Title:"Reborn's Questionnaire"

Summary:Reborn creates a questionnaire, and decides to have everyone in the Familiga (And even people that aren't in the Familiga) answer it!

Disclaimer:I do not own any of the characters. I do, however, own the questions and the character's answers.

Chapter:"Hayato Gokudera"


Reborn's Questionnaire

How old are you?

15

Favorite color?

Tch, don't have one.

Flame-Class?

Storm, as well as Rain, Sun, Cloud, and Lightning.

Familiga?

Vongola!

Favorite food?

Don't have a specific one.

Who's your right-hand man?

No one. I'm the right-hand man of the Boss! Don't you forget that!

Who's your best friend?

Um, well…the B-Boss…? (Gokudera blushed as he wrote down his precious Boss as his best friend. He knew he was unworthy, but he could dream, couldn't he?)

Do you have a crush on anyone?

Pfft, no.

Does anyone have a crush on you?

Tch, the fangirls that follow me everywhere.

What's your favorite thing to do?

Anything that the Boss orders me to!

What's your least favorite thing to do?

Interact with idiots. (Just as he wrote down the word 'idiot', the annoying laughter of a certain baseball freak filled his head)

What are you doing?

Answering these questions that the Boss gave me.

Who was the last person you talked to?

The Boss.

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

Tch, how am I suppose to know?

Is there anyone behind you?

There better not be. If there is, I'll blow them up!

Where's Reborn?

Reborn-san? Don't know. The Boss said he was on a mission or something. Why?

Why does Byakuran like marshmallows so much?

Who cares why that marshmallow freak likes them?

Is Yuni Yuni-que? :D

Seriously? -_-

Have you ever shipped your friends with each other?

Shipping? No, I've never shipped any of my 'friends' to any of my other 'friends. That's illogical, since they couldn't fit into a package.

What's your favorite word?

Words are words, why should I have a favorite?

Are you a righty or a lefty?

I'm right-handed, if you have to know.

Is there any specific reason why you're answering these questions?

The Boss asked me to. He said that Reborn-san told him to have me fill this questionnaire out.

If you could be anywhere, where would you be?

I'd be where the Boss is.

What do you wish you were skillful in?

Tch, nothing. I'm skilled enough. (Secretly, Gokudera wished he could be skilled in handling a certain baseball idiots)

What time era do you wish you were born in?

Hmm, I can't decide. There are a lot of different eras I find fascinating…

Why is Yamamoto so calm all the time?

Tch. That baseball idiot is just an idiot, he's not smart enough to not be calm!

Is Gokudera good at playing the piano?

Tch. What does it matter?

Choose: Eat poison cooking or get shot by Xanxus?

Get shot by Xanxus… not that he'd be able to, tch.

Which one: Varia Guardians or Tsuna's Guardians?

The Boss's Guardians, of course! What kind of stupid question is that?

Which one: Coke or Pepsi?

Neither. I don't particularly care for soda.

Which one: Paperwork or battle with Hibari?

That battle maniac is pathetic! I'd blow him away in an instant! (Later that day, Hibari would find the answer sheet and would vow to bite the silver-head to death)

Any comments on these questions?

Why are they so freaking annoying?

Favorite number?

I don't care for numbers, but probably 59 or something…

Favorite fish?

I like salmon.

What's your hair color?

Silver.

Eye color?

Green.

Box Animal's name?

Yuri.

Favorite animal?

Tch, don't have a favorite. They're all freaking annoying.

Are you an Uke or Seme?

What? Are those even words?

Is your crush an Uke or Seme?

I don't have a crush.

Do you think Tsuna is an Uke?

Why is the Boss being mixed into this?

Who would you rather date? Yamamoto or Gokudera?

Huh!? I'd rather date myself than go on a date with that stupid baseball idiot! (*blushing lightly*)

Who's cuter? Kyoko or Haru?

Tch, who cares about those stupid women.

Pineapple, strawberry, or apple?

How about none?

Better Uke: Tsuna or Enma?

Why does 'Uke' refer to the Boss and the idiot Shimon wimp!?

Better Seme: Hibari or Dino?

I'm starting to get annoyed.

Favorite Arcobaleno?

Reborn-san, of course!

What does the fox say?

The fox doesn't 'speak' as humans do. It makes a series of noises that are relatively dog like.

Do you want a piece of Tuna-Fish? ;)

Another ridiculously bad pun? -_- Really? And why is there a winky face?

Is Tsuna really Dame?

The Boss is not Dame! He's cool, powerful, respectable, kind and caring! H-he's anything but Dame!

Did you enjoy answering these?

Tch, not in the least! The only reason why I kept answering them was because the Boss and Reborn-san (Apparently) wanted me to!


AN: So, I updated this a day before I was supposed to. XD I just really wanted to write this. It was a tie between Gokudera and Hibari, so I decided to do Goku-kun. :3

I love all of you so much~ (*dramatically blows kisses*) All of your reviews were so nice, even with the ones that corrected me. Q w O Sorry if I messed up, but I'm not really looking anything up… Just random answers that I think fit the characters, ya'know? If you don't like that, well, I can understand and I'll apologize now. XD

Hmmm, so anyways, that's all for this chapter. Please tell me in a review which character should be the next victim!~ Will it be Hibari, Dino, Yamamoto? Or maybe even the marshmallow-loving albino, Byakuran? I don't know, so please, choose a character (Any character, not just the ones I've listed) to be the next victim! :D