A 1967 Chevy Zanpakuto

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Chap. 2: Goodish Morning

Zennosuke Kurumadani shot hot tea from his nose when the strange man teleported into the kitchen of his World of the Living apartment.

The man across the dinner table from him was wearing a wrinkled business suit under a coat that seemed a size too big for him. His cold eyes and massive power were already making the shinigami regret not asking to return to the Soul Society after the war.

"Who are you?" he shouted ,jumping out of his gigai in a panic. Zennosukehad his zanpakuto in hand and was ready to flee at a moments notice.

Castiel frowned at the ridiculous man and began to walk towards him. "You are a Shinigami?"

"Stay back!" Zennosuke could tell that the stranger was too powerful for him but raised his sword and shouted "Good Morn-" when his opponent instantly closed the gap and grabbed his sword arm.

"Come with me" the angel commanded quietly.

"Whu no huurugg?" was all he got to say as the world spun around him.

"Cass" the Winchesters yelled as they heard the rustling announcing his arrival. The angel noticed that Dean seemed to have calmed down some.

"Who the hell?" yelped Dean as he noticed the unconscious man with the most perfect afro he had ever seen. "Cass, this is so wrong. You gotta let people change out of their before you kidnap them."

"Did you have to knock the poor guy out?" asked Sam.

"Yes" said Castiel "His shrieks were making it difficult to focus the destination."

"Why would he wear a sword to bed?" Dean wondered aloud.

"They are not pajamas he is a Shinigami." Castiel snapped before narrowing his eyes at Dean. "You seem calmer now."

"He's in denial. Those shifters torched the car by the time we caught up." Sam whispered.

Dean didn't seem to hear his brother. "Shinigami? A death god?" he asked, his eyes oddly dead.

"They act more as reapers." Cass replied as Sam stared at Dean like he was about to explode. "The plan is to send you to Soul Society instead."

"Soul Society? What is that a ghost land?" Dean was still giving them haunted looks and his voice was an odd monotone.

"Not really" said Cass " You will gain spiritual bodies and live somewhat like humans. Also, if you become shinigami, you may be permitted to cross over and take shifts in Japan.

"Okay, so how do we do this" asked Sam

"When this one wakes" Castiel gestured towards the fallen man "he will preform a konso to send you over. After that you must figure it out without me."

"Wait so this is the last time we'll see you?" asked Dean, apparently snapping out of it.

"Of course not, Dean." the angel replied "My cell phone number is still the same."

"Where am I?" groaned the man with the afro.

Dean ran over, grabbed Zennosuke by the collar, and shouted "I don't gotta wear the pajamas, do I?" in his face.

Zennosuke fainted again.