On a remote island with an outside arena, complete with titantron, a young human child appears with bill cypher at his side
"Bill, get us some warriors for our little competition if you could" the boy said seemingly holding dominion over the dorito demon of another dimension
"How about I rearrange your internal organs?" The Triangle shouted in his autotuned voice
"How you don't hold dominion or power over me…...i summoned you for a reason, i couldn't do this on my own"
"What do you mean i don't hold dominion over you!" he grew furious, he began to chant, the earth trembling, yet nothing happened to the boy "WHAT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU RESIST MY POWERS!"
The boy then grabbed something in his shirt…a unicorn hair necklace (authors note: In the episodes of gravity falls leading up to the armageddon series finale, part of the barrier for the Mystery shack was unicorn hair, so i use that on the necklace of the boy to create a forcefield…..yeah i know it's a stretch but it the only way i could think of this logically working) "you think i'd summon you without having a way to defend myself, your Bill fucking cypher! You think I wouldn't have a plan!"
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!" he screamed
"I'm not telling you, you just need to grab warriors for our little plan" the boy smiled, his dark hair reflected the bright sun off him
"Fine" Bill groaned snapping his fingers bringing wrestlers and cartoon characters from all around the multiverse to that spot, where chatter erupted
"Where am I" multiple of the beings said as others looked at multiple beings asking "aren't you dead?" about certain people in the arena (author's note: I want to keep this open, so instead of saying who's there i'm going to say who won't appear; Dipper/Mabel/Stanford:they defeated Bill in the first place why would he want them there?, Yellow,White and Blue diamond: too big and would crush competition, Satama: too op…...that's the point I know but still, Rick and morty: resolve the conflict too fast, i mean it's rick sanchez! And any saiyan from dragon ball Z: too op)
"Calm down, my name is…...well that doesn't matter, what matters is that you are the strongest,smartest quickest and best in the multiverse and each timeline,each time period past and present, and i would like to start a wrestling league" the boy said
"What are you paying us?" the Miz, a reality television star turned wrestler who currently holds the WWE intercontinental championship asked
"This is not about payment, this is about glory, Michael" the Boy said to The Miz "and fame" He added
"Where do I sign up?" The Miz asked
"You are here aren't you, i'll set everything up for my little project, everything will be ready in a little while" He smiled as a Jasper gemstone summoned her helmet and rushed the young man
"I don't serve anyone but my diamond! And even if I did, i wouldn't serve any puny human" she said trying to hit the young man but there was a forcefield "wha….what!"
"Jasper….is it? In the words of the human bard Kendrick Lamar…..sit down and be humble….now then" he said as Jasper repeatedly tried to hit him "JR…..Corey Graves….and Eclipsa….you three are going to be on commentary" he pointed to three figures
"We won't join your side you bastard!" JR, a short plup texan man shouted
"I'll pay you" The boy responded
"Fuck it i'm in" Corey, a tall skinny young man with neck tattoos said "I mean do you see this guy! He's fucking magic, I don't wanna die so i'm gonna do the smart thing and do what he says, I advise you do too JR"
(An Hour later)
Three figures sat at an announcer's table, a young human male with neck tattoos, an older texan human and a former mewman queen with what looks like face tattoos
"Hello i'm Corey Graves with me on commentary for this first episode of MECCW are the WWE hall of famer Jim Ross and former queen of the dimension Mewni, Eclipsa Butterfly" the young man said
"I still don't quite get why i'm here" Eclipsa said
"I don't even know who you are or what a Mewni is" JR replied "No offense"
"It's a kingdom JR, that's not important now, what's important is our opening match between the Undertaker and Rose Quartz, leader of the crystal gems in a Punjabi Prison" Corey interrupted
"A PUNJABI PRISON!" J.R. shouted "BY GAWD!" at that moment he completely forgot about his questions about mewni.
"What is this punjabi prison?" Eclipsa asked
"You see that ring over there?" Corey pointed to the ring
"Yes" she replied
"There is going to be a 20 foot steel structure around it, around that is a 50 foot structure, the only way to win the contest of combat is to escape the ring, no pinfall, no submission, no disqualification, only escape" corey said "...also am i the only one who got an informative packet about the show tonight and whos who?"
