Another one! :D

Dear Fanfiction,

I married Katniss. Not Madge (WHO IS DEAD!), Prim, Rue, Clove, or anyone else but Katniss! And I did not die. And I did not kill Katniss. Or Gale. Just trust me.

From,

Peeta (I am not bread!)

Honestly, I hate Peeta. It's 2 in the morning. I needed a person to do. I wish Peeta died.