Sporkie: YAYS! Chapter teewww! Thank you to all my readers! You make me happeh! :D

Disclaimer: Me no own Bleach…or any shops mentioned in the story.

---BEGIN!—

"Sooo…is that a yes?"

"…"

"COME ON! Everyone else is too lazy, or they're packing."

"…fine," Ulquiorra sighed.

Grimmjow then grabbed him be the wrist and literally dragged Uqluiorra out of the house. It's time to do some shopping. First stop, the paint store.

A small bell rung as Grimmjow and Ulquiorra stepped into the store. The room was filled with colored paper and the scent of paint. Ulquiorra made his way to the green section while Grimmjow stayed at the blue.

"Hmmm, should I get the lighter shade or the darker shade? Ima go ask Ulquiorra."

"Hey Ulquiorra! Which one looks better? This blue or this blue?"

"…I think the electric blue is best."

"Lighter one it is."

---One Hour Later—

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra now have their paint and are now walking towards the mall. Furniture can wait 'til tomorrow.

Grimmjow got electric blue paint and some black and white spray paint. Ulquiorra got a forest green paint and white paint. Nice and simple. Now all they need is some more clothes.

'So which shop should we head to first?" Grimmjow asked.

Ulquiorra looked around and shrugged. "I really don't care."

"Over there!" Grimmjow and Ulquiorra then headed to Vans (1). "I need some new shoes and some hoodies."

After Grimmjow got his laced up black and blue checkered Vans (2), and a black and blue striped hoodie, and Ulquiorra got his black and white checker hoodie and black Vans (3), they both headed to Pac Sun for some jeans and some shirts.

"Hmm, I'm hungry. Wanna grab some food?"

"Sure."

With that the two new BFFs headed to the food court. On their way there Someone bumped, actually it was more like crashed, into Ulquiorra.

"Oh! I'm sorry, are you ok—?"

"…"

"…"

"…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" shouted Ichigo Kurosaki with Rukia and Renji behind him.

"Um, shopping?" Ulquiorra answered.

"Obviously," Grimmjow joined in.

"I mean: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN KARAKURA?!"

"Oh," Grimmjow rubbed the back of his neck, "yea, 'bout that. Aizen thinks that we need to learn about responsibility so he sent us here."

"How many of you are here?" Rukia asked.

"Seven. Please excuse us." Ulquiorra brushed himself off and pulled Grimmjow towards the food court.

Rukia, Renji, and Ichigo stared at eachother. It is STALKING TIME!

---Food Court—

"Do you feel like we're being watched?" Grimmjow asked with burger bits in his mouth.

"Finish chewing before talking. And about your question, yes."

Little did they know, the shinigami trio was hiding behind a pillar nearby.

"Do you think they would do anything?" Renji asked. "I mean, they look like they're just trying to eat in peace.

"We don't know that. What if they're studying Karakura to learn how to take over?"

"Yea, what bunny girl said."

Grimmjow burped as he finished the last of the fries. "We should stop at a pet store after this."

Ulquiorra just nodded, mouth still latched on to the straw on the chocolate milkshake.

"Let's go."

With that, the two espadas stood up and headed towards the exit with the Shinigami Trio (now called the ST) trailing behind.

---PETCO!—

"Why the fuck are espadas at the pet store?" Ichigo leg shook because of the position they've been sitting for the past 15 minutes.

"Maybe it's because Aizen gave them pets to teach them responsibility."

Ichigo and Rukia stared at Renji.

"That's stupid."

"I have to agree with Ichigo on that one. Hey! Where did they go?"

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra was in the collar section, picking out a collar for their pet. Grimmjow got Pocky a light blue collar with paw prints, while Ulquiorra got Syrup a green collar with chocolate cupcakes.

"Well. I think that's enough shopping for the day. Tomorrow we're gonna need to look for a job."

"Yea."

--On their way home—

"Hey Grimmjow?"

"Huh?"

"Can we stop here? I want chocolate ice cream."

"…You're getting a bit addicted don't you think?"

"To what? Chocolate? You're the one who introduce me to chocolate. How do you know so much about the real world anyways?"

"I sneak here from time to time."

"…Okay let's head back."

Grimmjow just shrugged and put on earphones that connect to the iPod he stole from some kid on their camping trip.(4)

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals!"

Ulquiorra stopped and stared at Grimmjow.

"So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"(5)

"Grimmjow? What the fuck are you singing?"

"Oh sorry. Did that bother you? I'll change the song."

Ulquiorra started to walk again, but stopped shortly when he heard Grimmjow singing again.

"MY DICK PLAYS ON THE DOUBLE FEATURE SCREEN! YOUR DICK WENT STRAIGHT TO DVD!"(6)

"GRIMMJOW! PEOPLE ARE STARING! IF YOU'RE GONNA SING, SING SOMETHING LESS…REPULSIVE!"

"Oh…did I sing that out loud? My bad…"

---At the House—

"OH POCKY! DARLING I'M BACK!" Grimmjow stopped and looked back. Good, no one was there. He then shut the door and made way to the white kitten on his bed. "How's my baby boy? Guess what? I got you a new collar and new toys," he cooed. "I've also brought you milk because daddy knows how thirsty you are, so drink up!"

Pokcy got up, jumped down the bed, and made his way towards the milk where Grimmjow is. Pocky licked his "daddy's" hand as if saying welcome back.

Grimmjow had a look of adoration on his face. "AWWWW! I LOVE YOU POCKY!"

"Meow~"

As Pocky was drinking the milk, Grimmjow took that chance to put on the collar. He also noticed that Pocky became a centimeter taller. His baby boy was growing up so fast! Oh. He should start to paint his room soon. Maybe Ulquiorra can let him crash for two nights. Grimmjow stood up and walk next door to ask.

Ulquiorra sighed. "Fine, but I get to stay in yours when I paint mine."

"Thanks bubby!"

---Everybody lived happily ever after!—

Sporkie: I hope my readers liked it! I'm pretty satisfied with this chapter. Hehehe.

1 – Vans is my favorite shoe brand :D I also love their hoodies but my parents doesn't approve of them D:

2 – My cousin has it. It's really pretty.

3 – I have a checker fetish…

4 – Go read Fun With Mister Insanity to know whut I'm talking about.

5 – Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

6 – My Dick by Mickey Avalon.