I turned off the computer and headed down to the kitchen because I smelt bacon, eggs, and pancakes. (they smell so nasty especially wit the cinnamon that Rosalie puts in her pancakes.) as I walked in the kitchen where rose was making breakfast apparently for Renesmee. I walked up behind her and grabbed her big ass.( it looked so good in the tight blue jeans she was wearing.) she turned and punched the living hell out of me with her right hook.( that shit hurt like hell.) "holy shit you scared the shit out of me!!" " you know you liked it." "well yea, but im cooking right now so wait."(told you so.) "hey, do you know where Carlisle is?" "I don't know, I think he is in his office, he was arguing with Esme earlier." "about what?" " I don't know, I was ignoring it." " oh, well talk to you later." "okay"

I left the kitchen to go upstairs. while walking through the living room I seen renesmee and Jacob. "hey nessy, hey jake." (sucking face as usual, that's really getting annoying I mean you don't see me and rose being freaky all over the place… wait scratch that, you don't see Bella and Edward doing that all over the place, Jesus Christ.) "don't you guys have a place where you can suck face alone!!!" I continued upstairs to Carlisle's office. As I walked down the hall a heard a sound. (It sounded like a little puppy dog learning to bark.) Then I heard Carlisle go "shhhhhhh" mad quietly.