*Diana sits in a room with the authors in a big chair.*
Diana: Um…what are you trying to do? HOLY SHIT! DON'T KILL ME!
Invisible Girl 12: Why would we kill you? We love you!
Diana: *hopeful* You do?
Invisible Girl 12: Of course! Don't we guys?
Authors: YESSS!
Diana: Aw, well…ok, then…
Invisible Girl 12: So Agent Ilse here is gonna ask you some questions. Ok?
Diana: O…k…
Invisible Girl 12: The floor is yours…
***The Answer Sheet***
1.) What is your full name? Um…Diana Goodman?
2.) Age? Not telling…haha.
3.) Favorite childhood memory? Hmm…well…I had a lot…most of them of my sister Emily either hitting me with something or tearing my Barbies limb from limb…
4.) What is your relationship status? Happily married, thank you.
5.) If in a relationship, with who and where did you meet? My husband, Dan! We met at some bar in college…we shared some beers and I got like really drunk…Actually, I ended up throwing up once I got back home…but, I don't think you care about that, now do you?
6.) Do you have any children? Oh yes! Two! My wonderful son Gabe and my daughter Natalie.
7.) It's raining outside! What do you do? Get a good book and try to relax…Even though it's hard most of the time…I do love the rain…
8.) if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Maybe the fact that I probably should spend more time with Natalie…I do tend to ignore her most of the time…but I'm always so busy! I've got a family to feed and a house to keep clean.
9.) Are you employed? Uh, nope…
10.) If so, what is your job? I'm a mom! Haha…cliché answer…
11.) What is your most prized possession? The little music box that belonged to Gabe before he died…It's the only way I could remember him…well, apart from seeing him everyday since he was practically three.
12.) How would you describe your everyday mood? Well, it sort of varies…I'm bipolar, remember?
13.) Are you missing someone right now? Yes…I always have been…
14.) if you could go back in time to change something, what would you change and why? I would've taken action sooner with Gabe…to save him…Then I wouldn't be like this. And I'd also not flush my meds…they actually were working, now that I think of it…
15.) If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be and why? Well, you shouldn't even need to ask me that one…
16.) What's your favorite holiday? Hmm…I like Halloween. It makes me feel normal. We always have this block party on our street and it's the one day of the year when people don't look at me too strangely when I tell them that I can see my dead son.
17.) Do you have any bad habits? Yes…I tend to sort of ignore my family a lot…but hey, Gabe needs me too!
18.) If you could trade places with anyone you knew for a day, who would it be? Probably Natalie…she's always telling me how I don't know her well enough…
19.) What's your favorite TV show? I don't really watch TV…
20.) If you could say anything to the N2N authors, what would it be? Um…I like to be in fanfics too!
***Back in the interrogation room***
Invisible Girl 12: Aww…these are so cute!
Diana: Don't read them! They're confidential!
Oreoprincess0401: I'm sorry about your Barbies…
Diana: Oh, that's ok…They were knock-offs anyway…
Futurestar26: Knock-off Barbie dolls?
YourEyes1012: Oh yeah….You've got all those generic kinds…and do you guys remember Bratz?
All: YESS!
ElianaMargalit: They're heads were huge!
Invisible Girl 12: I used to have one!
Diana: Um…can I go now?
Invisible Girl 12: Sure!
***In the secluded room***
Henry: 78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer…
Natalie: Stop sing about beer…
Henry: Well, then what should I sing about?
Gabe: Just don't….
Henry: Don't crush my artistic vibe….
Gabe: That's not a vibe. That's called you're super stoned.
Henry: AM NOT!
Gabe: ARE TOO!
Dr. Madden: Stop fighting…
Both: NO!
Natalie: Dad, why are teenage boys so stupid?
Dan: Well, you see Nat, they're going through a little thing called puberty. Boys tend to mature later as their-
Natalie: OK! I've had enough, thanks!
Gabe: Ha…you're a prepubescent freak like Justin Bieber…
Henry: Nuh-uh! I already went through puberty!
Gabe: Prove it.
Henry: *about to drop pants*
Natalie: HENRY, DON'T YOU DARE!
Henry: He was asking for it!
Natalie: *blushing* Just stop…
*door opens are Diana returns!*
Invisible Girl: Dan? You're next….
