after over a year of love making, the nations decided itwas time fr the orgi to end. since americ and egnland were now a happy couple they walked back together to arhutes house.
omg eggland sais alfred embarassedly as they took the long walk to artur house along the beach were still naked! HOLYBLLOODYFUKINSHIT artur cried trying to cover up his vital region with has hand like omg wtf kiku popped up from a boulder near by to remind him of this fact as well INDECENT HE CRIED. and disappeared and shit yeah . alrfedo was all uhuhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu ur funi artie this is natural and iggy was like stfu u bloody wankergitface
so finall they skiped the rest fo way to iggy's house and burst through the door since iggy doesnt lock his doors because he is motherfucking BRITISH EMPIRE BITCHES BEST RESPECT
artr closed the door behind them and looks up to the ceiling and says hello there my fairy friends it is olly good to see everyone and merikca was like lol man u cray cray and iggy was like DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STFU TWATFACE. and america was all ):
then they stod there all awkward and iggy was like ok im srry im just being tsundere what you wanna do now ole chap. and america was like omg wtf mate make up ur mind be :C or be :) and then iggy was just like |B and amerik was like okok so ANYWAY ameirca was like iggz i think we shud have sexytiems in the showrer and iggy looks at him like he is sofa king stupid and is like wanker i dont use the shower i bathe in tea i r british and america was like o srry forgot
so they stood there. for like a few hours and iggy was like omg wtf mate this is crazy but not crazy like crazy colors or crazy copters or crazy people from the asylum more like crazy like wtf americ is silent i thik hes brokens or something. and america was then like WOOHOO MRY KRISMASU SORE WA SANTA YOOHOO!
and iggy screams because this scarred hima and hes liek wtf bloke its the middle of july and america is like no its isnt itas septempter 34th and iggy is like |||||B puta por favor
and then america is like whoa. i mean like WHOA. hes like iggyz where u learn to speak spanish and he;s like wel, its simple america i learned from humphrey bowswaddles and ameri is like what the hell you smokin man
and igg is liek ameri love would you like to be meeting humphert and and ameroc is like k whatevs ancient xy chrosomone being and engla whirls around like GIT ITS OLD MAN TO YOU I MEAN NO I MEAN FUCK. and americ is like fuck? 8D and england is like not that fuck srry2say and then ameri is like 8(
anyways englsma takes it that americ wants to meet humpshryez and leds him to the basements at the end of sveral flights of stares and americ is like wtf england there must be 6934 steps in here and england is like aktually theres 9001 now move your arse
and final when americ thinks they had to rwaach the center of the earth or platform 9 and 6/8 or narnia they reach an OMINOUS WOOD DOOR from like the middle ages. the MIDDLE FUCKING AGES- oh wait americ looked close and it was made in china but anyway england hands americ a torch from the wall
and hes likes mer mer its dangerous to go alone, take this przu and igy grabs his closk from the wall to cover his still naked body from the year long orgy. he pushes open the dor angirly like a an angrey wildebieast and americ foloows like HOLOY FUCKING SHITITTTTTTTTT MANNNNNNN because in his face is like i giant robot unicorn and england is like fuk wrong door and slams it shut afte pushing ameri out and hes like sorry love love thats james charles the 5th and americ is like...okkkkkk... and iggland turns to another door that myseteriously appeared on his leftand opens that instead
and then america is like HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN and england is like WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FACCE YOU JUST BLLODY FUCKING SAID THAT TOSSER and in their favce was a freaking massive grrn dragon. like this dragon was fucking green. green than grass or england -very pretty- eyes or kaibas hair from season0 of yugioh but anyway this shit was GREEN. ands americ turns very suavely to iggy and is like he reminds mw of your eye and enggland is like are you fucking daft and america is like ok seriously wtf mate. HE REALLY HADNT EVEN DONE ANYTHING THIS TIME. IT WAS A COMPLENT. so hes like wtf i just said something nice wtf did i do i like ur eyes
and engla is like you are really sofa king stupid and ameri is like ?_? so englan sighs and is like let me speak slow for you, humphrey is a GIRL. and america is like W . T . F
...ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DAYS OF AMERICA AND ENGLAND'S LIVES- okok not really this is just the commerical break.
