*Opens to the Marvel logo then fades with call me Angel playing*

Camera zooms out to reveal red cylinder object's center but it turns out its coming from Jaune's mouth with everything frozen. Jaune has a red mark on his head while his mouth screams in terror.

Some douchebag's fic.

Camera then moves to a spilled coffee spilling in midair and someone shooting a handgun. Zooms out to reveal people magazine which reads hottest girl alive-Yang Xiao Long.

Starring God's favorite idiot.

Camera zooms out of the car window to show the leg of a White Fang soldier sticking out.

A hot chick (Laura Kinney)

Camera then pans to what appears to be Blake's leg.

A token Faunus for the sake of diversity and avoiding human washing.

Camera then moves to reveal a wallet showing an ad for the Schnee dust company

The comic relief.

Camera goes outside of the car window

A death that is about to be prevented cause that said person deserves Jaune.

A hand sticking out of the window is as the camera goes back to the car showing a hello kitty lip bomb is seen flying. A White Fang soldier's face is blocked by someone's butt, the person is wearing a black and yellow skin tight suit. Camera moves to show a utility belt with the Deadpool symbol on it except yellow and black.

A bull fucking animal (Racism intended)

The same suited woman's leg is kicking Roman Torchwick's face as he is turning around. Camera continues to zoom past the sword handle then moves again.

A gratuitous cameo.

Camera moves to reveal the suited woman is Yang herself as Laura Kinney aka Wolverine is about to lunge at her in the back claws drawn. Yang is then revealed to be pulling Adam's underwear as he is thrown in the air and dropping his sword and slicing his motorcycle.

Produced by asshats.

Camera zooms out that it turns out they're in tumbling car.

Written by the real heroes here.

Camera zooms out with flaming wreckage everywhere with Velvet running away as the car is dangerously close to hitting her as Coco turns around.

Written by an overpaid tool.

A drawing slips in to reveal the title-Yangpool! Which is a drawing of Yang stabbing Adam with her katana's.