Author's Note: Considering what has been happening to Alaska recently I decided to add a bonus chapter.
Disclaimer: Justanothertree does not own Hetalia.
(Narrator's POV)
A gigantic colonial style red and blue painted mansion lays at the very end of a long paved driveway in an undisclosed location sat quietly and the picture of tranquility in the early dawn. On the western side of the house a quaint koi pond trickles away. This house seems to be the perfect picture of calm, despite the numerous water guns splattered across the perfectly cut and vibrant green lawn or the massive amount of paintball splatters that are on everything you could possibly see. That means nothing though, this house is the living embodiment of calm.
Yes, this house is a perfect place that has nothing in its history of potato cannons that sometimes go off at 4 a.m. in the morning as Idaho's idea of a prank. You did hear it at all...actually...it didn't go off. This is not a normal occurrence…
Nothing is normal though today.
Today in that colonial mansion in the secret underground bunker from the Cold War is where all of our lovely states have went this early in the morning. On a normal day this bunker is utilized as a ice cream freezer and on days of emergency such as this one, a panic shelter.
In the bunker is 50 panicked states, two whimpering huskies, four metric tons of ice cream, and two not so innocent posters of two different presidential candidates.
The protagonist of to day is Alaska who is sitting fetal position listening to her siblings screaming and in general chaos. While she is on a top of a large crate of ice cream looking between her paperwork and the posters while cuddling dogs. Dozens of empty containers of Alaskan Blueberry ice cream lay in a chaotic formation around Alaska's rocking form.
Alaska's paperwork you may ask? Why, it's re-configuring her entire spending budget. So, you may understand why she is crumbling under the figure of that much math.
Oh, look Alaska got an email from her uncle Canada...what's this, only one line?
"Hey, Alaska, what's this Blue versus Black thing going on?"