"I'm afraid so corey" JR said looking around as a Punjabi prison appeared above the ring
"Seems so" Eclipsa said also looking for one
"Well that's great" He said sarcastically as a referee entered the ring
"Ref's in the ring waiting for the two opponents,the two gladiators of combat" JR said
The lights turned off and a gong was hit as druids of sorts walked an ominous looking man in a black coat down the ramp as smoke surrounded him. A man next to him looking ghastly with pale skin and a golden urn in hand "OHHHHH YESSSSS" he shrieked
"The phenom is here, people" Corey said "and with him is his manager Paul Bearer"
"Paul Bearer…..pallbearer…..Undertaker….thats kind of clever" The queen of darkness said as the phenom entered the ring
"The undertaker, one of the best in the business, up against some lady with pink hair and a shield" JR said as the lights turned on slowly and undertaker rolled his eyes to the back of his head.
"The Undertaker has supernatural powers not of this realm, powers from the other side he will use to defeat any opponent in his way" Corey explained as the druids escaped to backstage.
"Well then let's see how he fairs against this Rose Quartz" Eclipsa said as a pale plus sized pink haired woman riding on top a pink lion entered the arena before unmounting the strangely coloured feline and entering the ring (Authors note:I have not come up with a good song for Rose's entrance)
"THAT'S A LION, THAT WOMAN IS ATOP A LION!" JR shouted "Rose quartz, a woman apparently without fear"
"Seems so" Eclipsa said as the Prison was lowered
"I won't hurt a human being" Rose said as The phenom removed his coat
"The bell long tolls for you Rose Quartz, after you are defeated in this steel enforced bamboo cage, you shall rest…...in…..peace" he removed his eyes and rolled his eyes behind his head before looking at Rose and right hooking her in the chest before a left hook and dropkick.
"This is not the usual undertaker that I know, this is a brutal violent being much like his days in the ministry of darkness back in the late 90's" Corey said "maybe more brutal"
Rose got up and realized this wasn't a normal human being, there was something extra in him, something supernatural, and she knew her only chance to survive was to fight. She summoned her shield and began to hit the Phenom with it until he was on spaghetti legs and then a DDT making the Phenom topple, as rose began to climb, Paul bearer raised a supernatural urn making the deadman rise.
"By the magic committee" Eclipsa said in shock
"The undertaker on his feet and" JR said as Taker grabbed the leader of the gem rebellion and "TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER" onto the mat from the rings of the followed by a fist drop and an elbow drop.
He began to climb the prison leaving quartz on the mat whom struggled to get up from the undead beings assault, he got halfway up before…..
(I KISSED A QUARTZ AND I LIKED IT,HOPE MY DIAMOND DONT MIND IT)
Pearl…..a Pearl gem with an oval gemstone walked out to help her crush (author's note: what! We all think it!)
"Here's Rose quartz's little minion Pearl, No disqualification so whatever she is going to do is legal" Corey said as the lights turned off before turning red, organ music playing
"KANE! ITS KANE!" JR shouted
A giant bald figure emerged from a gaping hole in the floor, his aura was demonic and full of rage, he grabbed rose by the feet and dragged her down as she struggled from the demon's grasp, during this the Undertaker was still climbing
"ROSE!" The Pearl shouted
"Kane sending Rose Quartz straight to hell!" JR shouted
"The devil's favorite demon, now looking straight at pearl after helping his half brother, the Undertaker" Corey said
"That's what human's call a demon?" Eclipsa asked "He doesn't look half as handsome as my Globgore"
The Undertaker then began to climb the second cage, as Pearl shook the prison.
"There is nothing stopping the Phenom from winning this match JR!" Corey exclaimed as the undertaker began to climb down the cage, Pearl screaming as Kane got out of his hole in the ring, the lights turning off
"The Torches went out" Eclipsa said
"That isn't a power outage Eclipsa, Kane is using his otherworldly powers to manipulate reality" Corey explained
"Did she say torches?" JR asked
"I did" Eclipsa answered
"...we'll talk about that later" JR answered as the lights turned on and Kane was behind Pearl
"How did he?" Eclipsa asked as he grabbed the Pearl by her neck and a Chokeslam to hell! (author's note: that's the name of the move, it's just a chokeslam, he didn't send Pearl AND Rose to hell) the force of the demons impact demineralized pearl
"Chokeslam straight from hell!" Corey shouted as the undertaker went from three rings above the ground to two then one before touching the ground
"She was a rock!" JR said as the cage rose and Taker walked into the ring
"And the winner of the MECCW inaugural Punjabi prison match is The Undertaker!" A man on the top of the entry ramp shouted into a microphone as taker rolled his eyes backwards and slashed his neck with his thumb
"He cheated!" Eclipsa said
"No he didn't, no disqualification means outside interference is legal" Corey said "he merely used all his resources" he explained as the Brother's of destruction and Paul Bearer exited the arena to the backstage area
"...hm ok what's next? Barbed vine matches? Inferno matches?" Eclipsa asked
"...No a commercial break is next" JR answered
