose your sunflower seeds?" Oxnard curiously asked.
"No! Worse!" said Maxwell, "I found out the hamster killers are still out there!"
All the Ham-Hams gasped, but Boss finally spoke up. "Big deal, we burnt down
the fast food restaurant so the hamster killers will have to stop because they don't got
anywhere to sell the hamster meat to."
"There is more than one fast food restaurant in the world, Boss!" Maxwell
explained.
"Heke?!" Boss said, surprised.
"There are millions if not more of them in the world!" Maxwell informed them.
"Oh-no!" Hamtaro said in a worried tone.
"Ve can not possibly burn down all of zem!" said Bijou, looking very scared.
"No we can't." Maxwell looked determined, "I found out that meat comes from
farms. I suggest we go right to the source."
"Farms? You mean like... Pepper's farm?!" Oxnard said, sounding very worried
and scared.
"Maybe they're rasin' Pepper on that there farm to cook 'er up and eat 'er!"
Howdy exclaimed. Oxnard screamed!
"Oh-no! We gotta' save Pepper!" Oxnard cried as he ran out of the clubhouse.
"Oxy! Wait up!" Hamtaro yelled, and he ran to fallow Oxnard as did the rest of
the Ham-Hams. Except for Snoozer of course. They got outside the tunnel to see Oxnard
running off.
"Oxy! Pepper's farm is too far from here! You'll never make it!" Boss yelled.
Oxnard stopped, he hated to admit it but Boss was right. He turned to the Ham-Hams
and his eyes were very teared up.
"B-b-but what about Pepper?" he asked. Suddenly the Ham-Hams heard a
familiar guitar.
"Heke?" they all said.
"Is that who I think it is?!" Hamtaro exclaimed. He looked ahead and sure
enough, Jingle was approaching them riding on Herbert, his faithful pig.
"Jingle!" all the Ham-Hams said at once. Jingle looked up.
"Heke? We if it isn't the group of the amazing Ham-Hams." Jingle said.
"Boy are we lucky you came around!" Hamtaro said, happily.
"Hey! It's Hamtaco, isn't it?" Jingle asked. Hamtaro went from happy to a bit
peeved.
"The name is Hamtaro." he said coldly. Oxnard butted in.
"Jingle! I hate to ask but could you please give us a ride to the farm up on the
mountain!" Oxnard cried.
"All around my pig and I go, our next stop even I don't know." answered Jingle.
"But if we don't hurry Pepper might get eaten!" Oxnard cried even harder.
"Heke? Sound serious." Jingle responded. "Very well, you can all hop aboard
Herbert and we can head to this mountain farm." The Ham-Hams sighed with relief.
"Thank goodness." Hamtaro sighed as he climbed aboard Herbert.
"Here, Bijou! I'll help you on!" Boss smiled and blushed.
"Thank you very much, Boss." Bijou said, smiling back. This caused Boss's face
to go completely red, but he eventually helped Bijou on the back of Herbert.
"Okay, Herbert." Jingle began, "Let's hit the road." Herbert snorted and they
began on the long journey to Pepper's farm. Lucky for the Ham-Hams it was a school
day so most of their owners were off at school.
*************************************
The Ham-Hams were very lucky most of the owners were off at school. It had
already been an two hours and they seemed to have a long way to go.
"I hate to ask, but do you think you could speed this up?" Hamtaro asked.
"Yes, by now Pepper could be falling down someone esophagus." Maxwell said,
this caused Oxnard to panic. Jingle remained calm, however.
"Herbert just needs to find some inspiration."
"Oh, cats. I knew I should have grabbed some corn on our way here." Hamtaro
sighed. Oxnard just became more and more upset. Finally Boss stood up.
"Heke? Where are you going, Boss?" Cappy asked him.
"I think it's time Herbert found some other inspiration." Boss said as he walked
over to Herbert's tail. Boss grabbed the tail of the pig and bit it hard. Herbert squealed
and began running faster than ever! If Boss wasn't holding on to Herbert's tail he would
have fallen off himself!
The Ham-Hams were screaming with fear, even Jingle looked a little scared.
*************************************
In much shorter time then the Ham-Hams expected, they arrived at Pepper's farm.
The Ham-Hams jumped off Herbert's back. "Just wait here, Jingle. We'll be back soon
enough." Hamtaro told him.
