Runescape: Paramedic 08

PLOT:Theres s new guy in Lumbride called Paramedic 08 who recently helped Sir Varr kill the dragon. But Paramedic does not just do that. He becomes more of a hero than any other person in Runescape. But along the way he meets the girl of his dreams.

He made it to level 12 and he saw 20 ghosts guarding this little Golblin with 2 heads. Suddenly a man in Dragon arour killed all the ghosts and he said go and kilol that Evil Goblin. Paramedic went up to the goblin and then got hit by 4. He ran away but then remembered the anchovies in his inventory. He eat 2 and then carried on with his fight. He hit 1s 0s and even 2s and then finally he killed it and then got hit buy a reverant imp. The imp hit all his hitpoint nad he died and lost his full bronze and anchovies. He went back to The Duke and said he killed it. He was rewarded with 100 coins and full iron armour. Then a terrible fire burned down all of Lumbridge Castle. Paramedic jumped out the window leaving The Duke inside the duke got crushed and burned to death as Paramedic watched in fear and sadness. After that everybody in Lumbride including Paramedic payed 10 coins to rebuild the castle. After Paramedic payed he ran strait over to Bobo the hatchet salesen and said can i have a battleaxe for 80 coins? Bob said we only have Iron ones for 70gp but if you want to give 80 we will give you a free Bronze Hatchet. He gave the 80gp and got a hatchet and a battleaxe.