...commericals over now this isnt like tv our commecials are only -9001 seconds long so they BRING YOU BACK IN TIME.
so back in the basement america is like ok so...humphray is a girl and egglanf is like ...yeah and? and americ is like o no um she very beautifuk and iggy smiles and is like ty america and turns to the dragon and coos at it because it is his baby and is like yes america she is a prtty dragon and america is like omgwtfbbq england
and england is like ? and america is like wtf mate SPOILER ALERT HUMPHREY IS A DRAGON or something god damn. and he smaks his head and is like shit mer mer im sorry. so anyway back to other things amerioc is like so himphry leanrt you spangslish and igg was all smug ans was like yes she is very skilled with tongues and america is like ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you do that with the dragon and england is like ur a fukkin moron B|
and ameoc doesnt get it and england doesnt bother telling him because itas a waste of air and life and saliva thats actually tea because brits sweat salviate and cum tea all the fucking time ok.
and then its quiet for awhil and even the dragon is kinda quiet because shit is instense man and americ is final like...i dont believee it. and iggy is like ? what chu talkin bout meri and america is like that dragon did not teach you spainsh and england is FUCKING APALLED. america wtf you dare say shit like that to me. and hes like imma prove it stand back and engla turns to humphray and is like sweetie can you please tell him bitch please i am fucking fluent . in spanish of course and ameri at the same time is like i dont think this is gona work baby-
and then shit just STOPS. everyone just freezes. ameri freezes. iggy freezea. even fucking humphrey freezes because she knows shit is about to go down.
stage smoke begins to pour in as somehting rises out of the floor and england finds his voice and is like fuck meri-chan you said it and he lieks wut and hes like you used a summon word and ameroc is like bitch this shit doesnt exist what do you think we did at witchtrials and hes like fucker this is fucking real magic ok
and out of the smoke walks justine bibez and america and england are like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and then justine was like BABY BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND MERI TURNS TO IGG AND HES LIKE WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING AND IGG IS LIKE FUCK I KNO MAN
AND JUSTINE IS LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO~ an meroc screams and eggland collapses to the grouns with a cry and is like quick humphrey i choose YOU
and humhrey starts flying int the fucking basement and england is like use BITE and the force from humphreys wings blows england's cloack off
humphray swopes in for the kill and japan pops up behind justine beibz and is like igirisuu how INDECENT and humphrey swallows them both in a flash. and then it all goes quiet
and aemirca is like dude what just happened and england is like idk man i think we killed japan at least i can have his tea now and americ is like o ok- WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME GAMES? and engand pulls americ down to his level and smashes their lips together and finaly pulls apart and is like ill show you better things than games
and america chuckles and kisses england's check and is like ur a naughty old man and then he hears the dragon snort in amusement and he's like you liked that didnt you girl and humophry is like si senor and aemrica is like holy. fucking. shit. this dragon is speaking spanish and england is like i told you gurlllll and america is like wow! and england is like ok back to shagging and americ is like can we let humphry use her tongues? and england is like ...ur a fukkin moron B|
so they have a frisky rround with humphrey and say their goodbyes, and head up the stairs. englasnd and americ decieed to take a nice hot bath in earl gry to calm their nerves, and americ decidees to stay the night in englands bed
so they cuddle together and dream peacusefully and live happily ever after. tigether.
mornign comes quick ansd americ wakes to find england in the bathroom and he's like my little british teacozy whats wrong im so happy we are living happily ever after
and brit turns slowly to face meri and is like ...meri...i think...im pregnant. and alf is just like ... but recovers and is like that great swetheart i always wants to have a child with you
and iggy is still silent and americ realizes something isnt right
and iggy is like i do too meri, i really do
...but i think it might be
...humphreys child
OH SHIT-
tbc.