"Okay, but make it quick." Jingle told him, "We vagrant wanderers don't like to
stay in one place for too long."
The Ham-Hams quickly ran around searching for Pepper. They all stayed in a
group because everyone wanted to be there when they were to make sure Pepper was still
alive.
"Pepper! Pepper, where are you?!" Oxnard called out. He was the most worried
out of anyone. Suddenly the Ham-Hams heard a familiar voice.
"Oxy? What are you doing here?"
It was Pepper! The Ham-Hams ran over to greet her. Oxnard grabbed Pepper and
gave her a hug. He was crying with happiness.
"Oh thank goodness! Pepper, I though you were going down someone
esofagoose!" Oxnard cried, mispronouncing esophagus.
"Heke?" Pepper asked in confusion, "Oxy, what in the world are you talkin'
about?!"
"We found out hamster meat was provided by farms and they were used on
hamburgers!" Hamtaro explained.
"We were worried you were cooked up and eaten!" said Pashmina.
"But we, like, got here in time to save you!" Sandy said, heroically.
"Hamburgers? Made from hamsters?" Pepper blinked, then sighed. "You city
hams are so hopeless..."
"Heke?" all the Ham-Hams said in confusion.
"You mean hamburgers aren't made from hamsters?" asked Hamtaro.
"Of course not!" Pepper cried, "They are made from cows!"
"But, no!" Dexter exclaimed, "That's their cover-up!"
"It's no cover-up." Pepper explained, "Cows are shipped to the slaughterhouse
from here!"
Oxnard looked over at a nearby herd of cows. "Aw, poor cows."
"Ookwee." said Penelope, sadly.
"What gave you the idea that hamburgers were made from hamsters, anyway?!"
Pepper asked.
"Um," Hamtaro began, "the name, I guess."
"Well, Hamtaro," Boss said, "it seems you looked into this before jumping to silly
conclusions."
This caused Hamtaro to get embarrassed. "Kushi-kushi!" Hamtaro said and he
put his paws on his head. Maxwell then jumped in surprise.
"Guys! Do you realize what this means?!" Maxwell asked.
"What?" asked Hamtaro.
"It means we burned down that restaurant for no reason!" Maxwell cried. The
Ham-Hams gasped and then here was a moment of silence. Boss finally broke it.
"Well," Boss began, "serves 'em right for hurting poor little cows!"
*************************************
The Ham-Hams were a bit later on coming home than they had hoped. They just
hoped none of there owners noticed they were missing. To prevent Herbert from
anymore pain, Pepper gave Hamtaro and ear of corn so Boss wouldn't bite Herbert's tail
again.
"Thanks for the lift, Jingle!" Hamtaro smiled as he and the Ham-Hams hoped off.
"Anytime, Hamtoro!" Jingle smiled back.
"That's Hamtaro." he replied, but he was still smiling. The Ham-Hams were
about to go there separate ways when they heard Laura's father cooking on the barbecue.
"Laura!" he called, "The hamburgers are ready!" The Ham-Hams all looked at
each other and laughed. "And so are the hot dogs!" They stopped laughing.
"H-h-hot dogs?!" Hamtaro cried.
"You mean zey cook poor puppies like Brandy?!" Bijou said.
"Guess we gotta' find where hot dogs are made and burn this place down, too!"
Boss exclaimed.
Jingle was riding off into the sunset on his pig. "Some hams never learn, do they
Herbert?" Jingle asked. Herbert simply snorted.
*************************************
Laura was sitting down writing in her diary, speaking out loud.
"Dear diary, the strangest thing happened today. The local fast food restaurant
was burned down and the only clues the police could find was a few matches and a tea
kettle." said Laura.
"Yeah, sorry about that!" Hamtaro thought to himself, while eating a sunflower
seed, "I guess me and the Ham-Hams got a bit carried away. Maybe we should go ask
Pepper what hot dogs are made of before we jump to any more conclusions. I still don't
get why hamburgers are called 'hamburgers' and not be called cowburgers."
Laura finished up writing in her diary and closed it. "Well today was pretty
weird, but kind of exciting too! And you know what? I have a feeling tomorrow will be
even better! Don't you think so Hamtaro?"
"Heke?"
The End
