DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING. LEAVE ME BE.


Lavi walked down the halls, of the Order, pissed. Not only had he almost broken his arm and got raped, but he heard about Kanda and Allen's new 'thing'. If you must know, Lavi was in love with Kanda. That's why he teased him all the time, so he had an excuse to talk to him. Lavi went infirmary to check on Lenalee, after all, she put up a good fight.

FLASHBACK

"Ha ha ha! Can't fight anymore Lenalee?" The Noah known as ,Rhode Kamelot asked the panting girl.

"Shut up!" Lenalee yelled as she kicked a level three Akuma into a level two.

"Agh! St-stop, N-Noah." Lavi also panted, but for a different reason. Tyki Mikk, was pushing one finger in and out of the red-head Exorcists.

"Now why would I do that, boy?" Tyki asked with a smirk on his face as he gripped Lavi's wrist tighter.

"Ah!" Lavi wimpered at the pain , he couldn't feel the tips of his fingers.

"Come on Lenalee! I thought you were an Exorcists, not some useless human!" Rhode yelled at the Chinese girl.

"Shut up! Lavi, I'll come to you in a minute!" Lenalee yelled. Lavi had tears streaming down his face when he heard what Lenalee said.

"Aaaaaaaah!" Lavi yelled when something, big and hard, slammed into him.

END FLASHBACK

Lavi shivered at the memory. His ass still hurt, but right now he was more worried about Kanda and Allen. 'I guess this is what I get for not saying anything...' Lavi thought as he walked to his room. He opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him. He went over to his bed and sat down. 'Damn...' Lavi thought as he layed back. 'Maybe I can sleep it off. ' Lavi thought closing his eyes slowly falling asleep.


The next morning Lavi woke and heard his stomach growl. 'I'll bath then get somethin' ta eat.' Lavi thought getting up to go to the bathroom.


After a long hot bath, Lavi threw on some new clothes and walked out the door. As he walked down the hall to the cafetira he saw Allen and Kanda walking there too. 'Che..' Lavi thought sourly. When he got to the cafeteria he got his food and sat with Lenalee.

"How are you doing, Lavi?" Lenalee asked in a whisper. Lavi had told her not to tell anyone about the accident. Lavi smiled.

"I'm fine." He stated. Him and Lenalee saw Kanda and Allen put their trays away and start walking out the room. Lavi got up and walked be hind Kanda and kicked him in the butt.

"What the hell?!" Kanda yelled. Lavi back up and started to sing:


"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I don't like your boyfriend!

No way, no way.

I think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I could be your boyfriend." Lavi sang making everyone look at him like he was crazy.

"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I know that you like me,

No way, no way.

You know it's not a secret.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I want to be your boyfriend.

You're so fine,

I want you mine.

You're so delicious,(Lavi licked his lips)

I think about ya all the time,

You're so addictive.

Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious,

And hell yeah,

I'm your mother fucking Exorcist

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right." Lavi walked upon a table with a bunch of Finders sitting there.

"He's like so whatever,

And you could do so much better.

I think we should get together now,

And that's what everyone's talking about.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I don't like your boyfriend!

No way, no way.

I think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I could be your boyfriend!" the Finders moves from the table and watched Lavi dance on it.

"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I know that you like me,

No way, no way.

You know it's not a secret.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I want to be your boyfriend.

I can see the way,

I see the way you look at me.

And even when you look away I know you think of me.

I know you talk about me all the time again and again,

So come over here, tell me what I want to hear.

Better yet make your boyfriend disappear, (Lavi jumpped off the table, pushed Allen and grabbed Kanda's arm pulling him over to the table)

I don't want to hear you say his name ever again." Lavi sat on the table pulling Kanda closer to him.

"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I don't like your boyfriend!

No way, no way.

I think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I could be your boyfriend!

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I know that you like me,

No way, no way.

You know it's not a secret.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I want to be your boyfriend!" Lavi smirked over at Allen who was dumbfounded.

"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I know that you like me,

No way, no way.

You know it's not a secret.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I want to be your boyfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger,

Cause I can,

Cause I can do it better.

There's no other,

So whens it gonna sink in?

He's so stupid,

What the hell were you thinking?" Lavi asked Kanda pushing him away to stand on the table.

"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger,

Cause I can,

Cause I can do it better.

There's no other,

So whens it gonna sink in?

He's so stupid,

What the hell were you thinking?

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I don't like your boyfriend!

No way, no way.

I think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I could be your boyfriend!" Lavi had Finders dancing with him as he danced on the table.

"Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I know that you like me,

No way, no way.

You know it's not a secret.

Hey! Hey! Yuu! Yuu!

I want to be your boyfriend!"


Then singing stopped as everyone, but Kanda, Allen, and Lenalee, started clapping. Lavi jumped off the table and walked over to Kanda.

"I wanna be your boyfriend, Yuu." Lavi explained as he kissed Kanda. The clapping only got louder. Lavi broke the kiss and walked out the cafeteria to Bookman's room. 'Maybe now I'll do some work...' Lavi thought.