A/N: already had this pre-written before posting this but school's been hectic and i have barely touched any of my wips in the past month and That Is Extremely Frustrating

anywho, enjoy lmao


"E-eh? But, but, Captain-? I'm Kabeyama! Kabeyama Heigorou! ...?"

"Um, sorry I've never met you before, but it's nice to meet you, anyway!" Endou grinned at the larger male.

Kazemaru frowned. Endou saying he didn't know Kabeyama? Endou having a panic attack from a hissatsu shoot? They really needed to get to the bottom of this.

"Nee, we should head back to the others. I bet they're worried." And wanting answers, Kazemaru thought. Which was something he wanted now as well.

With that, all three head into the clubroom.

And if Endou stuck close to him the whole time, well-

Kazemaru pretended not to notice.


Kidou watched as Kurimatsu paced back and forth anxiously. Handa and Kageno were somewhere in the corner while Shourin idly played with the hem of his shorts next to them. Max leaning on the lockers with his arms crossed as Aki's eyes flitted around the room in worry.

A loud clang broke the silence. Everyone turned to Someoka, fist resting against a locker.

"Agh, I can't take it anymore!" Hands ran through short pink hair in frustration. "What happened back there?! Why did Endou freak out like that?! He's never reacted like that to any of our shoots before, so- what happened?!"

And speak of the devil, right as he finished, the door opened to reveal the person in question.

Feeling all eyes on him, Endou clutched at Kazemaru's sleeve and took a small step back. "Hi?"

He looked around the room, recoginizing some familiar faces.

"Gouenji-san?" he said in a bewildered tone. "Kidou-san? What are you doing here?"

'-san?' Gouenji mouthed under his breath, locking eyes with Kidou who merely stared at their captain with an air of indifference.

"What do you mean by that, Endou?"

"Well, aren't you supposed to be at Teikoku?" The brunet furrowed his eyebrows and turned to Kazemaru. "Speaking of, where are we anyway?"

"This is the Raimon soccer club's clubroom, Captain." Max answered, nonchalance oozing from his tone. "But you should know that already. "

A strange emotion flickered in Endou's gaze before he laughed. "You must be joking. Raimon Middle doesn't have a soccer club."

A beat.

"Please tell me you're just messing with us," Handa whispered from the back, the silence making his words seem louder than they actually were. Most of the team just stared at Endou in shock of his words.

"Ah," he'd just pulled his headband to hang around his neck when a light of realization flashed in Endou's eyes. "I see what's going on!"

"This is another one of your ploys, isn't it Kaze?" He gestures to all the (somewhat despondent) people in the clubroom. "I can't believe you roped all these people into doing this! Even Gouenji-san and Kidou-san!"

Someoka was frustrated that their interrogation for answers was still fruitless, if anything, the situation just got a hella lot more confusing.

"What the hell are you even talking about, Endou?"

Kurimatsu leaned and whispered to Kabeyama, confused. "Kazemaru-senpai has a ploy?"

Endou bowed. "I'm so sorry for this! Ever since I stopped in 5th Grade, Kaze's been so adamant about making me play soccer again. I didn't think he'd go this far and actually establish a soccer club here." He shot Kazemaru a disappointed look. "Or force so many people to join in."

"You and I both know that's a whole bunch of bullshit, Endou!"

The words fell from his mouth before he even realized it. It was as if something had took ahold of body, Endou's words triggering something in him to react like that. He covered his mouth in surprise.

"Wait, I- I didn't mean-" Kazemaru flailed his arms in panic. "I don't know where that came from-!"

He's been doing a lot of things he didn't mean today. Was he getting possessed? Maybe they should get an exorcist to get not only him back to normal, but also get Endou back to his soccer-obsessed idiot self.


OMAKE:

"Ah," he'd just pulled his headband to hang around his neck when a light of realization flashed in Endou's eyes. "I see what's going on!"

"This is another one of your ploys, isn't it Kaze?" He gestures to all the (somewhat despondent) people in the clubroom. "I can't believe you roped all these people into doing this! Even Gouenji-san and Kidou-san!"

Someoka was frustrated that their interrogation for answers was still fruitless, if anything, the situation just got a hella lot more confusing.

"What the hell are you even talking about, Endou?"

A soccer ball hits Endou harshly upside the head and the goalkeeper passes out in a dead faint. Gouenji stares blankly at the exasperated and mildly terrified gazes shot at him.

"What? It usually does the trick."

Well, the team shrugged, they couldn't really argue with that.


A/N: WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY HSHDJDKDKDKKDKDJDDKKDK GDI GOUENJI STOP HITTING PEOPLE WITH SOCCER BALLS WHEN YOURE FRUSTRATED WITH THEM DBJSNDMDDLLD