On the second day of Christmas

My Kendall gave to me

Two corn dog coupons

Pairing: Kendall/Carlos

Rating: T


"Thankyouthankyouthankyou," Carlos shrieked in a single breath, bouncing in the passenger seat of the car.

"Calm down, baby," Kendall laughed from the driver's seat, "They're just corn dog coupons."

Carlos gasped, "JUST! They are not just corn dog coupons - they came from you. And they are for corn dogs!"

Kendall laughed again and took his boyfriend's hand. "I don't know which one's more adorable: Excited Carlos or Horny Carlos," he joked.

Pretending to think, Carlos tapped his chin. "I'd have to go with Horny Carlos," Carlos eventually replied.

Kendall rolled his eyes. "Of course you would." Carlos laughed. "Speaking of Horny Carlos," Kendall began, "I'm getting kind of tired. After we get home, I think I'm going to go to bed."

"Hmm. Now all of a sudden, I really want to go home. We could get the corn dogs later."


Written on 12/15/2010

Light editing on 09/18/2016