Bishou- this is the new, reworked prolouge( courtesy of FlamingDoritos)
Kenshin- proves she's more kick-ass than you.
Bishou-IMA NOOB THOUGH! -hides in emo corner-
A wind chime sounded in the forest. It would have been prettier if it hadn't been attached to the ear of a retreating laguz. Behind her was a battalion of Daein troops, shouting obscenities as they went.
Those darned details ruin the moment every time.
"Fuck fuckity fuuuck!" Kenshin screamed as she ran, dodging arrows as she went. "Fuckers! Quit staring at my chest before I come over there and play jumprope with your guts!"
Somewhere in Phoenicis, Ulki turned pale.
There was no reason for them to be chasing her, really. Or that they should be offended; being called a fucker was better than being called a human. Beorc were picky.
Ashera had it in for her, though. A tree root caught around her foot and sent her sprawling. Her momentum carried her down a slope, off the edge, and into the abyss of the sea.
Kenshin- Yup, waaaay more kick-ass than you.
Bishou- OH WOE IS ME! -wails-
