Hi-lo!

Hello, reading peoples! When I uploaded my other chapter I realised that I'd been mispelling Master Fung's name as Master Fong xD So, I do apologise if I haven't corrected all of the misspellings of his name ^^". Haha! Anyway, Jack's introduction chapter to his story now ;)

Disclaimer - I own nothing except for the girl in the begining, bird called Kyo and Evil peoples :p Blow raspberry at evil peoples!


Jack sighed. It was a nice day out but he was stuck inside with Wuya – oh, joy (¬_¬).

"Jack, you should be planning your next attack for when those Xiaolin Monks turn up," Wuya suggested trying to sound enthusiastic, noticing Jacks glumness today, "Okay, Jack, I'm not an agony aunt and I don't plan on becoming one, but what's wrong?"

"Oh like you care," he mumbled.

"Never said I did," she agreed, "But you know what they say, it's better to let it all out."

Jack sighed, "My mum's ill."

"Ill as in?" Wuya asked as if not even interested.

"Ill as in ill. Ill as in worst than a cold," he explained a little annoyed with her.

"Oh, for goodness – Jack! Are you telling me you're upset just because your mother isn't feeling too well a moment?"

"Yeah?" he whispered his bottom lip quivering slightly.

"Idiot! Fool!" Wuya shrieked flying away, "How I ever ended up in your hands I don't know."

"I'm taking a walk, I need to get away from your insensitivity," Jack murmured making his way out.

"Do you even know what you just said," Wuya asked as he vanished out of sight.

"Shut up!" she heard him call back as ran away.

"He needs help," Wuya sighed.


I kinda agree with Wuya there. Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, does need help...but then so do I! Maybe we could help each other ^_^ What a good idea I have!

Jack - Excuse me, do you know where the set for chapter 3 is?

Hazzard - Hello, Jack...it seems you've wondered a little too far from home!

Jack - o.O ...excuse me? *Realisation hits* OW! WHY THE HECK DID YOU HIT ME WITH A ROCK? WHY DO YOU HAVE A ROCK!

Hazzard - *Rolls eyes* I hit you for the effect of 'Realisation hits' because you're about to realise something and this is my pet rock - Eddy ^_^ He reminds me of Eddy out of Ed, Edd & Eddy :D

Jack - e.O ...OH MY GOD! HAZZARD?

Hazzard - There we go! Realisation just hit! Litterally!

Jack - *Runs away* AHHHHH!

Hazzard - WAIT! JACK! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Lv, Lv Hazzard x x ^_~*