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Ash: Well, my first hit was a success!
Remus: Just because you got six reviews it doesn't mean you're a "success" Ash...
Ash: Miffed look Well, it's better than nothing...anyways, onto inspirational credit for this story!
James: Takes out list of random things Let's see, there's sporks, oranges, caramel, Cheez-its...
Ash: YOU IDIOT, that's my grocery list!
James: Oh, ok rips up pointless list
Ash: Anyways, inspiration today goes to, JOANNA, the writers of the Marauders Insane Archives, JOANNA, some of Joanna's layout ideas from her story (but it's all good because she got some of her ideas from me), JOANNA, and last but not least, MY REVIEWERS! Oh, and Joanna is JoJoBlond.
Peter: I think you're losing your comedic mind here Ash.
Sirius: PETER! What did I tell you about insulting the authors?
Peter: That when we do, their anger comes out through manipulating us...O CRUD!
Ash: Smug look Let the games begin...
LAST TIME...
James: To other Marauders SEE! I TOLD you Snape was up to something!
Remus: Sorry we didn't believe you the first time. It's just kind of hard to trust you ever since you tried to convince us that Professor Flitwick was actually a lawn gnome brought to life by a pack of demented squirrels bent on destroying the world.
James: I'M TELLING YOU, THOSE SQUIRRELLS ARE A DANGER TO SOCIETY!
Sirius: So are you, and we're not complaining.
Peter: I wouldn't say that...
James: Gets even more miffed and goes back to his studies
Fade out
THIS TIME:
Scene sets in on a dark little tavern restaurant called "The Chestnut" in Hogsmeade with Snape sitting alone in the corner table. However, the Marauders are also there, Peter and James are disguised as a couple sitting two seats away from Snape, while the other two are trying their hand at being bartenders for cover up
Peter: Tell me again, why am I the one who had to be disguised as the girl?
James: Well, for one you made fun of the author, two, it's your plan, and three, because you act the most like a girl.
Peter: Raises an eyebrow
James: ...With the exception of Sirius...
Peter: THANK you...goes back to eating his roll
Meanwhile...
Sirius: While juggling beer bottles Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this!
Remus: CRASH...speak for yourself...
Sirius: Well, what can I say, some people just have a knack for this stuff I guess
Remus: Suddenly notices the REAL bartenders walking through the door O CRUD, duck for cover!
Sirius: What are you talking about, no ones shooting at us...
Remus: Drags Sirius under a nearby table
Sirius: Well Remus, I'm sorry, but I don't think of you like that...
Remus: SHUT UP!
Sirius: Ooo, frisky I see...
Meanwhile
Snape: I see my guest has arrived...looks towards doorway
Dumbledore: Walks in wearing a pitiful disguise of a brunette toupee and a fake moustache. He walks over to Snape's table and sits down
Snape: Blinks and points to the toupee I do say old chap, I expected better from you.
Dumbledore: Yes, well the Rent-A-Disguise shop got set on fire before I could get there, and this is all I could grab before I was forced to stop, drop, and roll...
Snape: I see...well anyways, down to business.
Dumbledore: Yes'm...
Snape: Good gracious old chap, who says "Yes'm" anymore?
Dumbledore: Looks annoyed Well, "old chap", who are you to tell me what to say? HUH, HUH?
Snape: Sheesh, I was just trying to sound intelligent, no need to get all uppity with me does a poor imitation of a hair flip, but gets his hand stuck in all the grease What I'm trying to ask though, is if you can still get me connections with that Betty Crocker you speak of...
Dumbledore: HUSH! Otherwise everyone in this...um...place will know of the plan! But yes, I can. I know HER personally. We old hacks got to stick together, you know...
Snape: Ok, and will she have shifty eyes ...the FINAL PIECE?
Dumbledore: Leans back in his chair Yes, I guarantee it.
Both Dumbledore and Snape skip out of the Chestnut with linked arms singing the Smurfs theme song
Sirius: Comes out from under table to talk to James Did you get all of that?
James: Pulls out his diary that he wrote down Snape and Dumbledore's conversation in Of course...
Peter: Can I take off the corset now?
James: Sarcastically No Peter, you must wear it until the world explodes OR bows down to my evil peach tree army of doom.
Peter: NOOOOO!
James: Don't worry, it won't be as long as you think smug grin
Peter. Ok. And just so you know, I think I know someone who can help us with our Snape problem.
Sirius: And who might that be, laddie?
Peter: Well, you see...Betty Crocker is my auntie. And don't call me "laddie" anymore...
Sirius and James: Stare open mouthed
Meanwhile...
Remus: I'm surprised me and Sirius's hiding spot wasn't found by those freaky bartenders. MAN, I ROCK AT HIDE AND GO SEEK!Bartender 1: Did you hear something?
Bartender 2: Yeah, it came from under here I think points to random table
Bartender 1: Goes over to investigate table, only to find Remus hiding underneath it AH!
Remus: AH!
Bartender 2: Turns around and sees Peter's hideous makeup job AH!
Peter: AH!
Bartender 2: AH!
James: AH!
Bartender 1: AH!
Sirius: Sees Bartender 1's terribly dirty fingernails AH!
Remus: AAAHHH! MARAUDERS, RETREAT!
The four Marauders run outside and keep running until they get to the candy shop, buy some candy, and then run outside screaming again...while eating their candy...
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Well, I rather liked this one! Please read and review! Flames will be used for the usual midnight burning rituals...oh...I mean...you never heard that...ahem
REVIEWERS!!!:
JoJoBlond: thanks for the review tip, AND the gr8 ideas 4 chappie 2!!! yes, i am genius !! heehee, jk.
piffluvsu: to many threats, maaaaaaaan. i think u need to join my hippie friends for a night out...seriously, they make everything in life make sense!!! wow, no more of this STUFF for ashley...
Lady Adrienel: but of course the peach trees! thanx!
Cherry Chalk: YES I WANNA JOIN THE CLUB!!! PETER HATERS UNITE...o...and carebear haters 2...i think...
Chikin Wang: my life is slightly desturbing...OK, I CONFESS, I AM AN ALIEN!!! phew, that's a load off my shoulders...
Lady Taliesin: thats hard 2 spell. hm. funny is my job! thanx!
kk, all done now!
